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2022-05-23 9:54:54 AM  
Hawt.
 
2022-05-23 9:56:10 AM  
From one turd to another.
 
2022-05-23 9:58:43 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.


You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?
 
2022-05-23 10:00:42 AM  

stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


I live in Florida.  My perception of white trash is extremelyskewed.
 
2022-05-23 10:00:50 AM  
her her her her her
 
2022-05-23 10:08:11 AM  

stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


bold of you to assume that i care
 
2022-05-23 10:09:55 AM  
Dumb teenager playing star?
 
2022-05-23 10:19:45 AM  
So for Monday's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the host called Lawrence, who also happens to be her neighbor, while she was - where else? - on the toilet. The segment, released to media outlets Sunday, was an audio interview, and not video (for obvious reasons), so we'll have to take their word for it that Lawrence was indeed in the bathroom. (Coincidentally, the two are now neighbors, with Lawrence living in a house once owned by DeGeneres, who moved to the house next door.)

So, do you think they're neighbors?
 
2022-05-23 10:20:46 AM  

stevesporn2000: You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


Coming from a sheep-humping Scot, I'll take that with a grain of salt.
 
2022-05-23 10:26:03 AM  
That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.
 
2022-05-23 10:31:12 AM  

Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.


My dad kept a basket of porn to look at/read. I have always been a real big reader, so I actually read stuff in Hustler, Penthouse, High Society, Oui, etc. sitting on the shiatter.
 
2022-05-23 10:31:19 AM  

stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


white trash chicks are really hot and do anything girls that you really don't want to get too serious with.
 
2022-05-23 10:42:32 AM  

Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.


sighzip.jpg
 
2022-05-23 10:47:14 AM  

You Are All Sheep: stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?

white trash chicks are really hot and do anything girls that you really don't want to get too serious with.


low standards + loose morals = win
 
2022-05-23 10:48:25 AM  
So the answer as always is ... butt stuff
 
2022-05-23 11:00:42 AM  
"asking her questions to her"?
 
2022-05-23 11:06:39 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: "asking her questions to her"?


English is hard. American is harder.
 
2022-05-23 11:12:57 AM  
Jennifer Lawrence beefs!
 
2022-05-23 11:13:21 AM  
She is farking hilarious, authentic comedic talent, that one, makes it look effortless.  The snark is strong with her generation, we Xers are all quite proud of them.
 
2022-05-23 11:19:51 AM  

Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.


How do you poop in goalie pads?
 
2022-05-23 11:25:27 AM  

Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.


I prefer to picture that outfit from the dance scene in _Silver Linings Playbook_.
 
2022-05-23 11:30:35 AM  

deadsanta: She is farking hilarious, authentic comedic talent, that one, makes it look effortless.  The snark is strong with her generation, we Xers are all quite proud of them.


she was great in Winter's Bone. one of the few "actresses" that doesn't just play the same character in every farking role.
 
2022-05-23 11:33:10 AM  

stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


i grew up around white trash.  nothing i've ever seen her do in real life remotely resembles anything i ever saw those morons do.
 
2022-05-23 11:38:52 AM  

stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


Oh, right, like you get out of the shower just to take a shiat.
 
2022-05-23 11:41:05 AM  

Mikey1969: So for Monday's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the host called Lawrence, who also happens to be her neighbor, while she was - where else? - on the toilet. The segment, released to media outlets Sunday, was an audio interview, and not video (for obvious reasons), so we'll have to take their word for it that Lawrence was indeed in the bathroom. (Coincidentally, the two are now neighbors, with Lawrence living in a house once owned by DeGeneres, who moved to the house next door.)

So, do you think they're neighbors?


We might need to get Ric Romero to investigate.
 
2022-05-23 11:46:28 AM  

Shryke: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

How do you poop in goalie pads?


How do you think goalies came up with the "butterfly" form of tending goal.
 
2022-05-23 11:53:55 AM  

johnphantom: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

My dad kept a basket of porn to look at/read. I have always been a real big reader, so I actually read stuff in Hustler, Penthouse, High Society, Oui, etc. sitting on the shiatter.


So do you shiat in your bed?
 
2022-05-23 11:58:31 AM  
And here's the interview most 13-17 year olds imagine Jennifer Lawrence doing.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-23 11:59:31 AM  
She must have a Fark account
 
2022-05-23 12:02:38 PM  

Slypork: johnphantom: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

My dad kept a basket of porn to look at/read. I have always been a real big reader, so I actually read stuff in Hustler, Penthouse, High Society, Oui, etc. sitting on the shiatter.

So do you shiat in your bed?


I think it is a whole lot weirder to talk to imaginary celebrities like you're in an interview while shiatting.
 
2022-05-23 12:07:04 PM  

stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


You're saying I have a chance?
 
2022-05-23 12:19:35 PM  

Shryke: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

How do you poop in goalie pads?


The same way you poop in a toilet
 
2022-05-23 12:22:15 PM  

Shryke: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

How do you poop in goalie pads?


Why can't you just try it for yourself?
 
2022-05-23 12:27:27 PM  

johnphantom: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

My dad kept a basket of porn to look at/read. I have always been a real big reader, so I actually read stuff in Hustler, Penthouse, High Society, Oui, etc. sitting on the shiatter.


Are you truly saying you only looked at Playboy for the articles?

/it once had very good writing
 
2022-05-23 12:37:06 PM  
Anyone ask her if she's a Harvey pen pal while he's in prison?
 
2022-05-23 12:39:06 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: johnphantom: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

My dad kept a basket of porn to look at/read. I have always been a real big reader, so I actually read stuff in Hustler, Penthouse, High Society, Oui, etc. sitting on the shiatter.

Are you truly saying you only looked at Playboy for the articles?

/it once had very good writing


My dad rarely got Playboy. He would buy a random magazine about once a week, I'd say 5% of my time was spent looking at the girls when he first got it (and other short term borrowed reasons later on), but 95% of my time with them was reading while sitting on the shiatter. If it is worth anything, he actually had a subscription to Scientific American and I tried to read, that I did get some concepts from that magazine even at a young age. Rolling Stone too, but that wasn't as often.
 
2022-05-23 1:17:35 PM  

covfefe: Shryke: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

How do you poop in goalie pads?

Why can't you just try it for yourself?


Do you know how much those things cost? And I'm going to promptly shiat all over them?
 
2022-05-23 1:22:19 PM  

dennysgod: She must have a Fark account


I think so.

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2022-05-23 1:25:22 PM  

johnphantom: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

My dad kept a basket of porn to look at/read. I have always been a real big reader, so I actually read stuff in Hustler, Penthouse, High Society, Oui, etc. sitting on the shiatter.


Hell, I'm enough of a reader that if there's nothing else, I'll read the label on the shampoo...
 
2022-05-23 1:27:05 PM  
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2022-05-23 3:46:12 PM  

Shryke: covfefe: Shryke: Mikey1969: That's funny, I like to imagine that Jennifer Lawrence is doing my taxes while dressed in nothing but a set of goalie pads when I go #2.

How do you poop in goalie pads?

Why can't you just try it for yourself?

Do you know how much those things cost? And I'm going to promptly shiat all over them?


eh, do what mathematicians do.

get a pencil and work it out
 
2022-05-23 4:18:53 PM  

stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-23 5:30:30 PM  
She's never come off as particularly intelligent
 
2022-05-23 11:16:51 PM  
I got a headache reading subby's post.
 
2022-05-24 12:56:13 AM  

Lumbar Puncture: stevesporn2000: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Hawt.

You have not figured out yet that Jennifer Lawrence is white trash?

You're saying I have a chance?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-24 8:53:56 AM  

elvindeath: And here's the interview most 13-17 year olds imagine Jennifer Lawrence doing.


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I think Jennifer is probably too old, has given birth and has sharp knees for your average 13-17 year old so they're probably dreaming of someone else these days.
 
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