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1112 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 23 May 2022 at 3:50 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-23 4:30:18 PM  
As I can attest from the pic of the guy below Staffy's have heads like typewriter

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2022-05-23 4:33:23 PM  
As the owner of  staffy mixes, good LORD they have hard heads!!!!   I've gotten a split lip, bruises on my bottom jaw line from when the male does an upper head butt. I always have bruises on my legs because of tails.  But they are the loviest, cuddliest, protective dogs ever.
 
2022-05-23 5:55:25 PM  
My Pit/Border Collie mix gave me a black eye with a headbutt. I didn't even realize I had a black eye(it was just the eyelid) until the next day when a co-worker asked me about it.
 
2022-05-23 6:17:41 PM  
Intubated over cracked molars?
That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
2022-05-23 7:44:13 PM  
My blockhead Sammy mix split my cheek open jumping up to give me kisses. Excitement + hard head = ouch!
 
2022-05-23 8:46:54 PM  
My old heeler split my lip with his noggin.
/miss you Sampson!
 
2022-05-23 9:24:16 PM  
Our pit/bullmastiff mix head butted me a couple of times. I'm glad it only resulted in headaches...
 
2022-05-23 9:26:58 PM  
Bet you one bitsOscam coin they wasted time and money thinking it was drugs.

I presented with feet on fire, pain.
All they could come with: are you on drugs.
No!
Test away.

I have no reason to lie. Being high isn't illegal unless I'm driving.
Jfc.
 
2022-05-23 10:05:57 PM  
My late 125lb Rottie mix deviated my septum while we were playing fetch.  I was sitting on the floor, throwing a tennis ball down the hall and she charged at me with it.  I was like Marcia Brady, "OH MY NOSE!!" but luckily it wasn't broken and there was no bruising.  I miss her so much, she was the best.
 
2022-05-24 2:08:25 AM  

waxbeans: Bet you one bitsOscam coin they wasted time and money thinking it was drugs.

I presented with feet on fire, pain.
All they could come with: are you on drugs.
No!
Test away.

I have no reason to lie. Being high isn't illegal unless I'm driving.
Jfc.


Do you mean your feet literally felt like they were burning? Because mine often do, and I don't know what it is. I went for x-rays yesterday, but have to wait until the results are sent to my doctor.
 
2022-05-24 6:49:23 AM  

waxbeans: Bet you one bitsOscam coin they wasted time and money thinking it was drugs.

I presented with feet on fire, pain.
All they could come with: are you on drugs.
No!
Test away.

I have no reason to lie. Being high isn't illegal unless I'm driving.
Jfc.


Long covid, destroyed capillaries in your extremities?
 
2022-05-24 8:30:33 AM  
My bulldog/Shar Pei mix knocked me out with a noggin uppercut when he was a youngin.  That was the last time I got close when he was jumping around.
 
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