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2022-05-23 9:01:00 PM  
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2022-05-23 9:06:09 PM  
It's pronounced "luxury yacht".
 
2022-05-23 9:10:38 PM  

blacknite: It's pronounced "luxury yacht".


I thought it was pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove"
 
2022-05-23 9:11:55 PM  
Hmm.  Not sure if there's a filter for Fagot or fagot.
 
2022-05-23 9:12:20 PM  
Oh.  There isn't.  So now I've alerted the homophobes.  Great.
 
2022-05-23 9:12:55 PM  
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2022-05-23 9:15:04 PM  
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2022-05-23 9:28:58 PM  
Oh, that'll do it:

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2022-05-23 9:34:24 PM  
Isn't that name supposed to be pronounced the same as...

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2022-05-23 9:43:36 PM  
Subby, you and I know what a dirty word Diego is in Klingon, but most people aren't as cool as we are.
 
2022-05-23 9:49:01 PM  
Go back to the 90's faggots
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2022-05-23 9:49:46 PM  
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2022-05-23 11:45:15 PM  

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2022-05-24 12:11:37 AM  
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2022-05-24 12:23:56 AM  
Do it?
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2022-05-24 6:09:53 AM  
So, he was "in the Navy"? 
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2022-05-24 7:02:04 AM  
Area of what?
 
2022-05-24 7:08:43 AM  
I still remember Todd Weiner from about 20 years ago. That would have created a ruckus in here.
 
2022-05-24 7:11:06 AM  
Looking forward to posts of "FAGOT SACKS (insert QB here)" and the heavy-handed moderation in response.

/nttawwt
//please sack Deshame Watson a lot
///assuming he plays any time in the next two years
 
2022-05-24 7:17:18 AM  
Well they could trade for Willie Gay Jr. and then we could have Fagot and Gay double-team Watson or Pickett, for example.

(sorry, I have the sense of humor of a 10 year old in the 90s)
 
2022-05-24 7:57:27 AM  
He can't play tight end.
 
2022-05-24 8:13:13 AM  
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
 
2022-05-24 8:24:56 AM  
Tyson Homosexual gives this thread the side-eye.
 
2022-05-24 8:37:56 AM  
As a mod of the college football subreddit, HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW, r/NFL!!!

/They started doing what we did, and just locking the threads as soon as they were submitted
 
2022-05-24 8:38:45 AM  
Seaman.
 
2022-05-24 8:48:17 AM  
 
2022-05-24 8:48:52 AM  
OK, Fagot - what's next?

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// remember thou art mortal! remember thou art mortal! remember thou ar-
// ah, blow it out your ass
 
2022-05-24 8:56:40 AM  
But Diego can't play in Orlando, Miami or Tampa now.

/Is the song "YMCA" illegal at Marlins and Rays games too?
 
2022-05-24 9:17:57 AM  

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2022-05-24 9:31:47 AM  

assjuice: He can't play tight end.


User name checks out
 
2022-05-24 9:37:14 AM  
filter his name to diego lgbt
 
2022-05-24 10:22:37 AM  

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is that food for, like, gay zombies?
 
2022-05-24 11:14:01 AM  

Omnivorous: But Diego can't play in Orlando, Miami or Tampa now.

/Is the song "YMCA" illegal at Marlins and Rays games too?


Sure, because a bill that prohibits sex ed for kindergartners applies to a song from being sung at sporting events.
 
2022-05-24 11:28:09 AM  
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just throw another one into the fire.
 
2022-05-24 11:44:52 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: fagot, n. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.


Also a cigarette in the UK.
 
2022-05-24 11:44:57 AM  
Signed a pro deal in the NFL? That little Fagot, he's a millionaire.
 
2022-05-24 11:47:58 AM  

phimuskapsi: The Reverend Sam Hill: fagot, n. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.

Also a cigarette in the UK.


I have a buddy from the UK. He likes to tell the story about the first time he tries to buy a pack of fags after moving over here.
 
2022-05-24 12:10:57 PM  

phimuskapsi: The Reverend Sam Hill: fagot, n. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.

Also a cigarette in the UK.


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2022-05-24 12:21:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Oh.  There isn't.  So now I've alerted the homophobes.  Great.


At least the mods will be aware now too, though.

How long until it shows up in the POL tab?
 
2022-05-24 1:02:33 PM  

FLMountainMan: Omnivorous: But Diego can't play in Orlando, Miami or Tampa now.

/Is the song "YMCA" illegal at Marlins and Rays games too?

Sure, because a bill that prohibits sex ed for kindergartners applies to a song from being sung at sporting events.


That's the only thing that bill does?
 
2022-05-24 1:05:07 PM  
Maybe the t is silent.
 
2022-05-24 1:54:43 PM  

TDWCom29: FLMountainMan: Omnivorous: But Diego can't play in Orlando, Miami or Tampa now.

/Is the song "YMCA" illegal at Marlins and Rays games too?

Sure, because a bill that prohibits sex ed for kindergartners applies to a song from being sung at sporting events.

That's the only thing that bill does?


Does it prohibit a man named "Diego Fagot" from playing in Orlando, Miami, or Tampa?  Does it prohibit the playing of YMCA at Marlins and Rays games?
 
2022-05-24 2:02:45 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Tyson Homosexual gives this thread the side-eye.


I remember that. Republicans had a whole "Don't say gay" filter years ago 😁
 
2022-05-24 2:13:59 PM  

FLMountainMan: TDWCom29: FLMountainMan: Omnivorous: But Diego can't play in Orlando, Miami or Tampa now.

/Is the song "YMCA" illegal at Marlins and Rays games too?

Sure, because a bill that prohibits sex ed for kindergartners applies to a song from being sung at sporting events.

That's the only thing that bill does?

Does it prohibit a man named "Diego Fagot" from playing in Orlando, Miami, or Tampa?  Does it prohibit the playing of YMCA at Marlins and Rays games?


Hey, you brought up the one thing it does allegedly do. I'm just trying to see if it's the only thing the bill does. Obviously the man was joking about the YMCA so your attempt to redirect (for whatever reason, I can't possibly imagine) is noted

So, is the bill in question only about not teaching sex education to 5 year olds? Or is there potentially a lot more to it therefore making the guy's joke relevant?
 
2022-05-24 2:55:03 PM  

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That pic there with Andrew (Clarke) Moore, Brett Goode, and Casey Dick is a real one but it wasn't even their idea to stand that way. There was an old article that I couldn't come up with now but as I recall, it was just some guy in the stands who noticed the names and then had a lady go down to the front row in order to get their attention so they could all stand in that order for the pic.

I had just assumed for the longest time that it was fake.

This has been today's random but vitally important update for the 2005 Razorbacks.
 
2022-05-24 4:47:26 PM  
At least he is a defender. I can't imagine him as a running back.
"Handoff Fagot off the right gaurd"
"Fagot takes the ball, up the middle, in the red zone, dodges the strong safety and leaps in for the score!"
I couldn't be a color commentator
 
2022-05-24 6:32:47 PM  

plecos: blacknite: It's pronounced "luxury yacht".

I thought it was pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove"


i rushed the comment.  sorry, it is spelled luxyry yacht, pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove.
 
2022-05-24 8:57:31 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: phimuskapsi: The Reverend Sam Hill: fagot, n. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.

Also a cigarette in the UK.

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You'll have a gay ol' time!
 
2022-05-24 9:27:39 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: phimuskapsi: The Reverend Sam Hill: fagot, n. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.

Also a cigarette in the UK.

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Key note (I worked with a bunch of UK guys):

Never ask if you can "bum a fag". Bumming means...well, what you think it does, in the UK. They think it's hilarious when we say something is a "bummer".
 
2022-05-24 11:07:47 PM  

phimuskapsi: Pants full of macaroni!!: phimuskapsi: The Reverend Sam Hill: fagot, n. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.

Also a cigarette in the UK.

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Key note (I worked with a bunch of UK guys):

Never ask if you can "bum a fag". Bumming means...well, what you think it does, in the UK. They think it's hilarious when we say something is a "bummer".


"fanny" is another good one.
 
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