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(The Hill)   Marjorie Traitor Goofball may see her political dreams end today   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Nancy Pelosi, United States House of Representatives, Election, Firebrand Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Republican Party, George W. Bush, United States Congress, Alaska  
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6288 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 May 2022 at 8:35 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-24 7:51:39 AM  
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Stop communism?  I thought we were supposed to be stopping socialism?

And by flood the polls, what people don't realize is she wants people to turn on the sprinkler system and get everything soaking wet.
 
2022-05-24 7:56:51 AM  
I'm doubtful. She *might* wind up in a runoff. But that district is deep Trump red. Pretty much whoever wins the GOP nomination will win in the fall.
 
2022-05-24 7:58:14 AM  

BizarreMan: [Fark user image 425x238]

Stop communism?  I thought we were supposed to be stopping socialism?

And by flood the polls, what people don't realize is she wants people to turn on the sprinkler system and get everything soaking wet.


Flood the polls?
[Bull Durham rainout.gif]
 
2022-05-24 8:02:48 AM  
Dont give me hope, Subby
 
2022-05-24 8:05:43 AM  
"May."

Highly unlikely, though.
 
2022-05-24 8:10:49 AM  
FTFA: "The Republican Jewish Coalition PAC"...

WTF.
 
2022-05-24 8:24:58 AM  
...unlike fellow firebrand Rep. Madison Cawthorn(R-N.C.), who was defeated in a May 17 primary after a series of scandals that centered more on his personal actions than his policy positions, Greene has not been politically punished or abandoned by top Republicans and is in a much better financial position than Cawthorn was in his primary.

I wonder why that is. I wonder. Ah, well. I guess some mysteries are unknowable conundrums, mysteries of the universe that we are not meant to unlock. Perhaps that is for our own good.
 
2022-05-24 8:25:23 AM  
Like she'll accept the results if she loses.
 
2022-05-24 8:25:45 AM  
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2022-05-24 8:37:03 AM  
Maybe she'll finally get that untreated hypertension/heart disease some treatment. Those ogre feet are an obvious sign of it.
 
2022-05-24 8:37:30 AM  
she's not a politician she's a terrorist and has said so
her political dreams should have been ended a couple of weeks ago

were it not for terrorist judges
 
2022-05-24 8:40:09 AM  

BizarreMan: [Fark user image 425x238]

Stop communism?  I thought we were supposed to be stopping socialism?


They're the same thing to right-wingers.
 
2022-05-24 8:40:37 AM  

BizarreMan: [Fark user image 425x238]

Stop communism?  I thought we were supposed to be stopping socialism?


I thought we were supposed to be stopping pedophilia?
 
2022-05-24 8:40:42 AM  
How gerrymandered is her district? That's all that matters any more.
 
2022-05-24 8:43:09 AM  

hugram: FTFA: "The Republican Jewish Coalition PAC"...

WTF.


Republicans support Israel no matter what. Democrats support Israel too, but they sometimes whine about human rights. So the Republican party is the natural home for a lot of Jews.
 
2022-05-24 8:44:48 AM  
There's always a non zero chance that Greene could lose.
 
2022-05-24 8:44:52 AM  
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2022-05-24 8:46:48 AM  
What ever happened to that lawsuit challenging her eligibility?

googling it only talks about how unhinged she was, nothing about the results.
 
2022-05-24 8:47:04 AM  

BizarreMan: [Fark user image 425x238]

Stop communism?  I thought we were supposed to be stopping socialism?


The idea that those are very different, distinct ideals requires at least the most basic understanding of political nuance, and not simply "Us vs. Them". Such a voter isn't voting for this asshole.
 
2022-05-24 8:48:03 AM  

squegeebooo: What ever happened to that lawsuit challenging her eligibility?

googling it only talks about how unhinged she was, nothing about the results.


It failed.
 
2022-05-24 8:48:23 AM  
VOTE FOR MARJORIE IS A VOTE FOUR:

• STOP ELECTRIFYING COMMIE DC WITH                INSINERATED BABIES
• KEEP CTE OUT OF GEORGIA SCOOLS
• WHERE IS HUNTER BIDEN
• NO MORE COVIDRONA
• MISINFORMATION
• WHO'S BURNING TOAST I CAN SMELL IT

/the choice is cleer
 
2022-05-24 8:48:32 AM  

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That's a hard looking woman.
 
2022-05-24 8:51:21 AM  

squegeebooo: What ever happened to that lawsuit challenging her eligibility?

googling it only talks about how unhinged she was, nothing about the results.


https://www.salon.com/2022/05/06/marjorie-taylor-greene-wins-jan-6-case/

"Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., the far-right freshman notorious for her baseless and inflammatory conspiracy theories opinions, should not be disqualified for re-election over her alleged role in "inciting" the Capitol riot protest, a state judge ruled on Friday.
 
2022-05-24 8:53:04 AM  
The fact that she literally can't do anything for her constituency and basically exists just to piss off the adults in the room and will still get re-elected tells me all I need to know about her district.

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2022-05-24 8:53:22 AM  
I don't think it's going to matter who wins in her district, they will be a horrible example of homo sapiens. Her election was just her constituents baring their ass to the world, and it is a very unpleasant ass to gaze upon.
 
2022-05-24 8:54:02 AM  
MMTGMTGA! (Make MTG Magic: the Gathering Again)
 
2022-05-24 8:54:19 AM  

squegeebooo: What ever happened to that lawsuit challenging her eligibility?

googling it only talks about how unhinged she was, nothing about the results.


It ruled in her favor.  They're gonna appeal, but it's effectively doa.
 
2022-05-24 8:54:52 AM  
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2022-05-24 8:55:16 AM  

hugram: FTFA: "The Republican Jewish Coalition PAC"...

WTF.


Kapos, Inc.
Sonderkommandos, LLC
Too Dumb to be Jews, Ltd.
 
2022-05-24 8:56:02 AM  
She needs to crawl back into that double wide she spawned from and stay there.
 
2022-05-24 8:56:39 AM  
The Republican Jewish Coalition PAC supports Strahan, and the Value In Electing Women (VIEW) PAC has spent nearly $200,000 in support of her candidacy.

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just use the space laser on her?
 
2022-05-24 8:56:57 AM  
Maybe we'll get lucky and Greene will get hit from a crapsicle falling off an aircraft.
 
2022-05-24 8:59:27 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: hugram: FTFA: "The Republican Jewish Coalition PAC"...

WTF.

Republicans support Israel no matter what. Democrats support Israel too, but they sometimes whine about human rights. So the Republican party is the natural home for a lot of Jews.


...which explains why 70+% of American Jews vote Democrat, and a majority are ...less than pleased with what Israel does. Because we're all just blinded by the Jewlight and we check our morals at the door the second you dangle a blue Star of David in our face, right?

// Orthodoxy has a big problem, for sure
// but we're only like 10% of American Jews, so you may be basing your opinions on bad datasets
// at least, I hope it's that and not stereotyping
 
2022-05-24 8:59:42 AM  
Buh bye
 
2022-05-24 9:00:43 AM  

Rucker10: The fact that she literally can't do anything for her constituency and basically exists just to piss off the adults in the room and will still get re-elected tells me all I need to know about her district.

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2022-05-24 9:01:00 AM  
Fundamentalist bullshiat
Unknown opponents
Cynical voters
Karen haircut

Hell, I don't know
Everything is up in the air
Really, she needs to go
 
2022-05-24 9:05:22 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: She needs to crawl back into that double wide she spawned from and stay there.


She's not a very good person, but you don't have to talk about her mother like that.
 
2022-05-24 9:05:27 AM  
I wish I could believe she'll be primaried out, because there's no way a Democrat wins that seat, but...let's be honest.
 
2022-05-24 9:06:04 AM  
That woman is a black hole of ignorance.

(and I'm being polite here)
 
2022-05-24 9:08:12 AM  

BizarreMan: [Fark user image image 425x238]

Stop communism?  I thought we were supposed to be stopping socialism?

And by flood the polls, what people don't realize is she wants people to turn on the sprinkler system and get everything soaking wet.


And if communism isn't stopped, well... they'll just be forced to start their own communities out in the wilderness, where everyone has a different trade, and they barter exclusively with one another.

That'll show those dirty communists.
 
2022-05-24 9:08:38 AM  
Yep, seriously watching, participating, and helping Marcus Flowers.

Saldy the derp is strong with these farking Fascist morons in southern Squidbilly land.
 
2022-05-24 9:11:16 AM  
GOP needs to flush the can.
It is full of floaters like this one.
 
2022-05-24 9:11:16 AM  
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2022-05-24 9:14:42 AM  

Veloram: BizarreMan: [Fark user image image 425x238]

Stop communism?  I thought we were supposed to be stopping socialism?

And by flood the polls, what people don't realize is she wants people to turn on the sprinkler system and get everything soaking wet.

And if communism isn't stopped, well... they'll just be forced to start their own communities out in the wilderness, where everyone has a different trade, and they barter exclusively with one another.

That'll show those dirty communists.


yeh but there'd have to be a kind of guild system
 
2022-05-24 9:17:26 AM  
As trump humper as her district might be, you'd think they'd at least want to elect someone that wanted to do something for their district other than being an embarrassment, like some bridges to nowhere or something. All she does it make them look like a bunch of inbred jokes without the grift for their district. That's what her primary opponent should have run on.
 
2022-05-24 9:18:42 AM  

Rucker10: The fact that she literally can't do anything for her constituency and basically exists just to piss off the adults in the room and will still get re-elected tells me all I need to know about her district.

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...who will then go on to scream loudly how 'Ain't nuthin gettin done in Wasungtin!', narrowly escaping the irony of their own rep spending more time on air than in the chamber...oh, and who has the same number of committee assignments as I do...and I don't even live in GA.

Christ these people are dumber than dryer lint.
 
2022-05-24 9:25:33 AM  

Rucker10: The fact that she literally can't do anything for her constituency and basically exists just to piss off the adults in the room and will still get re-elected tells me all I need to know about her district.

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At least the people in Cawthorn's district actually asked, "Hang on a sec...what DOES he actually do for us?"
 
2022-05-24 9:25:59 AM  

hugram: FTFA: "The Republican Jewish Coalition PAC"...

WTF.


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2022-05-24 9:29:44 AM  
uggh!
she'll stick around like a turd on a shoe.
for far too long.

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2022-05-24 9:31:13 AM  

Pocket Ninja: ...unlike fellow firebrand Rep. Madison Cawthorn(R-N.C.), who was defeated in a May 17 primary after a series of scandals that centered more on his personal actions than his policy positions, Greene has not been politically punished or abandoned by top Republicans and is in a much better financial position than Cawthorn was in his primary.

I wonder why that is. I wonder. Ah, well. I guess some mysteries are unknowable conundrums, mysteries of the universe that we are not meant to unlock. Perhaps that is for our own good.


Yeah, we don't need a MTG nude photo or deviant sex and drugs scandal.

Even the thought just replaced the scary clown in my nightmares.

"Come get some...." she said in a voice that sounded thick with mayonnaise and gravy, arms outstretched as something else was glistening off her naked form... didn't look quite human, and a dared not get closer as she... it Beckoned...
 
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