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2022-05-23 10:53:53 PM  
I'm guessing last week of the school year. Security might be a bit paranoid, last chance to shoot all the people you hated in one place. Otherwise they have to spend the next 20 years picking them off one by one, Saw style.
 
2022-05-24 12:11:06 AM  
The actual message:

Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shiat but only farted
 
2022-05-24 12:13:47 AM  

MrBallou: The actual message:

Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shiat but only farted


The actual actual method:

I had Taco Bell today.

This bathroom will be blown up at noon tomorrow, leave school if you value your life.
 
2022-05-24 12:15:06 AM  
FTFA: Bogus threat prompts early dismissal

Isn't that always the way?
 
2022-05-24 12:20:38 AM  

wegro: FTFA: Bogus threat prompts early dismissal

Isn't that always the way?


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2022-05-24 12:22:32 AM  
Eh, some butt-twang didn't study for a final exam that was scheduled for that afternoon.
 
2022-05-24 12:26:15 AM  
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2022-05-24 12:26:36 AM  

MrBallou: The actual message:

Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shiat but only farted


Came here for this, fark I am satisfy
 
2022-05-24 12:30:58 AM  

baronbloodbath: wegro: FTFA: Bogus threat prompts early dismissal

Isn't that always the way?

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George Carlin was the narrator for Thomas the train. Someone put Carlin's standup with the narration of Thomas the train. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_gW1KvuFk It's farking brilliant.
 
2022-05-24 12:40:44 AM  
Which Portland? If it's Maine then the threat was nonpacific.
 
2022-05-24 12:41:19 AM  
whatisaidwas:Came here for this,

Really? You came here for a fart joke? I bet there are some poop jokes coming up that will blow your farking mind.
 
2022-05-24 12:54:40 AM  

Loucifer: Which Portland? If it's Maine then the threat was nonpacific.


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2022-05-24 1:04:26 AM  
Here I sit, empty hearted
Came to sh*t, but brought a gun with a bunch of ammo and an intent to make everyone who ever made fun of me pay for their transgressions...
 
2022-05-24 1:07:06 AM  
Used to be ok to use a bogus bomb threat to delay an exam. Innocent times :)
 
2022-05-24 1:22:09 AM  

scalpod: Here I sit, empty hearted
Came to sh*t, but brought a gun with a bunch of ammo and an intent to make everyone who ever made fun of me pay for their transgressions...


That doesn't really rhyme, though.

Here I sit, broken hearted, I thought I could shiat, but only farted. I live-streamed my video on streaming services, now I'm going to prison for extremist purposes.
 
2022-05-24 1:25:12 AM  
Bogus.

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2022-05-24 1:28:10 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Bogus.

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That's s face that says 'Unsolicited Finger in Cloaca'.
 
2022-05-24 1:28:56 AM  

wegro: scalpod: Here I sit, empty hearted
Came to sh*t, but brought a gun with a bunch of ammo and an intent to make everyone who ever made fun of me pay for their transgressions...

That doesn't really rhyme, though.

Here I sit, broken hearted, I thought I could shiat, but only farted. I live-streamed my video on streaming services, now I'm going to prison for extremist purposes.


Here I shiat, broken hearted.
The exam I'm at almost started.
I live streamed my video with twitchy services,
from here in the stall with exgtremist purposes.
Off to jail, I'll be carted.
The teachers are all such nervous pervuses!
 
2022-05-24 1:39:33 AM  

wegro: scalpod: Here I sit, empty hearted
Came to sh*t, but brought a gun with a bunch of ammo and an intent to make everyone who ever made fun of me pay for their transgressions...

That doesn't really rhyme, though.

Here I sit, broken hearted, I thought I could shiat, but only farted. I live-streamed my video on streaming services, now I'm going to prison for extremist purposes.


Rhyming may not be everything, but I know when I've been threatened by someone who suddenly burst into the room after having clearly shot and killed several other people in surrounding rooms and hall.

Am I doing it right?
 
2022-05-24 1:42:12 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: The teachers are all such nervous pervuses!


Pervuses? Are you 96 years old?
 
2022-05-24 1:48:59 AM  

scalpod: Rhyming may not be everything, but I know when I've been threatened by someone who suddenly burst into the room after having clearly shot and killed several other people in surrounding rooms and hall.


It feels like it's too late to express something to that person. They're an active shooter, they have an agenda at this point. I probably can't sway their opinion one way or another.
 
2022-05-24 1:50:15 AM  

wegro: scalpod: Rhyming may not be everything, but I know when I've been threatened by someone who suddenly burst into the room after having clearly shot and killed several other people in surrounding rooms and hall.

It feels like it's too late to express something to that person. They're an active shooter, they have an agenda at this point. I probably can't sway their opinion one way or another.


Fair point, but then again, you also wouldn't be posting to Fark.com - OR WOULD YOU?
 
2022-05-24 1:56:14 AM  

scalpod: Fair point, but then again, you also wouldn't be posting to Fark.com - OR WOULD YOU?


You have discovered my subterfuge.
 
2022-05-24 2:00:41 AM  

wegro: Bennie Crabtree: The teachers are all such nervous pervuses!

Pervuses? Are you 96 years old?


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Sordoodlyorry, I thought the filter would catch my swears.
 
2022-05-24 2:01:52 AM  

wegro: scalpod: Fair point, but then again, you also wouldn't be posting to Fark.com - OR WOULD YOU?

You have discovered my subterfuge.


And... scene.
 
2022-05-24 2:11:23 AM  

scalpod: wegro: scalpod: Fair point, but then again, you also wouldn't be posting to Fark.com - OR WOULD YOU?

You have discovered my subterfuge.

And... scene.


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The sight is dismal,
And our affairs from England come too late.
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing
To tell him his commandment is fulfilled.

Last person to Exeunt, hit the lights.
 
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