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2022-05-23 9:25:07 AM  
I don't like mayonnaise, so I won't know what my future holds.
 
2022-05-23 9:25:47 AM  
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2022-05-23 12:32:50 PM  
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2022-05-23 12:41:27 PM  
Your fortune: 'You will get fat'.
 
2022-05-23 1:21:30 PM  
no. NO. NO.

this is WAY WORSE than poor claire, american trash panda!

this is about "divining" who you are by combining mayo and ASTROLOGY.

and astrology is made up bullshiat for dumb people. it is an anti-science.

study after study has been done that if you give a lecture hall of people a short, printed "horoscope" to read, then ask them to write down how it seems relevant to them (and relevant to their "sign") nearly every single human will find things that feel accurate, personal, and special.

THEN you reveal every single person (and "sign") was handed the SAME "horoscope" -people just want mystical advice because life can be sad and scary. this doesn't mean astrology is "true"!

and if you DO meet a hardcore astrology woo-woo head, just ask them this: "ok, i'll buy that astrology is meaningful. so, now explain to me that since the system you're basing your life on hasn't been adjusted for astronomical precession you're not even the "sign" you believe you are. so how does that work?"

https://www.space.com/4477-astrological-sign.html

combining tiktok, astrology, and "mayo spreading method" is probably a direct path to finding the DUMBEST, most naive, people on earth. get it the fark out of my food tab!
 
2022-05-23 1:30:30 PM  

luna1580: no. NO. NO.

this is WAY WORSE than poor claire, american trash panda!

this is about "divining" who you are by combining mayo and ASTROLOGY.

and astrology is made up bullshiat for dumb people. it is an anti-science.

study after study has been done that if you give a lecture hall of people a short, printed "horoscope" to read, then ask them to write down how it seems relevant to them (and relevant to their "sign") nearly every single human will find things that feel accurate, personal, and special.

THEN you reveal every single person (and "sign") was handed the SAME "horoscope" -people just want mystical advice because life can be sad and scary. this doesn't mean astrology is "true"!

and if you DO meet a hardcore astrology woo-woo head, just ask them this: "ok, i'll buy that astrology is meaningful. so, now explain to me that since the system you're basing your life on hasn't been adjusted for astronomical precession you're not even the "sign" you believe you are. so how does that work?"

https://www.space.com/4477-astrological-sign.html

combining tiktok, astrology, and "mayo spreading method" is probably a direct path to finding the DUMBEST, most naive, people on earth. get it the fark out of my food tab!


it's a joke. You know...humour?
 
2022-05-23 1:47:42 PM  
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2022-05-23 2:32:31 PM  

Schmerd1948: luna1580: no. NO. NO.

this is WAY WORSE than poor claire, american trash panda!

this is about "divining" who you are by combining mayo and ASTROLOGY.

and astrology is made up bullshiat for dumb people. it is an anti-science.

study after study has been done that if you give a lecture hall of people a short, printed "horoscope" to read, then ask them to write down how it seems relevant to them (and relevant to their "sign") nearly every single human will find things that feel accurate, personal, and special.

THEN you reveal every single person (and "sign") was handed the SAME "horoscope" -people just want mystical advice because life can be sad and scary. this doesn't mean astrology is "true"!

and if you DO meet a hardcore astrology woo-woo head, just ask them this: "ok, i'll buy that astrology is meaningful. so, now explain to me that since the system you're basing your life on hasn't been adjusted for astronomical precession you're not even the "sign" you believe you are. so how does that work?"

https://www.space.com/4477-astrological-sign.html

combining tiktok, astrology, and "mayo spreading method" is probably a direct path to finding the DUMBEST, most naive, people on earth. get it the fark out of my food tab!

it's a joke. You know...humour?


No. Did you not know "astrology tiktok" is currently a big thing with young people?

They're all idiots who've been failed by the American school system and they think astrology is "very scientific"

https://www.thecut.com/article/best-tiktok-astrology.html
 
2022-05-23 2:37:24 PM  

Schmerd1948: it's a joke. You know...humour?


also, now is probably a good time to understand that people who sincerely believe in astrology make me MORE mad than 100 pizza threads.

and if that doesn't mean anything you, well.......stick around.
 
2022-05-23 2:54:18 PM  

luna1580: Schmerd1948: it's a joke. You know...humour?

also, now is probably a good time to understand that people who sincerely believe in astrology make me MORE mad than 100 pizza threads.

and if that doesn't mean anything you, well.......stick around.


*quietly and quickly submits a pizza related link*
 
2022-05-23 3:28:11 PM  

kdawg7736: I don't like mayonnaise, so I won't know what my future holds.


Like me, your future holds a life of enjoyment of food untainted by the culinary atrocity of mayo.

I think we can take some comfort in that.
 
2022-05-23 3:51:14 PM  
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Weird. Usually I have to subscribe to someone's "XXX" Twitter account before I can see photos like this.
 
2022-05-23 4:30:27 PM  

luna1580: also, now is probably a good time to understand that people who sincerely believe in astrology make me MORE mad than 100 pizza threads.


ok, as a Gemini sun, Leo moon, Pisces rising, I think it's fairly obvious that I'm getting a kick out of all these responses!
 
2022-05-23 4:31:01 PM  

luna1580: Schmerd1948: luna1580: no. NO. NO.

this is WAY WORSE than poor claire, american trash panda!

this is about "divining" who you are by combining mayo and ASTROLOGY.

and astrology is made up bullshiat for dumb people. it is an anti-science.

study after study has been done that if you give a lecture hall of people a short, printed "horoscope" to read, then ask them to write down how it seems relevant to them (and relevant to their "sign") nearly every single human will find things that feel accurate, personal, and special.

THEN you reveal every single person (and "sign") was handed the SAME "horoscope" -people just want mystical advice because life can be sad and scary. this doesn't mean astrology is "true"!

and if you DO meet a hardcore astrology woo-woo head, just ask them this: "ok, i'll buy that astrology is meaningful. so, now explain to me that since the system you're basing your life on hasn't been adjusted for astronomical precession you're not even the "sign" you believe you are. so how does that work?"

https://www.space.com/4477-astrological-sign.html

combining tiktok, astrology, and "mayo spreading method" is probably a direct path to finding the DUMBEST, most naive, people on earth. get it the fark out of my food tab!

it's a joke. You know...humour?

No. Did you not know "astrology tiktok" is currently a big thing with young people?

They're all idiots who've been failed by the American school system and they think astrology is "very scientific"

https://www.thecut.com/article/best-tiktok-astrology.html


I did not, in fact, know that. But compared to the other dreck that passes for information on the internet, astrology seems mild. I'm sorry I upset you. Um...your last name isn't "Tique", is it?
Just joshing.
 
2022-05-23 4:31:12 PM  
1. Open jar. 2. Empty jar into bowl. 3. Dip sandwich into mayo in bowl.

What's my horoscope? Other than heart disease.
 
2022-05-23 6:18:11 PM  

ElPrimitivo: kdawg7736: I don't like mayonnaise, so I won't know what my future holds.

Like me, your future holds a life of enjoyment of food untainted by the culinary atrocity of mayo.

I think we can take some comfort in that.


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2022-05-23 6:18:40 PM  

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Ranch for Scorpio? Could be worse I guess.
 
2022-05-23 8:30:36 PM  
Oh, for the love of criminy.

1) Mayonnaise sucks.
2) Claire sucks. This is the only Claire any of us should be paying any attention to:
How To Make Blueberry Cream Cheese Danish With Claire Saffitz | Dessert Person
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2022-05-23 8:53:29 PM  

kdawg7736: eyeq360: [i.pinimg.com image 736x736]

Ranch for Scorpio? Could be worse I guess.


Ranch isn't too bad. It could have been Miracle Whip.
 
2022-05-23 9:04:39 PM  

luna1580: No. Did you not know "astrology tiktok" is currently a big thing with young people?

They're all idiots who've been failed by the American school system and they think astrology is "very scientific"

https://www.thecut.com/article/best-tiktok-astrology.html


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2022-05-23 9:27:57 PM  
Schmerd1948:

Nahhh. Kinda sometimes? Food tab best tab prolly already has made up their minds?

But planning your life around "astrology" is very stupid.

This is NOT up for debate....

If you disagree you are ALSO at risk of being deemed stupid.
 
2022-05-23 9:31:57 PM  

Gordon Bennett: luna1580: No. Did you not know "astrology tiktok" is currently a big thing with young people?

They're all idiots who've been failed by the American school system and they think astrology is "very scientific"

https://www.thecut.com/article/best-tiktok-astrology.html

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You're getting a friendly farkie color for THAT

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2022-05-23 9:39:28 PM  

luna1580: Gordon Bennett: luna1580: No. Did you not know "astrology tiktok" is currently a big thing with young people?

They're all idiots who've been failed by the American school system and they think astrology is "very scientific"

https://www.thecut.com/article/best-tiktok-astrology.html

[Fark user image image 850x1034]

You're getting a friendly farkie color for THAT

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Thank you. I've had you with the good people in green 3 for a while now.
 
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