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(ESPN)   Every Noel Gallagher headbutt is deserved, even the accidental ones during sports celebrations   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Premier League, Manchester United F.C., The Football League, third goal, Former Oasis rock, Manchester City, Ruben Dias' father, top lip  
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2022-05-23 3:49:42 PM  
The line for the "headbutt Noel Gallagher" contest starts behind me.
2022-05-23 10:25:21 PM  
Is he the insufferable one or the less insufferable one?
2022-05-23 10:30:27 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: Is he the insufferable one or the less insufferable one?

2022-05-23 11:07:54 PM  
Is he the one who sings like a John Lennon imitator?
2022-05-23 11:33:29 PM  

little big man: The line for the "headbutt Noel Gallagher" contest starts behind me.

Ahem, would like to butt in:

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2022-05-23 11:43:43 PM  
He told Noel to leave Nate the fark alone.
2022-05-24 12:12:59 AM  
Their quotes are farking priceless.
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2022-05-24 12:46:46 AM  
Kanye West is at the top of my list for a headbutt.
2022-05-24 5:48:09 AM  
Noel and Liam Gallagher, the fork and the bottle of champagne
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I don't want to headbutt Noel, I just want to listen to him tell stories.
2022-05-24 9:03:05 AM  
John Otway - Headbutts
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2022-05-24 9:49:24 AM  
Well, he proudly calls himself a soccer hooligan.  He also said he got his start writing melodies for soccer chants and riots.  You reep what you sow.

And let's just assume he has a tat across his belly a la Tupac that says 'hooligan life'.   Problem is, I really like Noel.  It's Liam that needs a few hundred of those head butts.
2022-05-24 10:44:50 AM  
I was at a two-day concert in Toronto where the main acts closing each night were Foo Fighters and Oasis. Foo Fighters were amazing. Oasis were a snooze fest. They would say a song name, play it and repeat. There was no stage energy and you could tell they were in it just for the cash. I tell friends that you could get more enjoyment out of the band by listening to them alone, in the dark, with headphones on than from the concert. There was one good thing about it though. Just before the concert ended some guy ran from offstage and tackled one of the brothers. After a short break they played maybe 2 more songs and then left.
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