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(Brand Eating)   Taco Bell mexican pizza reviewed, and zero mention of the missing black olives. I am outraged   (brandeating.com) divider line
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394 clicks; posted to Food » on 23 May 2022 at 4:09 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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433 [TotalFark]
2022-05-23 3:45:12 PM  
The green onions are missed, too.
 
2022-05-23 3:50:31 PM  
Black oLives matter.
 
2022-05-23 3:53:28 PM  
Isn't this cultural appropriation?
 
2022-05-23 4:25:04 PM  
call me when they bring back the original enchirito with the black olives.

had taco bell last like 2 years ago? just tasted like stale salt and fat, but not in a good way. like it wasn't even yummy as drunk food.......
 
2022-05-23 4:34:38 PM  
I used to love these pizzas as a teenager.

I have since developed actual taste, and also everything in my local area tastes better. I think I've been to Taco Bell exactly once in 10 years and the only time was because my pregnant wife had a craving for it.
 
2022-05-23 4:56:37 PM  
S.O's yougnest daughter last night:

Her: 'Did you know Taco Bell has Mexican pizzas now?!'
Me: 'They had them when I was your age too, but they took them off the menu.'
Her: 'Are they any good?'
Me: 'Only when you're sto...err, only if you eat them right away in the parking lot as you pull out of the drive through.'
 
2022-05-23 5:16:09 PM  
Well, it's no Bacon Club Chalupa, that's for sure.
 
2022-05-23 5:22:01 PM  
I've never understood the enthusiasm for this product. It's basically a tostada.
 
2022-05-23 5:51:55 PM  
as long as there's no goddamn pineapple on it
 
2022-05-23 7:05:16 PM  
The corn might account for the deeper color. If they added corn, I think they were going for a crispier, less fragile shell but I'm not sure they succeeded.


huh you're a farking idiot. Corn is added to flour tortillas for flavor. Or flour is added to create a more stable tortilla than a normal corn tortilla has
 
2022-05-23 7:25:11 PM  

Axeofjudgement: The corn might account for the deeper color. If they added corn, I think they were going for a crispier, less fragile shell but I'm not sure they succeeded.


huh you're a farking idiot. Corn is added to flour tortillas for flavor. Or flour is added to create a more stable tortilla than a normal corn tortilla has


Hybrid torts for the win?
 
2022-05-23 7:52:31 PM  
Green onions seconded!

Black olives too.
 
2022-05-23 8:27:13 PM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: The corn might account for the deeper color. If they added corn, I think they were going for a crispier, less fragile shell but I'm not sure they succeeded.


huh you're a farking idiot. Corn is added to flour tortillas for flavor. Or flour is added to create a more stable tortilla than a normal corn tortilla has

Hybrid torts for the win?


Like I said. They're a farking idiot
 
2022-05-23 8:30:29 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I've never understood the enthusiasm for this product. It's basically a tostada.


But not as good.
 
2022-05-23 9:57:02 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: as long as there's no goddamn pineapple on it


Brilliant idea! Brb, making a double-decker tostada with al pastor and pineapple chunks.
 
2022-05-23 10:08:12 PM  
I enjoyed the free one I got today (app users got one).
 
2022-05-23 10:09:27 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: as long as there's no goddamn pineapple on it


Let pineapple pizza lovers eat pineapple pizza. You can leave the room.  😆
 
2022-05-23 10:10:19 PM  
i'll taek a meatlov3r5
 
2022-05-23 10:58:09 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: as long as there's no goddamn pineapple on it


I'll just leave this memory of last night's prosciutto, jalapeño and the fruit whose name shall not be spoken.

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2022-05-24 12:27:16 AM  

testosteronephobe: Be polite walk on the right: as long as there's no goddamn pineapple on it

I'll just leave this memory of last night's prosciutto, jalapeño and the fruit whose name shall not be spoken.

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Looks DELICIOUS! 🤗
 
2022-05-24 5:08:57 AM  

Kris_Romm: I enjoyed the free one I got today (app users got one).


Selling your soul to a app is not free
 
2022-05-24 5:54:04 AM  
So it's just another combo of the same ingredients they chuck into everything else... Minus what set it apart in the slightest way.

Call me weird, but I don't think people higher than groceries will care at 12:30AM.
 
2022-05-24 8:51:21 AM  

DogParkSniper: So it's just another combo of the same ingredients they chuck into everything else... Minus what set it apart in the slightest way.

Call me weird, but I don't think people higher than groceries will care at 12:30AM.


I have zfc what that even means, but it still made me laugh and is now your epithet.

433: The green onions are missed, too.


this plus the olives almost seems like a war-crime. uptab a bit there's already another thread about "people don't think it tastes the same" - well duh and/or hello, if they changed the tortilla (much as I am 1700% Team Hybrid) and left off 2 of the most beloved differentiating ingredients, then hells to the yes it "tastes different"
 
2022-05-24 9:44:52 AM  
from t'other thread uptab:

drjekel_mrhyde: The green onion and olive cuts are due to salmonella scares

 
2022-05-24 1:52:50 PM  
Tried one last night. Meh.
Chili Cheese Burrito > Mexican Pizza and everything else on the Taco Bell menu combined
 
2022-05-24 10:12:43 PM  

DogParkSniper: So it's just another combo of the same ingredients they chuck into everything else... Minus what set it apart in the slightest way.

Call me weird, but I don't think people higher than groceries will care at 12:30AM.


You'd have to be higher than groceries to pay $4.99 (probably $5.99 here) for that.
 
2022-05-24 11:52:26 PM  
It probably isn't that good to begin with.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-05-25 12:00:51 AM  

kdawg7736: It probably isn't that good to begin with.


This aggression will not stand.  You should try one.
 
2022-05-25 12:48:30 AM  
It only had four slices of black olive on it, it's not like it's that different.

I still remember when taco supremes had sliced black olives.
 
2022-05-25 1:22:06 AM  
you get a plain frozen $2.00 pizza and add $6 worth or toppings

/+m04r shr3dd3d m0zz
//no pineapples
 
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