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(Daily Mail)   Chinese conspiracy theory of the day: The U.S. leaked the monkeypox   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-05-24 7:53:26 AM  
It's a Weiger hoax!
 
2022-05-24 8:41:45 AM  
Sure Jan.

It was probably trafficking in dried monkey dicks for chinese scam medicine that did it.
 
2022-05-24 8:47:14 AM  
How much of America still believes that about covid?
 
2022-05-24 9:01:50 AM  
I saw my first "Monkeypox was engineered in Wuhan" post.
 
2022-05-24 9:05:05 AM  
I knew a guy who leaked monkeypox and he tried to tell his wife he didn't know where he got it. Didn't work.
 
2022-05-24 9:08:28 AM  
Don't start your shiat again, China. You still haven't been punished for 2020.
 
2022-05-24 9:08:34 AM  
Leaking the Monkeypox is the name of my all Megadeth mixtape.
 
nce
2022-05-24 9:09:17 AM  
You're all going to instinctively deny it, but do you really KNOW what the Bored Ape Institute of Virology has been doing?!
 
2022-05-24 9:10:53 AM  
Can you imagine if the US had that kind of ability to pull something like that off and not get caught red handed?!
 
2022-05-24 9:15:27 AM  

vudukungfu: It's a Weiger hoax!


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2022-05-24 9:16:30 AM  

Gubbo: How much of America still believes that about covid?


too much.   It was made in a lab in Galveston and leaked into a market in Wuhan.   Code name: Boomer Remover, to cut the SSA and Medicare.  Big Pharma got the rights to the "vaccine", which gives heart trouble to Gen Xers for future benefits cuts.   Soros is behind the whole thing.

Thanks, Obama!
 
2022-05-24 9:27:01 AM  

kenundrummer: Don't start your shiat again, China. You still haven't been punished for 2020.


But what if it's true?
I have been informed by many Farkers that if some piece of shiat you want to say is "true" , then you should say it, regardless of whether it helps anything or improves the world in any way.
We now live in a world where all that matters is authenticity, and decency has become a forgotten abstract concept.
 
2022-05-24 9:29:11 AM  
jso2897:

regardless.. irregardless

/ pet peave
 
2022-05-24 9:33:58 AM  
Chinese state media has accused the United States of intentionally spreading Covid-19, which originated in China, but has so far held back from taking the same approach with monkeypox.

So which is it?
 
2022-05-24 9:34:57 AM  

Bslim: jso2897:

regardless.. irregardless

/ pet peave


Uh, no. Regardless. Without regard.
Irregardless is acceptable, and a synonym, but nonstandard.
Mine is the standard, correct usage.
 
2022-05-24 9:36:19 AM  

Gubbo: How much of America still believes that about covid?


Look no further!

kenundrummer: Don't start your shiat again, China. You still haven't been punished for 2020.

 
2022-05-24 9:37:37 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Chinese state media has accused the United States of intentionally spreading Covid-19, which originated in China, but has so far held back from taking the same approach with monkeypox.

So which is it?


Maybe it is that the entire idea of modern, civilized people responding to a disease by trying to find somebody to blame it on is isnsectly stupid.
And yes, grammar Nazi, I know "insectly" is not a real world, so it will not be necessary for you to correct me.
 
2022-05-24 9:37:41 AM  

neongoats: Sure Jan.

It was probably trafficking in dried monkey dicks for chinese scam medicine that did it.


You mean this stuff won't keep me hard?!
 
2022-05-24 9:39:09 AM  

A Recovering Juggalo: neongoats: Sure Jan.

It was probably trafficking in dried monkey dicks for chinese scam medicine that did it.

You mean this stuff won't keep me hard?!


No. You need genuine rhinoceros horn for that.
 
2022-05-24 9:39:27 AM  
If it's good for the goose, it's good for the slander.
 
2022-05-24 9:40:29 AM  
You best start believing in conspiracy theories - you're in one!

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2022-05-24 9:42:48 AM  
jso2897:

insectly..insexly

/ sexier
 
2022-05-24 9:43:24 AM  
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2022-05-24 9:45:39 AM  

RoxnSox: If it's good for the goose, it's good for the slander.


Hee. :D
 
2022-05-24 9:48:38 AM  
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2022-05-24 9:48:45 AM  
You're sitting there, watching the telly, SO, kids and dog are sprawled about the room.  Suddenly, the room fills with a foul wafting order.   SO or one of the kids immediately blames the dog.  But the truth:

                HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.


I suspect a similar case here.
 
2022-05-24 9:51:06 AM  

TwilightZone: You're sitting there, watching the telly, SO, kids and dog are sprawled about the room.  Suddenly, the room fills with a foul wafting order.   SO or one of the kids immediately blames the dog.  But the truth:

              HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.


I suspect a similar case here.


With Covid, too? He who smelt it dealt it?
I always said we should call it the Trump Virus.
 
2022-05-24 10:04:00 AM  

thealgorerhythm: I knew a guy who leaked monkeypox and he tried to tell his wife he didn't know where he got it. Didn't work.


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/ I know.  Ape.
// Apologies to the Librarian, but Apes are Monkeys.
/// OOK!
 
2022-05-24 10:05:56 AM  

nce: You're all going to instinctively deny it, but do you really KNOW what the Bored Ape Institute of Virology has been doing?!


Monkeypox variant NFT22?

/ Leastways it's only contagious for crypto bros.
 
2022-05-24 10:10:56 AM  

jso2897: Ragin' Asian: Chinese state media has accused the United States of intentionally spreading Covid-19, which originated in China, but has so far held back from taking the same approach with monkeypox.

So which is it?

Maybe it is that the entire idea of modern, civilized people responding to a disease by trying to find somebody to blame it on is isnsectly stupid.
And yes, grammar Nazi, I know "insectly" is not a real world, so it will not be necessary for you to correct me.


Yeah but you misspelled the word you made up.
 
2022-05-24 10:15:50 AM  

Bslim: jso2897:

regardless.. irregardless

/ pet peave


That's a very unique take on it.
 
2022-05-24 10:17:45 AM  

jso2897: Bslim: jso2897:

regardless.. irregardless

/ pet peave

Uh, no. Regardless. Without regard.
Irregardless is acceptable, and a synonym, but nonstandard.
Mine is the standard, correct usage.


So your saying your correct for all intensive purposes?

/ I see what you did their.
 
2022-05-24 10:21:08 AM  

jso2897: A Recovering Juggalo: neongoats: Sure Jan.

It was probably trafficking in dried monkey dicks for chinese scam medicine that did it.

You mean this stuff won't keep me hard?!

No. You need genuine rhinoceros horn for that.


Need?  Maybe not.  Want?  Probably, since the alternative is to literally eat a bowl of dicks.  Really.  Five Penis Soup:
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/ Floppy crotchy Chinese man should figutatively EABOD
 
2022-05-24 10:21:57 AM  

A Recovering Juggalo: neongoats: Sure Jan.

It was probably trafficking in dried monkey dicks for chinese scam medicine that did it.

You mean this stuff won't keep me hard?!


Well the pustular lumps won't go down if that's what you want.......

You don't want that.
 
2022-05-24 10:24:22 AM  

TwilightZone: You're sitting there, watching the telly, SO, kids and dog are sprawled about the room.  Suddenly, the room fills with a foul wafting order.   SO or one of the kids immediately blames the dog.  But the truth:

              HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.


I suspect a similar case here.


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2022-05-24 10:28:18 AM  
well it's their turn, after the CoVid nonsense.  suck it up.
 
2022-05-24 10:40:12 AM  

jso2897: TwilightZone: You're sitting there, watching the telly, SO, kids and dog are sprawled about the room.  Suddenly, the room fills with a foul wafting order.   SO or one of the kids immediately blames the dog.  But the truth:

            HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.


I suspect a similar case here.

With Covid, too? He who smelt it dealt it?
I always said we should call it the Trump Virus.


Well, now you've added the Covid Caveat:

       HE WHO CAN'T SMELL HAS COVID.
"
Somewhere on the internet is a video,,, probably many videos...  of the Scottish musician Phil Cunningham telling his ultimate fart story wherein he employs the euphemism transgressing..... for flatulence--

Which, now that I think of if, given Phil Scot's accent to American, the phrase "Aly, Joan and I were driving and one of us transgressed in the car..." on American ears....   Anyway, I digress.   Trump virus never caught on.  I suggest instead we use it as a euphemism for fart.  We can still blame it on the dog.
 
2022-05-24 10:50:45 AM  

Eravior: jso2897: Ragin' Asian: Chinese state media has accused the United States of intentionally spreading Covid-19, which originated in China, but has so far held back from taking the same approach with monkeypox.

So which is it?

Maybe it is that the entire idea of modern, civilized people responding to a disease by trying to find somebody to blame it on is isnsectly stupid.
And yes, grammar Nazi, I know "insectly" is not a real world, so it will not be necessary for you to correct me.

Yeah but you misspelled the word you made up.


How can you tell? Shouldn't the word "ambiguous" have more than one meaning?
 
2022-05-24 11:02:49 AM  

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Yo Dawg
 
2022-05-24 11:10:45 AM  
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2022-05-24 11:16:49 AM  
After the maga morans went apeshiat over the GYNA VIRUS and started making accusations like covid was related to bio weapons research or released on purpose you can hardly blame them for punching back.
 
2022-05-24 11:23:00 AM  
We did...we released it.  Also, it's a hoax.  Yet, at the same time, it's no worse than a cold.

now ship them their red hats and YouTube videos.
 
2022-05-24 11:52:54 AM  
Pox? You mean the G23 Poxilon Hydrochlorate? You didn't add it to the air processors did you? DID YOU???
 
2022-05-24 11:54:22 AM  
If Obama were still president, the Republicans would accuse him of being responsible for monkeypox.

We all know why.
 
2022-05-24 12:09:12 PM  
Come on China!

The USA didn't leak that virus any more than we sank that ship, the Moskva.

Anyway, we have enough vaccines already for every person in the country.

You have vaccines too, right?
 
2022-05-24 12:17:37 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Chinese state media has accused the United States of intentionally spreading Covid-19, which originated in China, but has so far held back from taking the same approach with monkeypox.

So which is it?


Well, intentionally spreading, then rapidly developing costly vaccines, which were then given at no charge to whoever needed them.  It's all part of The Grand Plan.

Jewish Space Laser out front shoulda told you....
 
2022-05-24 12:45:27 PM  
Ooh, we get to break this one out again

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2022-05-24 12:58:11 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Chinese state media has accused the United States of intentionally spreading Covid-19, which originated in China, but has so far held back from taking the same approach with monkeypox.

So which is it?


Those are not mutually exclusive.

1. Zoonotic spillover introduces disease into Chinese population
2. After initial denial and mismanagement, China brings their case count down to 0 through widespread testing and isolation
3. Meanwhile Western countries set a goal of running their hospitals just a hair below 100% capacity, removing societal protections like mask mandates at the first hint of a downward tick in the data
 
2022-05-24 1:01:32 PM  
Don't want monkey pox? Don't have random ghey sex with people. Especially people with open sores on them
 
2022-05-24 1:24:19 PM  
We saw it begin.

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