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1173 clicks; posted to Business » on 23 May 2022 at 9:38 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-23 9:44:56 AM  
Prepare for Muskmen to explain the joke to you.
 
2022-05-23 9:50:39 AM  
Why does Musk always look like he was just kicked out of cartoon butler convention for being too drunk lol?

"Take your coat, sir? Lord Fauntleroy will be down directly."
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2022-05-23 9:59:46 AM  
Is this the thread where we give a man we claim to hate unlimited attention?
 
2022-05-23 10:01:51 AM  

AsparagusFTW: Is this the thread where we give a man we claim to hate unlimited attention?


Hating people feels good but doesn't mean you actually like them.
 
2022-05-23 10:30:38 AM  
He added: "But I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me 'exposed' - describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, ...) that isn't known by the public. She won't be able to do so, because it never happened."

We could call Amber Heard, and for a price, she'll remember. 
 
2022-05-23 10:31:32 AM  
I looked at that, thought that the flight attendant was a long-haired guy, and thought, Oh this just gets weirder.
 
2022-05-23 10:34:01 AM  
He added: "But I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me 'exposed' - describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, ...) that isn't known by the public. She won't be able to do so, because it never happened."

The Muskael Jackson challenge.
 
2022-05-23 10:36:56 AM  
We were wondering if there could be a bigger clown than The Orange Fool?

/ Here's your answer
 
2022-05-23 10:46:50 AM  
Eric Cartman gets Tourette Syndrome "my cousin and I touched wieners" South Park
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2022-05-23 10:51:44 AM  

AsparagusFTW: Is this the thread where we give a man we claim to hate unlimited attention?


Is the irony of you coming into this thread, and making that comment, lost on you?
I hope not, because it's pretty funny.
As irony goes, anyway.
 
2022-05-23 12:09:22 PM  
Look, victim blaming and defending this poopstain are equally abhorrent, but...

"During an in-flight massage"?

You're a (presumably) lovely young woman seeking gainful employment, and you encounter a job that involves giving in-flight private jet massages to a creepy billionaire, and think "sounds legit"?

Private jet in-flight masseuse for billionaire doesn't set off any alarm bells in your head? Like, "I'm sure there's nothing untoward about this at all"? "He probably just has a sore back"?
 
2022-05-23 12:19:29 PM  

Schlubbe: Look, victim blaming and defending this poopstain are equally abhorrent, but...

"During an in-flight massage"?

You're a (presumably) lovely young woman seeking gainful employment, and you encounter a job that involves giving in-flight private jet massages to a creepy billionaire, and think "sounds legit"?

Private jet in-flight masseuse for billionaire doesn't set off any alarm bells in your head? Like, "I'm sure there's nothing untoward about this at all"? "He probably just has a sore back"?


Why not? If he wanted a hooker there's nothing stopping him from purchasing one. He hired a masseuse and got shut down so hard he tried to bribe her with a horse.
 
2022-05-23 1:21:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Schlubbe: Look, victim blaming and defending this poopstain are equally abhorrent, but...

"During an in-flight massage"?

You're a (presumably) lovely young woman seeking gainful employment, and you encounter a job that involves giving in-flight private jet massages to a creepy billionaire, and think "sounds legit"?

Private jet in-flight masseuse for billionaire doesn't set off any alarm bells in your head? Like, "I'm sure there's nothing untoward about this at all"? "He probably just has a sore back"?

Why not? If he wanted a hooker there's nothing stopping him from purchasing one. He hired a masseuse and got shut down so hard he tried to bribe her with a horse.


You'd think she would have appreciated the opportunity for a college education.
 
2022-05-23 1:34:35 PM  

Schlubbe: Look, victim blaming and defending this poopstain are equally abhorrent, but...


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2022-05-23 2:40:09 PM  

jso2897: AsparagusFTW: Is this the thread where we give a man we claim to hate unlimited attention?

Is the irony of you coming into this thread, and making that comment, lost on you?
I hope not, because it's pretty funny.
As irony goes, anyway.


and it is truly ironic, unlike the Sheryl Crow, "Ironic" song where things are just unfortunate.
 
2022-05-23 2:56:46 PM  
I'm so, SO sick of hearing about this asshole.
 
2022-05-23 4:28:33 PM  
What about his girlfriend?

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2022-05-23 10:14:42 PM  

Muta: jso2897: AsparagusFTW: Is this the thread where we give a man we claim to hate unlimited attention?

Is the irony of you coming into this thread, and making that comment, lost on you?
I hope not, because it's pretty funny.
As irony goes, anyway.

and it is truly ironic, unlike the Sheryl Crow, "Ironic" song where things are just unfortunate.


That was Blondie.
 
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