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2022-05-23 2:53:37 PM  
61 votes:

cleek: that hard segue to that Masterworks segment blew my mind.


"And the Soviet Union learned they did not have the funds to support their one capital ship.  With the Capital One Venture Card's cash-back program and no annual fees, you'll have more funds to support your fleet of ships."
 
2022-05-23 2:50:09 PM  
33 votes:
That pilot who couldn't land the plane:

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2022-05-23 3:01:27 PM  
22 votes:
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2022-05-23 3:55:54 PM  
17 votes:
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2022-05-23 4:16:57 PM  
15 votes:
No BlueJay video yet?
The Dumbest Russian Voyage Nobody Talks About
Youtube yzGqp3R4Mx4
 
2022-05-23 2:55:19 PM  
12 votes:

Dwedit: That pilot who couldn't land the plane:

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fark you, I just got over that PTSD.
 
2022-05-23 2:45:18 PM  
11 votes:
that hard segue to that Masterworks segment blew my mind.
 
2022-05-23 3:01:04 PM  
7 votes:

foo monkey: cleek: that hard segue to that Masterworks segment blew my mind.

"And the Soviet Union learned they did not have the funds to support their one capital ship.  With the Capital One Venture Card's cash-back program and no annual fees, you'll have more funds to support your fleet of ships."


"Vhat's in your Navy's vallet?"
 
2022-05-23 3:16:04 PM  
7 votes:

Dwedit: That pilot who couldn't land the plane:

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well if you are landing with 20 missiles still in the racks then you deserve to crash.
 
2022-05-23 3:25:46 PM  
4 votes:
I don't think that people appreciate when I do this, but I'm going to rain on your America Fark Yeah parade real quick.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/verabergengruen/confusion-poor-training-caused-ship-collisions-that-killed
 
2022-05-23 3:31:27 PM  
4 votes:
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Blyat boat
Blyat, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're conscripting you.
Gavno, the heads are overflowing upon the floor.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Blyat boat soon will be rolling coal black and thick
The Blyat boat promises something for every gopnitsa and gopnik
Set a course for pizdec,
Your mind on a new Moskvitch.
Squatting won't hurt anymore
It's a drowned orc on an unfriendly shore.The Blyat boat soon will be rolling coal black and thick
The Blyat boat promises something for every gopnitsa and gopnik
Set a course for pizdec,
Your mind on a new Moskvitch.
Squatting won't hurt anymore
It's a drowned orc on an unfriendly shore.
It's Blyat! it's blyat! it's blyat!
It's the Blyat boat-ah! it's the Bylat boat-ah!
 
2022-05-23 6:40:10 PM  
4 votes:
This is almost like playing a major RPG and you grind the hell out of thinking it's going to start to get farming hard eventually.  Then you overdo it and reach the point where you find out you can crush the main boss without breaking a sweat.  That's where the world is with Russia right now.
 
2022-05-23 3:03:07 PM  
2 votes:

gopher321: What a farking joke Russia is.


What have we been spending on our military so much for I wonder?
 
2022-05-23 3:12:52 PM  
2 votes:

Bondith: So when the balloon finally goes up, how many minutes will this wallowing tub last before it hits the seabed?


Probably not even targeted - you want to attack threats.
 
2022-05-23 3:17:24 PM  
2 votes:
Starting to get the idea we could just gather a bunch of yokels from the South, tell them to grab their guns cuz they going after some of dem Mexicans, and drop them off in Siberia. They would probably take them over in a week, and we would be free of them. Problem solved.
 
2022-05-23 4:28:38 PM  
2 votes:

Dinodork: Can't collide ships if they don't leave drydock.


US 7th Fleet furiously taking notes
 
2022-05-23 4:39:43 PM  
2 votes:

Sporkabob: No BlueJay video yet?
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CSB
I used to have a tabletop gaming group and someone wanted to run a WWI naval campaign. due to a player dropping out i had to take over the entire Seekrieg though i knew nothing of of naval tactics or the equipment of the day.  i studied the game charts, got permission to reorganize the fleets and sent out my first round of orders, most of which were pretty unorthodox.   Long story short the Russian Navy became reefs so quickly their commander became my XO so he'd have something to do and because the British commander was such a pompous ass (and i knew that going in) i made sure he suffered some early defeats that put him on total tilt.  At one point i had him running around so much that i sneaked a cruiser squadron over to Scappa Flow.  They got spotted but the subs that were trailing them didn't. as the brits chased the cruisers the subs got in range of the docks and let a couple token torps go and bounced.  no real damage but the GM determined that public outcry demanded that they keep at least a taskforce w/in 6 hours of the Flow at all times.  Within a couple months of game time i had the Baltic and North Atlantic in such a clusterfark that everyone kinda lost interest and i declared myself the winner.
CSB off

TLDR - creating chaos is easy and tends to make everyone give up.
 
2022-05-23 2:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
I feel like the global intelligence agencies really need to be looked at in detail.
It sure seems like all they did is read Putin's press releases and regurgitate then on letterhead.
 
2022-05-23 2:49:57 PM  
1 vote:
Cyka blyat heard echoing around the Kremlin.
 
2022-05-23 2:51:18 PM  
1 vote:

cleek: that hard segue to that Masterworks segment blew my mind.


If these trends continue...
 
2022-05-23 2:54:36 PM  
1 vote:

RobotSpider: You can safely rename a ship--you have to make proper sacrifices to Poseidon, etc. Alternatively, you can just not be superstitious and just change the registry. Your choice. Truth is, ocean-going travel is extremely dangerous--more so if you're a war-ship. Whether or not you renamed your ship, you're still pretty likely to face catastrophe, eventually.


It's Theseus all the way down to Davey Jones' Locker
 
2022-05-23 3:01:59 PM  
1 vote:

Dwedit: That pilot who couldn't land the plane:

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I rented that game for a week and never got past that farking aircraft carrier.  Not once.
 
2022-05-23 3:05:04 PM  
1 vote:
So when the balloon finally goes up, how many minutes will this wallowing tub last before it hits the seabed?
 
2022-05-23 3:17:06 PM  
1 vote:

cranked: SpectroBoy: I feel like the global intelligence agencies really need to be looked at in detail.
It sure seems like all they did is read Putin's press releases and regurgitate then on letterhead.

Weak enemies don't encourage bottomless budgets.


And one thing the KGB/FSB was/is very, very good at is tagging anyone who tries to spy in russia and "dealing with them"
 
2022-05-23 5:23:34 PM  
1 vote:
The Russian 2nd Pacific Squadron - Voyage of the Damned
Youtube 9Mdi_Fh9_Ag
 
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