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(Some Guy)   Monkeypox Sex Rave is the name of my quarantined electronic music collective   (newsnationnow.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Infectious disease, Infection, Sexual intercourse, Epidemiology, Human sexual behavior, unprecedented outbreak of the rare disease monkeypox, HIV, Dr. David Heymann  
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2022-05-23 11:39:08 AM  
do not buy this crap
 
2022-05-23 11:39:30 AM  
Will Monkeypox fans repeat the folly and malice of Covid 19 fans and hold sex parties and other super-spreader events to poon the libs?

You fact-based people might want to skip Thanksgiving and Christmas with your crazy aunts and uncles, parents, siblings, etc. again this year. Attend church by Zoom or whatever they call it.
 
2022-05-23 11:44:53 AM  

brantgoose: Will Monkeypox fans repeat the folly and malice of Covid 19 fans and hold sex parties and other super-spreader events to poon the libs?

You fact-based people might want to skip Thanksgiving and Christmas with your crazy aunts and uncles, parents, siblings, etc. again this year. Attend church by Zoom or whatever they call it.


Have you ever tried a Zoom sex rave? It's just not the same.
 
2022-05-23 11:48:02 AM  
So most farkers are safe?
 
2022-05-23 11:49:00 AM  

NobleHam: brantgoose: Will Monkeypox fans repeat the folly and malice of Covid 19 fans and hold sex parties and other super-spreader events to poon the libs?

You fact-based people might want to skip Thanksgiving and Christmas with your crazy aunts and uncles, parents, siblings, etc. again this year. Attend church by Zoom or whatever they call it.

Have you ever tried a Zoom sex rave? It's just not the same.


Know how I know you haven't mixed Zoom, Tiësto, MDMA, and teledildonics technology?
 
2022-05-23 11:52:06 AM  
With these findings I can't wait for the first high-profile "family values" Republican gets the Monkey Pox
 
2022-05-23 11:53:09 AM  

Warthog: NobleHam: brantgoose: Will Monkeypox fans repeat the folly and malice of Covid 19 fans and hold sex parties and other super-spreader events to poon the libs?

You fact-based people might want to skip Thanksgiving and Christmas with your crazy aunts and uncles, parents, siblings, etc. again this year. Attend church by Zoom or whatever they call it.

Have you ever tried a Zoom sex rave? It's just not the same.

Know how I know you haven't mixed Zoom, Tiësto, MDMA, and teledildonics technology?


https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-frustration-continues-as-suez-canal-ship-blocks-huge-sex-toy-shipment-20210327

Some of us never got our delivery...
 
2022-05-23 11:53:20 AM  

Warthog: NobleHam: brantgoose: Will Monkeypox fans repeat the folly and malice of Covid 19 fans and hold sex parties and other super-spreader events to poon the libs?

You fact-based people might want to skip Thanksgiving and Christmas with your crazy aunts and uncles, parents, siblings, etc. again this year. Attend church by Zoom or whatever they call it.

Have you ever tried a Zoom sex rave? It's just not the same.

Know how I know you haven't mixed Zoom, Tiësto, MDMA, and teledildonics technology?


Curiosity intensifies.
 
2022-05-23 11:54:36 AM  

Warthog: NobleHam: brantgoose: Will Monkeypox fans repeat the folly and malice of Covid 19 fans and hold sex parties and other super-spreader events to poon the libs?

You fact-based people might want to skip Thanksgiving and Christmas with your crazy aunts and uncles, parents, siblings, etc. again this year. Attend church by Zoom or whatever they call it.

Have you ever tried a Zoom sex rave? It's just not the same.

Know how I know you haven't mixed Zoom, Tiësto, MDMA, and teledildonics technology?


PaigeBot1, NO!
 
2022-05-23 11:58:36 AM  

alechemist: So most farkers are safe?


Of course I'm safe. I don't live in Europe.
 
2022-05-23 11:58:39 AM  

dennysgod: With these findings I can't wait for the first high-profile "family values" Republican gets the Monkey Pox


Has to be a younger one.  Smallpox vaccine prevents monkeypox.
 
2022-05-23 12:00:58 PM  
If it isn't obvious already the real transmission vectors are toilet seats.
 
2022-05-23 12:01:40 PM  

Warthog: teledildonics

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/TIL a new word.  Um, thank you?
 
2022-05-23 12:06:04 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: alechemist: So most farkers are safe?

Of course I'm safe. I don't live in Europe.


That's good, because if you did you couldn't RTFA.

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2022-05-23 12:08:47 PM  

dennysgod: With these findings I can't wait for the first high-profile "family values" Republican gets the Monkey Pox


Rural republicans went fighting against LGTBQ+ always say "it's a slippery slope to marrying animals". Urban liberals are like "it's not that slippery of a slope, literally no interest in that".
So really the rural repugs are admitting they love banging animals.
 
2022-05-23 12:11:40 PM  
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"Oontz and pus and oontz and pus and oontz and pus...."
 
2022-05-23 12:19:32 PM  

Space Station Wagon: dennysgod: With these findings I can't wait for the first high-profile "family values" Republican gets the Monkey Pox

Rural republicans went fighting against LGTBQ+ always say "it's a slippery slope to marrying animals". Urban liberals are like "it's not that slippery of a slope, literally no interest in that".
So really the rural repugs are admitting they love banging animals.


I've always had the feeling they would sodomize anything that can't consent. Animals, children, passed out adults. They get off on not having consensual couplings.
 
2022-05-23 12:21:36 PM  
It isn't a "random event" if you can track it back to its source and predict the likelihood of spread based on certain shared behaviors.
 
2022-05-23 12:29:20 PM  
but scientists say it will be difficult to disentangle whether the spread is being driven by sex itself or merely close contact
When all you got is a rubber hammer, everything starts looking alot like butt stuff.
 
2022-05-23 12:30:49 PM  
People still go to raves?
 
2022-05-23 12:33:42 PM  
How did they monkeys acquire glow sticks?
 
2022-05-23 12:36:35 PM  
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2022-05-23 12:45:21 PM  
Take me man meat, those lesions are hot!  That's quite a fetish.
 
2022-05-23 12:48:50 PM  

farkitallletitend: Take me man meat, those lesions are hot!  That's quite a fetish.



Scabbed for his pleasure.
 
2022-05-23 12:50:47 PM  
Got nothing, maybe

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2022-05-23 1:07:07 PM  
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2022-05-23 1:23:11 PM  

Greymalkin: farkitallletitend: Take me man meat, those lesions are hot!  That's quite a fetish.


Scabbed for his pleasure.


There it is, the most disgusting thing I've read today.

Kudos.
 
2022-05-23 5:01:34 PM  
Oh please, everyone that sat in the vicinity of an airline passenger with Bidenpox got it. I'm sure sexual contact doesn't help, but airborne monkeypox transmission has been recognized for decades.
 
2022-05-23 6:36:25 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Oh please, everyone that sat in the vicinity of an airline passenger with Bidenpox got it. I'm sure sexual contact doesn't help, but airborne monkeypox transmission has been recognized for decades.


Honestly, I think the sexual transmission is a red herring put out by the health authorities to prevent panic.
 
2022-05-23 8:05:42 PM  

shortymac: backhand.slap.of.reason: Oh please, everyone that sat in the vicinity of an airline passenger with Bidenpox got it. I'm sure sexual contact doesn't help, but airborne monkeypox transmission has been recognized for decades.

Honestly, I think the sexual transmission is a red herring put out by the health authorities to prevent panic.


You might be onto something there. When they discovered the first case that arrived in Australia the authorities immediately went contact tracing those on the same airline flight. So unless everyone on that flight was going for a mile high group thing, we can assume just sitting near a monkeypox carrier is problematic.

Why do they want people to not panic? We tried that with the last pandemic and not only did people not panic they did not wear masks, and they did not accept vaccines. Maybe a little panic is appropriate at times.
 
2022-05-23 8:32:16 PM  

Nidiot: shortymac: backhand.slap.of.reason: Oh please, everyone that sat in the vicinity of an airline passenger with Bidenpox got it. I'm sure sexual contact doesn't help, but airborne monkeypox transmission has been recognized for decades.

Honestly, I think the sexual transmission is a red herring put out by the health authorities to prevent panic.

You might be onto something there. When they discovered the first case that arrived in Australia the authorities immediately went contact tracing those on the same airline flight. So unless everyone on that flight was going for a mile high group thing, we can assume just sitting near a monkeypox carrier is problematic.

Why do they want people to not panic? We tried that with the last pandemic and not only did people not panic they did not wear masks, and they did not accept vaccines. Maybe a little panic is appropriate at times.


Bc the elite need to stock up on their TP, paper towels, food, booze, etc first.

Jokes on them, I've been stockpiling TP since March 2020!
 
2022-05-23 9:54:56 PM  

shortymac: Nidiot: shortymac: backhand.slap.of.reason: Oh please, everyone that sat in the vicinity of an airline passenger with Bidenpox got it. I'm sure sexual contact doesn't help, but airborne monkeypox transmission has been recognized for decades.

Honestly, I think the sexual transmission is a red herring put out by the health authorities to prevent panic.

You might be onto something there. When they discovered the first case that arrived in Australia the authorities immediately went contact tracing those on the same airline flight. So unless everyone on that flight was going for a mile high group thing, we can assume just sitting near a monkeypox carrier is problematic.

Why do they want people to not panic? We tried that with the last pandemic and not only did people not panic they did not wear masks, and they did not accept vaccines. Maybe a little panic is appropriate at times.

Bc the elite need to stock up on their TP, paper towels, food, booze, etc first.

Jokes on them, I've been stockpiling TP since March 2020!


Everyone should stockpile all the things!

All the time.

That way we are ready to panic at a moment's notice.
 
2022-05-23 10:18:41 PM  
Don't worry, I think we've got our man...er, minkey!

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2022-05-24 9:56:34 AM  

Space Station Wagon: dennysgod: With these findings I can't wait for the first high-profile "family values" Republican gets the Monkey Pox

Rural republicans went fighting against LGTBQ+ always say "it's a slippery slope to marrying animals". Urban liberals are like "it's not that slippery of a slope, literally no interest in that".
So really the rural repugs are admitting they love banging animals.


LGBTQ-E-I-E-I-O ?

Already gave us a few pleasant diseases.  HIV comes t mind.
 
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