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2022-05-23 12:32:29 AM  
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2022-05-23 6:04:15 AM  
She seems nice. 😍🥰
 
2022-05-23 6:12:08 AM  
"You people want to murder a baby after it's born. "

Perhaps you should learn what abortion is before you try to legislate about it.
 
2022-05-23 6:17:38 AM  
how tedious
 
2022-05-23 7:20:22 AM  
Anybody got the link to her onlyfans page?

Asking for a friend.
 
2022-05-23 7:20:42 AM  
Conservatives are tiresome.
 
2022-05-23 7:21:44 AM  

KingPorter: Anybody got the link to her onlyfans page?

Asking for a friend.


Check ExploreTalent first.
 
2022-05-23 7:21:46 AM  

EvilEgg: "You people want to murder a baby after it's born. "

Perhaps you should learn what abortion is before you try to legislate about it.


They've never cared what anything means, they're not going to start now.
 
2022-05-23 7:27:32 AM  
So she's up against AOC?  Pffft.
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2022-05-23 7:29:27 AM  
... while *driving*?   ( ~_•)
 
2022-05-23 7:32:27 AM  
Heh ... good luck.

Who the fark in Astoria votes Republican anyways?
 
2022-05-23 7:33:03 AM  

KingPorter: Anybody got the link to her onlyfans page?

Asking for a friend.


She seems like the type that fell for the casting couch. She didn't even realize there was no job!
 
2022-05-23 7:33:36 AM  
I expected that to cut off with her rear ending someone on the LIE then grabbing a tire iron while screeching off camera, "WHAT THE fark DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?!"
 
2022-05-23 7:33:46 AM  
Internet tough girl
 
2022-05-23 7:34:45 AM  

Ragin' Asian: I expected that to cut off with her rear ending someone on the LIE then grabbing a tire iron while screeching off camera, "WHAT THE fark DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?!"


Now that I think about it, she's probably on the GCP.
 
2022-05-23 7:36:06 AM  
What is it with right-wingers using their cars as recording studios? Are their homes just squalid dumps filled with screaming brats and ill-behaved animals?
 
2022-05-23 7:36:10 AM  
I think we have the next great recurring SNL sketch.
 
2022-05-23 7:36:56 AM  
Do all of the US far right live in their cars or something?
 
2022-05-23 7:37:29 AM  

EvilEgg: "You people want to murder a baby after it's born. "

Perhaps you should learn what abortion is before you try to legislate about it.


Especially since she's pro-gun, which is the actual thing that murders babies after they are born.
 
2022-05-23 7:43:14 AM  

Unright: EvilEgg: "You people want to murder a baby after it's born. "

Perhaps you should learn what abortion is before you try to legislate about it.

Especially since she's pro-gun, which is the actual thing that murders babies after they are born.


That makes me think, we talk a lot about when babyhood starts, but never when it ends.  Is it still a baby after one year? Two?
 
2022-05-23 7:43:25 AM  

EvilEgg: "You people want to murder a baby after it's born. "

Perhaps you should learn what abortion is before you try to legislate about it.


oh, she did learn about it from a reliable source:

...Trump said in a disapproving tone. "The baby is born, the mother meets with the doctor, they take care of the baby, they wrap the baby beautifully, and then the doctor and the mother determine whether or not they will execute the baby." Trump then put on an incredulous tone. "You hear late term, but this is where the baby is born, it's there, it's wrapped, that's it," Trump said as he made a guillotine motion with his hand, as if he were implying that the baby's head would be sliced off.

/beautifully wrapped
//then guillotine
 
2022-05-23 7:43:46 AM  

Parthenogenetic: ... while *driving*?   ( ~_•)


They drive in circles or parking lots, because from what I've seen of these car "rant" videos.
These assholes can't drive for shiat.
 
2022-05-23 7:46:47 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What is it with right-wingers using their cars as recording studios? Are their homes just squalid dumps filled with screaming brats and ill-behaved animals?


Yes?
 
2022-05-23 7:46:55 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Ragin' Asian: I expected that to cut off with her rear ending someone on the LIE then grabbing a tire iron while screeching off camera, "WHAT THE fark DID YOU DO TO MY CAR?!"

Now that I think about it, she's probably on the GCP.


I 95 in Westchester, there was an exit sign for Rye.
 
2022-05-23 7:47:11 AM  

Flushing It All Away: Heh ... good luck.

Who the fark in Astoria votes Republican anyways?


That's my old neighborhood (we moved across town the year before AOC got elected there). Its Cook rating is something like D+28. AOC has a job for life as long as she wants it and keeps putting in the work.
 
2022-05-23 7:47:15 AM  
This is what conservatives think AOC is like.
 
2022-05-23 7:48:59 AM  
"Zomg!! How can THOSE PEOPLE have freedom of speech too?!? It's just not fair!!"
 
2022-05-23 7:49:39 AM  
I bet she has several pairs of medical socks.

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2022-05-23 7:51:10 AM  
But how am I supposed to explain your language to my child?!
 
2022-05-23 7:51:15 AM  
When did vlogging while driving become acceptable?
 
2022-05-23 7:51:17 AM  

buster_v: This is what conservatives think AOC is like.


You mean that wasn't AOC?!
 
2022-05-23 7:52:37 AM  
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2022-05-23 7:52:42 AM  

stuhayes2010: When did vlogging while driving become acceptable?


These are important people. They have meetings. And schedules. And such as.
 
2022-05-23 7:53:21 AM  

KingPorter: Anybody got the link to her onlyfans page?

Asking for a friend.


An ExploreTalent page is more likely.
 
2022-05-23 7:54:05 AM  

Flushing It All Away: Heh ... good luck.

Who the fark in Astoria votes Republican anyways?


I had the weirdest conversation with an elderly El Salvadoran immigrant who'd been here for 45 years on Saturday.

Of course his English was pretty accented and broken, so it took me a few minutes to realize he was pulling a 'yay there's a white person to complain about black people to.' He brought up Buffalo and at first I thought he was asking me if I was casing the neighborhood, but then I realized he was telling me he didn't want to shoot everyone.

Worst place to poop ever, Fedo. Thanks a lot. I told him most people in the neighborhood are fine, and he should get a door camera to see who keeps hitting his front door so he can talk to them instead of hating every child in a one mile radius.
 
2022-05-23 7:55:12 AM  
The worst part is....she is guaranteed to move to Florida once she loses the election.  It's inevitable she'll be driving 95mph across Alligator Alley and screaming into her phone about communists in New York, illegal aliens and replacement theory.
 
2022-05-23 7:55:19 AM  
Was that an audition tape for the Sopranos?
 
2022-05-23 7:56:35 AM  
Wait, so is this "locker room talk", or is it time to clutch pearls because "muh civility"?

// on the one hand, she is a New Yorker
// on the other, she is a Republican
// on the gripping hand, she is a she, and the womenfolk need to keep themselves pure for The Great Replacening
// is it weird that conservatives seem to project the Madonna/whore complex onto political candidates too? they're all either "good Christians" or more-volume-than-brains weirdos like Carone?
 
2022-05-23 7:57:52 AM  
Using her phone while driving.  Loses the Highway Safety vote, but wins the TikTokers.
 
2022-05-23 7:59:00 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What is it with right-wingers using their cars as recording studios? Are their homes just squalid dumps filled with screaming brats and ill-behaved animals?


Republicans are narcissistic idiots oblivious to the danger of a pose to others around them. Why wouldn't they record video rants while driving?
 
2022-05-23 7:59:31 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: What is it with right-wingers using their cars as recording studios? Are their homes just squalid dumps filled with screaming brats and ill-behaved animals?


And/or they can't stand the quiet time and have to do something to keep the demons of self doubt, reflection and introspection at bay.

You can't admit you're a failure when you're busy blaming the libs
 
2022-05-23 8:01:16 AM  
I don't care about your language, just keep your farking eyes on the road, lady.
 
2022-05-23 8:01:44 AM  

EvilEgg: Unright: EvilEgg: "You people want to murder a baby after it's born. "

Perhaps you should learn what abortion is before you try to legislate about it.

Especially since she's pro-gun, which is the actual thing that murders babies after they are born.

That makes me think, we talk a lot about when babyhood starts, but never when it ends.  Is it still a baby after one year? Two?


I used to say when they start walking( not just a few steps but walking instead of crawling) they transition from baby to kid
But that's just my personal definition
 
2022-05-23 8:04:09 AM  

dericwater: KingPorter: Anybody got the link to her onlyfans page?

Asking for a friend.

Check ExploreTalent first.


This her?

https://www.exploretalent.com/christinaforte3
 
2022-05-23 8:04:17 AM  

Graffito: Was that an audition tape for the Sopranos?


my thoughts exact. Maybe she was trying to be Janice.
 
2022-05-23 8:07:12 AM  
 
2022-05-23 8:07:19 AM  
"You people want to murder a baby after it's born. "

Why would we need to? You all have taken their healthcare, school lunches, education, housing, etc. we just let nature take its course after you did the rest.
 
2022-05-23 8:07:43 AM  
She's haggard.
 
2022-05-23 8:07:53 AM  
LI trash or SI trash?
 
2022-05-23 8:08:17 AM  
The Republicans are now a magnet for the worst, most awful people in the country.
 
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