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(CNBC)   Starbucks is leaving Russia, to be replaced with Tsarbucks   (cnbc.com) divider line
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223 clicks; posted to Business » on 23 May 2022 at 1:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-23 2:00:48 PM  
*Ba dump PSHH*
 
2022-05-23 2:05:22 PM  
Is there really enough of a Russian 1% that  they have to go to a starbucks to get their caffeine milkshakes?

/not that anywhere else starbucks is limited to the 1%
//but in Russia...
///probably just the well paid "influencers", and those looking to hire them.
 
2022-05-23 2:20:58 PM  
At Tsarbucks, soy milks you!

Bah, there's a good joke there somewhere.  I can't find it.
 
2022-05-23 2:21:16 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: Is there really enough of a Russian 1% that  they have to go to a starbucks to get their caffeine milkshakes?

/not that anywhere else starbucks is limited to the 1%
//but in Russia...
///probably just the well paid "influencers", and those looking to hire them.


There's a ton of oil millionaires and assorted robber barons, but most of them fled for London years ago.
 
2022-05-23 2:48:24 PM  
Ah, so this is the thread where I get to point out that Starbucks is really only doing this because not to do so would make them look really bad and they already look really bad because of all of their aggressive anti-union bullsh*t.
 
2022-05-23 2:57:13 PM  
with all the embargoes against Russia i think it'll be tSarbucks.
 
2022-05-23 3:10:05 PM  
Are the sizes going to be Peasant, The Terrible, and The Great?
 
2022-05-23 3:27:33 PM  
They could just keep jacking up their prices and achieve the same effect by attrition.
 
2022-05-23 3:31:25 PM  
Proving once again Starbucks doesn't like  unions even former ones.
 
2022-05-23 3:43:03 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: ///probably just the well paid "influencers", and those looking to hire them.


I can't remember for the life of me the URL, but there was a website from three or four years ago that displayed supposedly legit screenshots of DMs between IG "influencers" and various wealthy elites discussing, um, business, in matters far more detailed and perverse than what an even a picky John texting a straight-up escort service would get into.
 
2022-05-23 4:26:07 PM  
My tails are open for you, Russia.

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2022-05-23 5:47:26 PM  

austerity101: Ah, so this is the thread where I get to point out that Starbucks is really only doing this because not to do so would make them look really bad and they already look really bad because of all of their aggressive anti-union bullsh*t.


You can do that.  I'm going to post ponies!
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2022-05-24 1:06:19 AM  

austerity101: Ah, so this is the thread where I get to point out that Starbucks is really only doing this because not to do so would make them look really bad and they already look really bad because of all of their aggressive anti-union bullsh*t.


Yes this is the thread where you can post whatever you want instead of threadshiatting another thread, attacking a productive poster, smarting your own posts, then running away like a passive-aggressive coward.
/congratulations?
 
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