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2022-05-23 4:03:16 PM  
https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1528753510053031936

End of an era...NYC just removed the last working pay phone booth in the entire city from Times Square
 
2022-05-23 4:04:11 PM  
 
2022-05-23 4:04:34 PM  
https://www.reuters.com/world/biden-meets-japanese-emperor-start-visit-launch-regional-economic-plan-2022-05-23/

U.S. President Joe Biden said on Monday he would be willing to use force to defend Taiwan, as part of a series of critical comments about China, but an aide said the remark represented no change in U.S. policy on the self-ruled island.
 
2022-05-23 4:05:13 PM  
 
2022-05-23 4:05:39 PM  
 
2022-05-23 4:05:57 PM  
https://apnews.com/article/pfizer-covid-vaccine-children-under-5-bb01e939338991f83a84f5c1a2aabafa

Three doses of Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine offer strong protection for children younger than 5, the company announced Monday. Pfizer plans to give the data to U.S. regulators later this week in a step toward letting the littlest kids get the shots.
 
2022-05-23 4:06:15 PM  
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-court-sentences-russian-soldier-life-prison-killing-civilian-2022-05-23/

A Ukrainian court sentenced a Russian soldier to life in prison on Monday for killing an unarmed civilian in the first war crimes trial arising from Russia's Feb. 24 invasion.
 
2022-05-23 4:06:36 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/23/china/quad-summit-china-threat-analysis-intl-hnk-mic/index.html

When the United States, Japan, Australia and India first resuscitated their informal dialogue from a decade-long hiatus in late 2017, China was confident it would soon fail.
 
2022-05-23 4:06:52 PM  
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2022-05-23 4:06:57 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/webview/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-05-23-22/h_5182b29b8442cef223575b98e83d1951?iid=cnn-mobile-app

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced a "historic" joint customs control with Poland that he described as "the beginning of our integration into the common customs space of the European Union." Follow live news updates here.
 
2022-05-23 4:07:30 PM  
https://twitter.com/nicholaswu12/status/1528805901045481474

And here's the OCE report on Rep. Ronny Jackson: " there is substantial reason to believe that Rep. Jackson converted campaign funds from Texans for Ronny Jackson to personal use..."
 
2022-05-23 4:07:42 PM  
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - Californian governor: Drought is deepening, residents must conserve more or state may enact mandatory water restrictions.
 
2022-05-23 4:08:18 PM  
https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1528819318137438208

Top Democratic and Republican leaders in the Senate have signed onto a resolution backing Finland and Sweden joining NATO and urging President Biden to expedite the process.
 
2022-05-23 4:09:39 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/nicholaswu12/status/1528805901045481474

And here's the OCE report on Rep. Ronny Jackson: " there is substantial reason to believe that Rep. Jackson converted campaign funds from Texans for Ronny Jackson to personal use..."


Well color me farking shocked. *rolls eyes*
 
2022-05-23 4:19:45 PM  
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2022-05-23 4:23:10 PM  
Took Indy for a beach walk. He was thrilled.
We got a Dole Whip on the way out, went for a brief enthusiastic run, took some cute pictures, watched a sunset, observed a man playing bagpipes at sunset, and then Indy got to take a ride in dad's arms at various points. All in all, a great night.
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2022-05-23 4:54:13 PM  

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Technically those are quinquelobytes, or quadragintalobits.

I'll see myself out.
 
2022-05-23 4:56:05 PM  
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/futures-rebound-after-volatile-week-takeover-talks-boost-vmware-2022-05-23/

U.S. stocks ended higher on Monday as gains from banks and a rebound in market-leading tech shares supported a broad-based rally following Wall Street's longest streak of weekly declines since the dotcom bust more than 20 years ago.
 
2022-05-23 5:07:49 PM  
Hey hey!
 
2022-05-23 5:16:47 PM  
I saw Tori Amos in Cleveland last night, yay!
 
2022-05-23 5:23:29 PM  
https://apnews.com/article/josh-donaldson-suspended-tim-anderson-5f1833c8dd0c82fff77df95c6c5e1a0e

NEW YORK (AP) - Major League Baseball suspended Josh Donaldson for one game Monday after the New York Yankees slugger made multiple references to Jackie Robinson while talking to White Sox star Tim Anderson during the weekend.
 
2022-05-23 5:24:06 PM  
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In this pic is my Grandma (the girl tagged as Lillian).1932 girls basketball team at Black Star High School.
 
2022-05-23 5:32:08 PM  
 
2022-05-23 5:55:00 PM  
BorkKro0b.
 
2022-05-23 5:59:55 PM  
With the latest in Pennsylvania let's go to Steve at the big board!

https://twitter.com/SteveKornacki/status/1528851335440900098

PA update: With a few hundred more mail ballots counted today, Oz's lead over McCormick in the GOp Senate primary is now 977 votes (0.1%). What we think is left...

* Per the PA Dept of State, up to 5,400 mail-in ballots, but "it is likely that the estimates include rejected ballots that have not yet been recorded"
* Appx. 200 military/overseas ballots to be counted Wed.
* Appx. 800 provisionals, which so far have split 154-154 Oz/McCormick

This continues to leave us well within automatic recount range. The biggest remaining variable may be potential litigation involving whether to count mail-in ballots that were signed but not dated. That could expand the mail pool by a small but possibly crucial amount.
 
2022-05-23 6:01:26 PM  
https://twitter.com/marceelias/status/1528814398311219200?t=8wQwbeqJ05_vnZ9u3HxKlg&s=19

🚨NEW: Plaintiffs in Florida redistricting case have filed an emergency motion with the Florida Supreme Court seeking to obtain relief and a partial new congressional map ahead of the 2022 midterm elections.
Follow @DemocracyDocket for updates.
https://t.co/OdX4Sz7OGp
 
2022-05-23 6:02:00 PM  
https://twitter.com/DavidMDrucker/status/1528854890327461888?t=mIpgZ9U4e9tmgRbrMQzqaw&s=19

NEWS: @DaveMcCormickPA has filed a lawsuit in Pennsylvania court to compel counting of GOP mail-in ballots submitted ON TIME but w/out a handwritten date on the outside envelope, in a bid to close #PASEN gap w/ @DrOz. https://t.co/amDuVrXUaa @dcexaminer
 
2022-05-23 6:03:28 PM  
https://abc7.com/3-children-struck-by-car-near-elementary-school-in-santa-ana/11886251/

SANTA ANA, CalifarkABC) -- Several children were rushed to the hospital Monday after being struck by a car that drove onto the sidewalk in Santa Ana, police said.

...

During the search for the suspect's car, officers discovered a "suspicious incendiary device," and the Orange County bomb squad was called to assist, officials said.
 
2022-05-23 6:04:53 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://abc7.com/3-children-struck-by-car-near-elementary-school-in-santa-ana/11886251/

SANTA ANA, CalifarkABC) -- Several children were rushed to the hospital Monday after being struck by a car that drove onto the sidewalk in Santa Ana, police said.

...

During the search for the suspect's car, officers discovered a "suspicious incendiary device," and the Orange County bomb squad was called to assist, officials said.


Was it a Tesla battery?
 
2022-05-23 6:05:34 PM  
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1528852894048460800?s=20&t=y3rdnjrAnqcB2-i7YHOFJw

Breaking: Anaheim Mayor Harry Sidhu resigned Monday in the midst of a federal public corruption investigation linked to the $320-million sale of Angel Stadium and allegations that a secretive "cabal" of power brokers controlled the city's politics.
 
2022-05-23 6:09:19 PM  

null: null: I saw Tori Amos in Cleveland last night, yay!

someone posted setlist via spotify

Someone's recording from the show with obligatoy NiN reference because Tori/Trent/Cleveland


That's awesome. Under the Pink was my first play every day first year of college. The CD was a send-off gift from a friend.

/Still, pretty good year
 
2022-05-23 6:21:32 PM  
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/white-house-weighing-waiving-smog-rules-gasoline-lower-pump-price-sources-2022-05-23/

The White House is considering waiving U.S. gasoline environmental rules aimed at reducing summertime smog as a way to combat rising pump prices, according to three sources involved in the discussions.
 
2022-05-23 6:22:14 PM  
It's MONDAY!
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2022-05-23 6:23:42 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/white-house-weighing-waiving-smog-rules-gasoline-lower-pump-price-sources-2022-05-23/

The White House is considering waiving U.S. gasoline environmental rules aimed at reducing summertime smog as a way to combat rising pump prices, according to three sources involved in the discussions.


Kind of been wondering if here in California our governor will temporarily waive "the special California blend" to lower gas prices.
 
2022-05-23 6:23:50 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/nicholaswu12/status/1528805901045481474

And here's the OCE report on Rep. Ronny Jackson: " there is substantial reason to believe that Rep. Jackson converted campaign funds from Texans for Ronny Jackson to personal use..."


"Converted ".  One might say that the money was laundered.
 
2022-05-23 6:25:16 PM  
https://twitter.com/npfandos/status/1528857572912021506?s=20&t=csRPYVTR6jXG9h0ZlA4pTA

NEWS: Alessandra Biaggi, a New York progressive, will challenge DCCC chair Sean Patrick in Aug. primary.

Biaggi is channeling progressive ire at Maloney. @JamaalBowmanNY is already backing her, called Maloney's moves last week "completely unacceptable"
 
2022-05-23 6:26:43 PM  
https://twitter.com/nexta_tv/status/1528770123544264704

Lukashenko during talks with Putin in Sochi said that Poland is going to dismember Ukraine and has similar plans for Western Belarus.
 
2022-05-23 6:28:51 PM  

roddikinsathome: BorkKro0b.


I paused. It wasn't written precisely in the way that the words of the ancients are typically rendered in modern script, nor, obviously, was it rendered in the ancient script itself, but it did bear a striking and undeniable similarity to both, and thus fell clearly within the boundaries of my research. I donned my neutral-pH gloves and shuffled through my files, carefully retrieving the decrepit manuscript that this one word had brought to my mind. The manuscript that told of BorkKro0b, the Water-Lizard.

"It is told that in the immemorial years when the world was young, before ever the men of Sarnath came to the land of Mnar, another city stood beside the lake; the grey stone city of Ib, which was old as the lake itself, and peopled with beings not pleasing to behold. Very odd and ugly were these beings, as indeed are most beings of a world yet inchoate and rudely fashioned. It is written on the brick cylinders of Kadatheron that the beings of Ib were in hue as green as the lake and the mists that rise above it; that they had bulging eyes, pouting, flabby lips, and curious ears, and were without voice. It is also written that they descended one night from the moon in a mist; they and the vast still lake and grey stone city Ib. However this may be, it is certain that they worshipped a sea-green stone idol chiselled in the likeness of Bokrug, the great water-lizard; before which they danced horribly when the moon was gibbous." - The Doom That Came To Sarnath
 
2022-05-23 6:31:39 PM  

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I was a crafty trilobite in a past life.
/Obscure?
 
2022-05-23 6:33:08 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/23/politics/supreme-court-prisoners-federal-court-evidence/index.html

The Supreme Court said Monday that state prisoners may not present new evidence in federal court in support of a claim that their post-conviction counsel in state court was ineffective in violation of the Constitution.
 
2022-05-23 6:43:42 PM  
https://twitter.com/SilverWolfGM/status/1528743002071506945?t=F5jgcG2oapAS-zOOkEisLg&s=19

The Russian Su-25 shot down yesterday by The Armed Forces of Ukraine was piloted by Major General Kanamat Botashev, per reports
 
2022-05-23 6:46:46 PM  

dhcmrlchtdj: Sarah Jessica Farker: ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ

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Technically those are quinquelobytes, or quadragintalobits.

I'll see myself out.


Ackchyually it's Unicode

/ How the hell are my earworms submitting threads
 
2022-05-23 6:56:53 PM  
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2022-05-23 7:16:12 PM  

dhcmrlchtdj: Do drugs, kids, and go the fark to sleep.: I paused.


I've been accused of summoning old ones a time or two.
 
2022-05-23 7:16:26 PM  

CivilizedTiger: dhcmrlchtdj: Sarah Jessica Farker: ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ

ascii trilobites

Technically those are quinquelobytes, or quadragintalobits.

I'll see myself out.

Ackchyually it's Unicode

/ How the hell are my earworms submitting threads


ACKTYUALLAYEEAYEEEEIEEE, it *doesn't have* an encoding, but it *could be* UTF-8. Furthermore, Unicode is an umbrella standard, but it is not a character encoding. The encoding will be like UTF-8 or UTF-16 or UTF-32, etc. Or ASCII. Could very well still be ASCII.
 
2022-05-23 7:24:43 PM  

null: null: I saw Tori Amos in Cleveland last night, yay!

someone posted setlist via spotify

Someone's recording from the show with obligatoy NiN reference because Tori/Trent/Cleveland


My friend saw her Friday or Saturday as well... :)
 
2022-05-23 7:29:42 PM  

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Ouch!

Lou Christie - Lightnin' Strikes
Youtube LyRqdzF8swY
 
2022-05-23 7:31:28 PM  

roddikinsathome: dhcmrlchtdj: Do drugs, kids, and go the fark to sleep.: I paused.

I've been accused of summoning old ones a time or two.


Meta: I love the way you have me farkied in your custom plugin. Absolute truth.
 
2022-05-23 7:34:43 PM  
Everything Everywhere All At Once is just as good as everyone is saying it is, if not better. Probably the weirdest movie I've seen in a decade easily.
 
2022-05-23 7:55:55 PM  
THE RUMORIEST OF RUMORS
https://twitter.com/anders_aslund/status/1528882092435570693?t=RktZNIDEFRNj9ViBdhzCkg&s=19

The Russian Telegram Channel General SVR claims that Putin went through surgery in the middle of the night between May 16-17. He does not state what surgery, but other rumors claim that it was abdomen cancer. Allegedly, Putin was out of reach May 17-19 for all but N. Patrushev.
 
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