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(NYPost)   Brainwashed a-hole gets heckled for 9-11 seconds at Israel Day parade   (nypost.com) divider line
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2022-05-23 11:28:10 AM  
fark drunk pants shiatter
fark Israel till they stop acting like shiatbags
 
2022-05-23 12:49:02 PM  
This parade made this brainwashed a-hole late for the Sunday matinee of Daniel Craig's Macbeth.

That is my Israel Day Parade story, sorry it's all I got.
 
2022-05-23 2:40:11 PM  
I'm surprised he was actually walking. I didn't think he could make it 20 feet.

Rudy Giuliani erupted at a heckler during a parade to celebrate Israel on Sunday,

Did someone tell him his name was Jewliani?
 
2022-05-23 7:38:34 PM  
What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?
 
2022-05-23 7:41:53 PM  
Good.

Every time insurrectionist filth walk outside anywhere, they should have citizens in their face. Every. Time.
 
2022-05-23 7:43:33 PM  
"Crime was down 55% under me, it's up 40% under him," he shouted while leaning over the police barricades, in apparent references to Mayor Eric Adams and recently released NYPD data.

Crime went down nationwide in the 1990s, not just in NYC.
 
2022-05-23 7:44:47 PM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?


Copious Manischewitz and gefitle fish barfs?

/that can't be pleasant
 
2022-05-23 7:45:01 PM  
"I reduced crime, you jackass!"

You're a one-man crime spree in 2019>20, ya sweaty POS.

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2022-05-23 7:48:18 PM  
Rudy botched the 9/11 response because he failed to upgrade the 2 way radio repeaters like he had been told to do numerous times, and sited the city emergency command center in the worst place ever.
 
2022-05-23 7:48:31 PM  
If Giuliani is trying to prove that he should never have been mayor of anything, let alone NYC, we've already got enough evidence of that thanks.
 
2022-05-23 7:52:27 PM  
Whereas Rudy is just a Braindead Lackey.
 
2022-05-23 7:53:17 PM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?


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2022-05-23 7:54:13 PM  

nytmare: If Giuliani is trying to prove that he should never have been mayor of anything, let alone NYC, we've already got enough evidence of that thanks.


I think he'd have done okay as Deputy Mayor of Mar A Lago.
 
2022-05-23 7:55:02 PM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?


I have no idea but I assume it involves lots of smoked pork products.
 
2022-05-23 7:55:28 PM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: "Crime was down 55% under me, it's up 40% under him," he shouted while leaning over the police barricades, in apparent references to Mayor Eric Adams and recently released NYPD data.

Crime went down nationwide in the 1990s, not just in NYC.


Due to 1970's abortion.
 
2022-05-23 7:56:00 PM  
May He get covid
 
2022-05-23 7:56:03 PM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?


You attack funeral processions, shoot children for throwing rocks and fire missiles into downtown streets in the middle of the day. That's what you do to celebrate Israel Day.
Oops, I forgot land theft... it isn't a proper Israel day without squatting on some else's land and claiming it for yourself.
 
2022-05-23 7:56:24 PM  
He just wanted Rudi to sign his Borat 2 DVD...
 
2022-05-23 7:59:37 PM  

b0rg9: foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?

Copious Manischewitz and gefitle fish barfs?

/that can't be pleasant


That's (Ashkenazi) American Jews, and even then - I don't think I've ever seen a bottle of Manischewitz at my folks' in my entire life.

Israel has plenty of good wineries, and the rest of the world makes a lot of good kosher wine too - chances are your local store has one or two (check out Bartenura).

Gefilte fish is an acquired taste. Get it from a butcher shop, not a jar.

// and get some purple chrayn (horseradish) to go with it
// damn good eating
 
2022-05-23 8:02:58 PM  
Whole lot of terrorist sympathizers in here.

Someone call the FBI.
 
2022-05-23 8:05:38 PM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?


Everyone lends each other money but with no intrest.
 
2022-05-23 8:06:28 PM  

Dr Dreidel: b0rg9: foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?

Copious Manischewitz and gefitle fish barfs?

/that can't be pleasant

That's (Ashkenazi) American Jews, and even then - I don't think I've ever seen a bottle of Manischewitz at my folks' in my entire life.

Israel has plenty of good wineries, and the rest of the world makes a lot of good kosher wine too - chances are your local store has one or two (check out Bartenura).

Gefilte fish is an acquired taste. Get it from a butcher shop, not a jar.

// and get some purple chrayn (horseradish) to go with it
// damn good eating


My mom taught me a great horseradish recipe we make every year. Fresh horseradish root, grated, some white vinegar, salt, sugar, boiled and chopped beets.
It's awesome.
 
2022-05-23 8:13:27 PM  

brap: This parade made this brainwashed a-hole late for the Sunday matinee of Daniel Craig's Macbeth.

That is my Israel Day Parade story, sorry it's all I got.


Go out of the theatre run around three times and knock to get back in.
 
2022-05-23 8:15:52 PM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?


1.m they tried to kill us all.
2. But they didn't

3. LET'S EAT
 
2022-05-23 8:29:22 PM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades


Last time I was in the parade was as a child in the 1970s. It was basically a combo of demanding the USSR let our people go and they tried to kill us, they failed, soberly party on. Keep in mind it wasn't that long after the Six Day War ('67) and the Yom Kippur War ('73) and there was still a lot of surprise and happiness that Israel still simply existed. Now I think it's just NYC area Jews celebrating Israel's existence.

St. Patrick's Day parade was more fun, especially the year I convinced my parents I needed to go a library near St. Pat's for research for a high school project in the mid '80s when police looked the other way and "forgot" the St. Patrick's Day parade was that day (probably a Sat the 16th).
 
2022-05-23 8:36:32 PM  

EnderWiggnz: brap: This parade made this brainwashed a-hole late for the Sunday matinee of Daniel Craig's Macbeth.

That is my Israel Day Parade story, sorry it's all I got.

Go out of the theatre run around three times and knock to get back in.


Indeed.

Mackers. Mackerdoodles. The Tyrant. The Scottish King. The Scottish Play. All acceptable.

Of course, the superstition really only applies to people who work in the shiat while they're underway in production of Ye Olde Mac. And the reason it exists is because amongst all of Shakespearean speed and violence, Mackerdoodles is the speediest and perhaps the most violent (though Titus is of course the bloodiest). I've staged it three times and never once have we failed to get hurt in the speed shuffle. Lord I nearly ran another actor through in rehearsal when I grabbed the wrong prop (and yes we made some pretty thorough changes to all of that right away).

But it's why people think the play is cursed.

Well ... and because it is. But that's a whole other story.
 
2022-05-23 8:54:22 PM  
Giuliani could be seen on video shouting at the unidentified man at 5th Avenue and 62nd Street after the heckler got under his skin during the Israel Day Parade.

There was no heckler
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2022-05-23 8:55:47 PM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: EnderWiggnz: brap: This parade made this brainwashed a-hole late for the Sunday matinee of Daniel Craig's Macbeth.

That is my Israel Day Parade story, sorry it's all I got.

Go out of the theatre run around three times and knock to get back in.

Indeed.

Mackers. Mackerdoodles. The Tyrant. The Scottish King. The Scottish Play. All acceptable.

Of course, the superstition really only applies to people who work in the shiat while they're underway in production of Ye Olde Mac. And the reason it exists is because amongst all of Shakespearean speed and violence, Mackerdoodles is the speediest and perhaps the most violent (though Titus is of course the bloodiest). I've staged it three times and never once have we failed to get hurt in the speed shuffle. Lord I nearly ran another actor through in rehearsal when I grabbed the wrong prop (and yes we made some pretty thorough changes to all of that right away).

But it's why people think the play is cursed.

Well ... and because it is. But that's a whole other story.


As you like it.
 
2022-05-23 9:05:00 PM  

EnderWiggnz: My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: EnderWiggnz: brap: This parade made this brainwashed a-hole late for the Sunday matinee of Daniel Craig's Macbeth.

That is my Israel Day Parade story, sorry it's all I got.

Go out of the theatre run around three times and knock to get back in.

Indeed.

Mackers. Mackerdoodles. The Tyrant. The Scottish King. The Scottish Play. All acceptable.

Of course, the superstition really only applies to people who work in the shiat while they're underway in production of Ye Olde Mac. And the reason it exists is because amongst all of Shakespearean speed and violence, Mackerdoodles is the speediest and perhaps the most violent (though Titus is of course the bloodiest). I've staged it three times and never once have we failed to get hurt in the speed shuffle. Lord I nearly ran another actor through in rehearsal when I grabbed the wrong prop (and yes we made some pretty thorough changes to all of that right away).

But it's why people think the play is cursed.

Well ... and because it is. But that's a whole other story.

As you like it.


Shakespeare bard thread?
 
2022-05-23 9:11:29 PM  
I'm in.
 
2022-05-23 9:17:04 PM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: I'm in.


We need 3 to;
Double, double toil and trouble; 
  Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
 
2022-05-23 9:19:09 PM  
Fair point, the third one is still out killing cats or something.
 
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2022-05-24 1:14:28 AM  

foo monkey: What do people do during Israel Day parades?  I know during St Patrick's Day parades, people get drunk, then throw up on the Hudson Line so much it overflows the toilet into the passenger compartment of the trains.  Is there an Israeli equivalent?


Binging on Manischewitz...the horror...the horror...
 
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