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2022-05-23 4:21:38 PM  
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2022-05-23 6:24:24 PM  
It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...
 
2022-05-23 6:51:12 PM  
Judges Howell and Berman Jackson are tired of these insurrectionists bull hockey.
 
2022-05-23 7:42:42 PM  
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2022-05-23 7:46:27 PM  

hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...


They know there are no real consequences on tap.  No jury is going to give them anything more than a slap on the wrist.  It's unfathomable that their pre-trial conditions would reflect anything other than that assumed outcome.
 
2022-05-23 7:46:31 PM  

hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...


But if you dare even mention their privilege, you're a CRT-peddling socialist.
 
2022-05-23 7:54:09 PM  

NateAsbestos: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

But if you dare even mention their privilege, you're a CRT-peddling socialist.


I thought I was boot licking fascist this week!

/Dammit
//Why don't I EVER read the newsletter?
 
2022-05-23 8:35:15 PM  

hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...


This is why we needed to mount all their heads on sticks lining the Mall.
 
2022-05-23 9:42:17 PM  
Seems like a poor tourist location for a white supremacist.
 
2022-05-23 9:45:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

This is why we needed to mount all their heads on sticks lining the Mall.


If we're going that route...

Crucifixion!

If it was good enough for Republican Jesus (tm), it should be good enough for these folks!

Put the (hopeful) big names on Pay Per View!

Imagine the wagering possibilities!
 
2022-05-23 9:46:52 PM  

hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...


All criminals, except for repeat repeat (no that isn't a mistake) offenders and a statistically insignificant number, will probably ask for crazy stuff. Heck sometimes repeat repeat offenders will do it just to get the hearing.

People are crazy / a$$holes.
 
2022-05-23 9:47:41 PM  
I would like to hear Jason Douglas Owens response to the phrase 'an illegal immigrant detained at the border requested to visit Cabo San Lucas while awaiting trial'
 
2022-05-23 9:52:02 PM  
Are these the same people decrying the "border crisis" and at the same time planning vacations behind said border?  That is just rich.  (R)s are such vapid clueless idiots.
 
2022-05-23 9:56:11 PM  
Fligjt risk.
Lock him up.
 
2022-05-23 10:00:48 PM  
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2022-05-23 10:01:30 PM  

hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...


I'd have been oblivious to the idea that I could even ask such a thing.  Where the fark did these people grow up?  We were used to kids going to juvenile hall in grade school.  No kid would have ever thought to say something like, "Hey, I know I'm here for a few weeks, but can I go see a movie with my friends?"  Here we have an adult facing felony charges for trying to overthrow the US government, and they're asking to go on vacation.  It's beyond absurd.  It would be the comic relief in a movie.
 
2022-05-23 10:03:13 PM  
Is Cabo some kind of new hangout for fascists and terrorists now?

Thought it was just "drink til you vomit then do some heroin" rock stars.
 
2022-05-23 10:04:38 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: Are these the same people decrying the "border crisis" and at the same time planning vacations behind said border?  That is just rich.  (R)s are such vapid clueless idiots.


He and people like him know full well that they'll never leave the resort and the only actual Mexican people they'll ever see will be the staff. Many racists go to Jamaica with the same assurance.
 
2022-05-23 10:12:54 PM  
That, that is White Privilege.

He asked to go on vacation while waiting for trial and out on a bond?
 
2022-05-23 10:27:23 PM  

Summoner101: Seems like a poor tourist location for a white supremacist.


I've never been, but I'm assuming a trip to Cabo paid for by a pharma company as a prize is to a kind of resort where the guests are largely white people and the only Mexicans they have to interact with are the help, who speak decent or better English with just enough of an accent to make their guests feel like they're being 'international'.

So yeah, basically in keeping with the American conservative mindset: as long as there is a well-defined predicable hierarchy where they're above the people they expect to be above (even if they themselves are not at the top), then everything's hunky dory.
 
2022-05-23 10:30:19 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

They know there are no real consequences on tap.  No jury is going to give them anything more than a slap on the wrist.  It's unfathomable that their pre-trial conditions would reflect anything other than that assumed outcome.


you know i can tell when you have not been following the news from such reporters like Scott MacFarlane and Zoe Tillman that have been following the court cases of the insurrectionists. and have only focused on the misdemeanor plea deals.
 
2022-05-23 10:34:16 PM  
Snort.
 
2022-05-23 10:37:50 PM  
I want to go to the country with all the people me and my friends hate.
 
2022-05-23 11:03:24 PM  
I read the judge's words aloud to my husband and the dog. The people laughed.

The dog wagged. He knows what's up.
 
2022-05-23 11:05:54 PM  
This judge needs a promotion.  She's definitely SCOTUS material.  Assuming we still have a democracy in a few years of course.
 
2022-05-23 11:18:53 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

They know there are no real consequences on tap.  No jury is going to give them anything more than a slap on the wrist.  It's unfathomable that their pre-trial conditions would reflect anything other than that assumed outcome.


Jury does not determine the sentencing
 
2022-05-23 11:53:32 PM  
Let him. But change his tickets to One-Way.

Let him figure out his own way back.
 
2022-05-24 12:03:19 AM  
I'm confused.  So this MAGA asshole is on trial for Jan 6th crap, and is still working for a pharmaceutical company? And crushing it? And getting free trips to Cabo? I don't understand how life works for these people. It's Farking amazing.
 
2022-05-24 12:57:38 AM  
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2022-05-24 1:43:14 AM  

Mad Canadian: Marcus Aurelius: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

This is why we needed to mount all their heads on sticks lining the Mall.

If we're going that route...

Crucifixion!

If it was good enough for Republican Jesus (tm), it should be good enough for these folks!

Put the (hopeful) big names on Pay Per View!

Imagine the wagering possibilities!


How long will the tiny handed vulgarians wrists hold out?
+350 until death
+220 30+ hours
+115 2to 29 hours
-130 less than 2 hours

Crucifixion is brutal. His only hope for a quick death is if Ivanka pays the guards to stab him with a spear. Don't worry, we'll lash him back to the cross when his weak wrists snap. It's what his followers would want.
 
2022-05-24 2:16:16 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

This is why we needed to mount all their heads on sticks lining the Mall.


Do we still have malls?
 
2022-05-24 3:17:26 AM  
Vacation?  Usually in my life I either have a job and have no time to go anywhere, or don't have a job and can't afford to go anywhere.
 
2022-05-24 4:13:04 AM  

vudukungfu: Fligjt risk.
Lock him up.


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2022-05-24 5:49:25 AM  

Lochaber_Axe: Are these the same people decrying the "border crisis" and at the same time planning vacations behind said border?  That is just rich.  (R)s are such vapid clueless idiots.


I'm sure it's an all-inclusive Club Med and the only brown people he'd see would be "the help" who he'd treat like shiat.
 
2022-05-24 7:05:37 AM  

Scruffynerf: This judge needs a promotion.  She's definitely SCOTUS material.  Assuming we still have a democracy in a few years of course.


Guess again.
 
2022-05-24 7:22:24 AM  

James Bond Blimp: Mad Canadian: Marcus Aurelius: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

This is why we needed to mount all their heads on sticks lining the Mall.

If we're going that route...

Crucifixion!

If it was good enough for Republican Jesus (tm), it should be good enough for these folks!

Put the (hopeful) big names on Pay Per View!

Imagine the wagering possibilities!

How long will the tiny handed vulgarians wrists hold out?
+350 until death
+220 30+ hours
+115 2to 29 hours
-130 less than 2 hours

Crucifixion is brutal. His only hope for a quick death is if Ivanka pays the guards to stab him with a spear. Don't worry, we'll lash him back to the cross when his weak wrists snap. It's what his followers would want.


I think there is real value in that -130.

But I feel the prices on more than 2 hours are a bit short.  It's not a matter of if the wrists snap, but when.

Especially when one is carrying 244* pounds, plus whatever Big Macs have been consumed in the past 16 months, the o/u would have to be 90 minutes.

Any action taken on 30+ hours or not breaking is like taking candy from a baby.

Afterwards, the selling of the equipment will also bring in a nice chunk of change

/Dibs on the cornu...
 
2022-05-24 8:34:38 AM  
Nazi Treasonist is a drug rep???

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2022-05-24 8:50:21 AM  
He should just go anyway.

Not that anything is going to happen to him.
 
2022-05-24 9:03:33 AM  

Summoner101: Seems like a poor tourist location for a white supremacist.


A place where the "minorities" wait on you hand and foot, call you "sir", and you have a chance to be a dick to them without getting your teeth knocked out? That's a place racist white pricks love to go.
 
2022-05-24 10:19:29 AM  

vrax: We were used to kids going to juvenile hall in grade school.  No kid would have ever thought to say something like, "Hey, I know I'm here for a few weeks, but can I go see a movie with my friends?"


But he's not incarcerated. He's on pre-trial release to go to work and other stuff.

A better analogy would be a youth on pre-trial release and they ask if they can go to the family vacation in Orlando next month.

If they're on pre-trial release, it's already been decided they can be let out in public. What is the problem with them making a trip somewhere?
 
2022-05-24 11:38:43 AM  

Summoner101: Seems like a poor tourist location for a white supremacist.


why?  all of the slaves servants workers have brown skin and theoretically cater to your every need on command.

/as they believe it should be.
 
2022-05-24 11:59:07 AM  

kkinnison: Benevolent Misanthrope: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

They know there are no real consequences on tap.  No jury is going to give them anything more than a slap on the wrist.  It's unfathomable that their pre-trial conditions would reflect anything other than that assumed outcome.

you know i can tell when you have not been following the news from such reporters like Scott MacFarlane and Zoe Tillman that have been following the court cases of the insurrectionists. and have only focused on the misdemeanor plea deals.


Uh-huh.

So tell me, O Wise One - what, exactly, do you think this guy will be facing once it's all over on his trial.  Assuming he gets one, there's still time to bargain for a nolo on jaywalking.
 
2022-05-24 12:00:24 PM  

IndyJohn: Benevolent Misanthrope: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

They know there are no real consequences on tap.  No jury is going to give them anything more than a slap on the wrist.  It's unfathomable that their pre-trial conditions would reflect anything other than that assumed outcome.

Jury does not determine the sentencing


True enough.  My mistake.

I still think this guy and many other like him will walk on a very minor charge of receive minimum allowable, meaningless "sentences".

We'll see if I'm wrong.  I won't mind admitting it if I am.
 
2022-05-24 11:08:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: kkinnison: Benevolent Misanthrope: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

They know there are no real consequences on tap.  No jury is going to give them anything more than a slap on the wrist.  It's unfathomable that their pre-trial conditions would reflect anything other than that assumed outcome.

you know i can tell when you have not been following the news from such reporters like Scott MacFarlane and Zoe Tillman that have been following the court cases of the insurrectionists. and have only focused on the misdemeanor plea deals.

Uh-huh.

So tell me, O Wise One - what, exactly, do you think this guy will be facing once it's all over on his trial.  Assuming he gets one, there's still time to bargain for a nolo on jaywalking.


5 felonies. And a judge that is tired of his shiat and Anthony isn't showing remorse

40 to 70 months in prison At least.

Why does it matter what I say tho?
 
2022-05-24 11:17:28 PM  

kkinnison: Benevolent Misanthrope: kkinnison: Benevolent Misanthrope: hubiestubert: It's amazing to me that these folks are so oblivious that they'd even consider asking. That is some powerful white privelege...

They know there are no real consequences on tap.  No jury is going to give them anything more than a slap on the wrist.  It's unfathomable that their pre-trial conditions would reflect anything other than that assumed outcome.

you know i can tell when you have not been following the news from such reporters like Scott MacFarlane and Zoe Tillman that have been following the court cases of the insurrectionists. and have only focused on the misdemeanor plea deals.

Uh-huh.

So tell me, O Wise One - what, exactly, do you think this guy will be facing once it's all over on his trial.  Assuming he gets one, there's still time to bargain for a nolo on jaywalking.

5 felonies. And a judge that is tired of his shiat and Anthony isn't showing remorse

40 to 70 months in prison At least.

Why does it matter what I say tho?


Well, you were the one telling me I don't understand.  Was looking for your counter-opinion.  Neither of us has any bearing on the case, of course.  Just wondering.
 
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