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2022-05-23 11:49:29 AM  
Just finished watching Love Death and Robots season three

Yes, was hoping the Mars colony was the cats.

Yes, was happy.

/Night of the Mini Dead is the star of the season
 
2022-05-23 12:20:49 PM  
Yeah, he's definitely gone from "weird techie rich boy" to "Dr No Lite" pretty damn quickly, hasn't he...
 
2022-05-23 1:47:32 PM  

xanadian: Yeah, he's definitely gone from "weird techie rich boy" to "Dr No Lite" pretty damn quickly, hasn't he...


I think what's happened is all the bots he programmed to defend him were based in Russia, and the electricity ran out. Now it's just him.
 
2022-05-23 3:55:14 PM  
I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.
 
2022-05-23 4:10:25 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.


You want to feel bad about Musk and Bolsonaro getting bad press for their stupid meeting?

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2022-05-23 4:29:28 PM  
Just go away, Kevin SpaceX.
 
2022-05-23 4:30:51 PM  
Musk is very much like Trump in that he will cozy up to anyone who likes him.  He desperately wants to be liked.
 
2022-05-23 4:31:31 PM  
His long-term gf left him for a trans woman and he immediately went full right wing culture warrior.
 
2022-05-23 4:31:58 PM  
I told you so.
 
2022-05-23 4:32:32 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.


Oh we're doing hyperbole? Say no more. Mussolini made the trains run on time too.

Conduct isn't like a bank account, bud. Musk's alleged benefits to humanity don't negate what a piece of shiat he is.
 
2022-05-23 4:33:49 PM  
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2022-05-23 4:34:24 PM  
I guess the question now is, 'can Spacelink be trusted with your data'.
 
2022-05-23 4:34:53 PM  
Musk landing in Brazil.

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2022-05-23 4:34:54 PM  
My man looks like he's trying to steal a ham and hid it under his jacket.

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2022-05-23 4:34:56 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. .


Would you settle for one?

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2022-05-23 4:37:21 PM  
Yet I totally believe his claim that until now, he only voted for Democrats, and that he didn't leave the Democratic party, it left him.

It's easy to see how someone can believe in progressive ideas one day and then hang around with a scumbag fascist like Bolsonaro the next.  Study it out, libs
 
2022-05-23 4:38:27 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.


If only that were the extent of what this asshole does.

But you keep trying to put a happy face on it.  I'm sure you'll get some smarts.
 
2022-05-23 4:38:40 PM  
He's a Bond villain because he wants to provide internet access for people living in remote places?

This is starting to get into "biatch eating crackers" territory.
 
2022-05-23 4:38:44 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.


If you aren't rich voting for Trump will absolutely not help your chances of being rich.
But, a union, and job for that matter, might help you live longer enough to get rich. And an EPA will keep the environment in place so that pollution doesn't give you cancer.  Which will be good. Who wants to get rich and have cancer?
Also abortions might keep a kid from getting 25 percent of your money.
And less jails and more schools could keep you from getting car jacked.
I could go on and on.
The GOP is good for business.  Business isn't good for the average worker. Hell firing people makes money . Hell, making one dude do the work of 6 dudes is good for business.
But you keep thinking a trade war will make you less poor.
And you go and keep supporting things that Don't help your neighbors.  That will pay off eventually.  Not.
 
2022-05-23 4:40:39 PM  
Wait wait wait

Starlink was supposed to be for global internet access, specifically to break up the monopolies in rural areas that provide terrible service.

Mississippi STILL doesn't have Starlink, but Ukraine and Brazil do?

Kiss my ass, Elon. Even though I know that if I were billionaire, I would probably be a John McAfee or Elon Musk type of billionaire asshole and bang hotties, try mind bending drugs, and give the government a big middle finger until I die in a Spanish prison after being a modern day Outlaw Pirate in my luxury yacht.

That would totally kick ass, but Fark you, Elon. And fark your self driving pussy magnet that I love so much. I don't need it. Give my dad fast internet so I can work from there and take care of him. I need THAT.

Take care of America, you globalist mofo.
 
2022-05-23 4:41:05 PM  

baka-san: Just finished watching Love Death and Robots season three

Yes, was hoping the Mars colony was the cats.

Yes, was happy.

/Night of the Mini Dead is the star of the season


Strawberries.
 
2022-05-23 4:41:13 PM  
This Elon guy is a total patoot.
 
2022-05-23 4:41:21 PM  
Ha! Talking with Bolsonaro about Amazon conservation is like talking to Exxon about Solar energy promotion.
 
2022-05-23 4:41:47 PM  

Magnanimous_J: He's a Bond villain because he wants to provide internet access for people living in remote places?

This is starting to get into "biatch eating crackers" territory.


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2022-05-23 4:43:11 PM  
I'm sure it's been thoroughly hashed but he'd make a great Bond villain.  It's even a great Bond villain name.  AOC would make a great Bond chick.
 
2022-05-23 4:43:53 PM  

Jairzinho: Ha! Talking with Bolsonaro about Amazon conservation is like talking to Exxon about Solar energy promotion.


"Yeah but if I get Trump reinstated to Twitter PINKY SWEAR you'll reduce slash and burn?"
 
2022-05-23 4:44:02 PM  
Elon WISHES he was as cool as a Bond villain. Elon will always be a little tiny troll.
 
2022-05-23 4:44:23 PM  
people in this thread using his satellite network to show he's not a bond villain are about to tell you why his volcano lair is nbd, bruh
 
2022-05-23 4:44:23 PM  

Magnanimous_J: He's a Bond villain because he wants to provide internet access for people living in remote places?

This is starting to get into "biatch eating crackers" territory.


Hitler had the Autobaun.
 
2022-05-23 4:46:19 PM  

gilgigamesh: Yet I totally believe his claim that until now, he only voted for Democrats, and that he didn't leave the Democratic party, it left him.

It's easy to see how someone can believe in progressive ideas one day and then hang around with a scumbag fascist like Bolsonaro the next.  Study it out, libs


I did notice a few Russian enthusiasts that  suddenly went to Muskville after the Russian 'money started to dry up.  Hmmm.

And it's not unknown that musk pays others to defend him and even pay to have others' posts about him taken down.
 
2022-05-23 4:47:22 PM  

culebra: Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.

Oh we're doing hyperbole? Say no more. Mussolini made the trains run on time too.

Conduct isn't like a bank account, bud. Musk's alleged benefits to humanity don't negate what a piece of shiat he is.


This. Prisons are full of people who did one bad thing.
 
2022-05-23 4:47:56 PM  
How can we ever stop Musk, if we can't stop his MinyMe, Trump?
 
2022-05-23 4:48:16 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide sell 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities.


FTFY.

The distinction is rather important.
 
2022-05-23 4:48:52 PM  

CCNP: How can we ever stop Musk, if we can't stop his MinyMe, Trump?


this is a desperate "notice me senpai Trump and Musk" post.
 
2022-05-23 4:50:49 PM  

iheartscotch: Elon WISHES he was as cool as a Bond villain. Elon will always be a little tiny troll.


How he thinks people see him...
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What many people actually think of him...
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2022-05-23 4:51:01 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Wait wait wait

Starlink was supposed to be for global internet access, specifically to break up the monopolies in rural areas that provide terrible service.

Mississippi STILL doesn't have Starlink, but Ukraine and Brazil do?

Kiss my ass, Elon. Even though I know that if I were billionaire, I would probably be a John McAfee or Elon Musk type of billionaire asshole and bang hotties, try mind bending drugs, and give the government a big middle finger until I die in a Spanish prison after being a modern day Outlaw Pirate in my luxury yacht.

That would totally kick ass, but Fark you, Elon. And fark your self driving pussy magnet that I love so much. I don't need it. Give my dad fast internet so I can work from there and take care of him. I need THAT.

Take care of America, you globalist mofo.


Did you even watch "Gringo"?
 
2022-05-23 4:51:03 PM  
Good to see that he's hanging out with folks that exemplify "We will coup whoever we want!".
 
2022-05-23 4:52:42 PM  
I thought Musk was a douchebag long before it became cool.
 
2022-05-23 4:53:11 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.


Wtf?!?
 
2022-05-23 4:53:57 PM  

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2022-05-23 4:54:08 PM  
Elon is tripping lightly down Kanye's path.

I mean he's too damn rich, and it broke his brain.
 
2022-05-23 4:55:05 PM  

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2022-05-23 4:55:14 PM  

Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.


Starlink is expensive and Biden just announced expanded high speed internet access for the poors
 
2022-05-23 4:56:00 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Tannax: I wish all Bond villains would provide 19000 satellite uplink ports to rural unserved communities. However, I firmly agree with subby and those above that no farking poor person deserves a farking thing as long as their leader is an a-hole.

Wtf?!?


He really thinks that Elon is the first person who has had the idea of delivering internet to those communities wirelessly, probably.

Spoiler alert: None of the other ones to do it were good people either. It was always about profit and accessing an untapped market, not actually helping people.
 
2022-05-23 4:57:06 PM  

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2022-05-23 4:57:57 PM  

atomic-age: Elon is tripping lightly down Kanye's path.

I mean he's too damn rich, and it broke his brain.


He needs to wear a barrel.
 
2022-05-23 4:58:00 PM  

Rattlesnake Rattles Me: Christ, it's dripping with incel and blade studying.


I'll bet you 100 bucks there is a pack of clove cigarettes in that jacket.
 
2022-05-23 4:58:12 PM  

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2022-05-23 4:58:50 PM  

vrax: Wine Sipping Elitist: Wait wait wait

Starlink was supposed to be for global internet access, specifically to break up the monopolies in rural areas that provide terrible service.

Mississippi STILL doesn't have Starlink, but Ukraine and Brazil do?

Kiss my ass, Elon. Even though I know that if I were billionaire, I would probably be a John McAfee or Elon Musk type of billionaire asshole and bang hotties, try mind bending drugs, and give the government a big middle finger until I die in a Spanish prison after being a modern day Outlaw Pirate in my luxury yacht.

That would totally kick ass, but Fark you, Elon. And fark your self driving pussy magnet that I love so much. I don't need it. Give my dad fast internet so I can work from there and take care of him. I need THAT.

Take care of America, you globalist mofo.

Did you even watch "Gringo"?


No! Thanks for sharing

I googled and first found some weed tv show on Amazon from 2018, but I see another about McAfee from 2016. I'll watch it now while I continue drinking instead of bothering you good people.

Thanks for the distraction lol you saved fark.
 
2022-05-23 4:58:51 PM  

Magnanimous_J: He's a Bond villain because he wants to provide internet access for people living in remote places?

This is starting to get into "biatch eating crackers" territory.


For a $500 non serviceable dish and 100/mo.

He's no doing it out of the kindness of his heart
 
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