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2022-05-22 8:08:08 PM  
If you're a Wisconsinite, yes you do.

*happily pulls all kinds of shiat on my own people*
 
2022-05-22 8:11:17 PM  
There is a reason why you don't put up bird feeders in bear country.
 
2022-05-22 8:13:02 PM  
The man was able to grab a firearm and kill the animal.

This country.

SMH
 
2022-05-22 8:13:28 PM  
Busted window, wrecked house, both injured, and a dead bear in the kitchen. But they did save some of that bird seed.
 
2022-05-22 8:16:10 PM  

Spectrum: Busted window, wrecked house, both injured, and a dead bear in the kitchen. But they did save some of that bird seed.


Probably a few medical bills as well.
 
2022-05-22 8:23:21 PM  
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2022-05-22 8:23:32 PM  

Spectrum: Busted window, wrecked house, both injured, and a dead bear in the kitchen. But they did save some of that bird seed.


Eh, I've been to parties that ended worse.

/roommate's crazy ex put laxatives in all the food and drinks
 
2022-05-22 8:26:08 PM  
The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.
 
2022-05-22 8:26:12 PM  

sinner4ever: There is a reason why you don't put up bird feeders in bear country.


You also do not use cracked corn in your feeders if you have a lot of deer.
 
2022-05-22 8:28:29 PM  
Given it's Wisconsin, it had to be a black bear.  So, if they hadn't of been yelling slurs at it, it wouldn't have attacked.  Check your racist bear abuse, cheeseheads.
 
2022-05-22 8:32:03 PM  

cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.


Don't forget we also elected Tammy Baldwin, Russ Feingold, Bill Proxmire (with his Golden Fleece awards), and Gaylord Nelson (one of the founders of Earth Day).

Wisconsin is a purple state and can be very schizophrenic in our elections. Most of all, we don't like change and tend to vote for the incumbent no matter how bad (one of the exceptions is when we voted out Feingold and installed Johnson).
 
2022-05-22 8:34:43 PM  
It sounds like the wife was busy stabbing the bear with a kitchen knife, putting up a good fight, while the husband ran and got the handgun to finish-off the bear.

/...he should have let HER finish-off that bear
 
2022-05-22 8:34:50 PM  

cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.


we're literally the state that brought massive amounts of progress to the nation for a century, that you directly benefit from, but ok.

/not to mention the modern environmental movement
//we fully own our clarke/mccarthy fail. no excuses.
///note how walker/johnson/ryan got elected due to the moneyed industrial interests that dems sidled up with. ope.
 
2022-05-22 8:35:20 PM  
I learned that lesson in '96 when I dated one who was a bartender at a place called Wet Willy's.

I thought Missouri partying was enough. It was not.
 
2022-05-22 8:35:38 PM  
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2022-05-22 8:36:33 PM  

catmandu: cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.

Don't forget we also elected Tammy Baldwin, Russ Feingold, Bill Proxmire (with his Golden Fleece awards), and Gaylord Nelson (one of the founders of Earth Day).

Wisconsin is a purple state and can be very schizophrenic in our elections. Most of all, we don't like change and tend to vote for the incumbent no matter how bad (one of the exceptions is when we voted out Feingold and installed Johnson).


cefm probably lives in a 'blue state' that keeps nominating right-wingers in their primaries, then shriek VBNMW
 
2022-05-22 8:37:17 PM  
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2022-05-22 8:38:38 PM  
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2022-05-22 8:40:18 PM  
So, gun people.

Rather than kill the bear. Would a warning shot send it running
 
2022-05-22 8:40:40 PM  
They probably yelled at the bear and got him angry. You should be polite and ask nicely:

B.C. man politely asks bears to leave his backyard
Youtube rmr8gZIRcTE
 
2022-05-22 8:45:06 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Spectrum: Busted window, wrecked house, both injured, and a dead bear in the kitchen. But they did save some of that bird seed.

Probably a few medical bills as well.


Another bear might take care of that
 
2022-05-22 8:45:51 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The man was able to grab a firearm and kill the animal.

This country.

SMH


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2022-05-22 8:46:22 PM  
Guess we know what they'll be grilling up for Memorial Day weekend.
 
2022-05-22 8:46:42 PM  
They killed a Chicago Bears fan?  Holy shiat!
 
2022-05-22 8:50:14 PM  
Damn straight subby.
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2022-05-22 8:53:06 PM  

gameshowhost: cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.

we're literally the state that brought massive amounts of progress to the nation for a century, that you directly benefit from, but ok.

/not to mention the modern environmental movement
//we fully own our clarke/mccarthy fail. no excuses.
///note how walker/johnson/ryan got elected due to the moneyed industrial interests that dems sidled up with. ope.


True, but I'm going with one of the above posters, saying the voters are schizophrenic. They traded Feingold for Johnson. They recalled Walker, and then turned around and re-elected him. I have faith that the people can recover when they realize that anyone waving money around doesn't have their best interests at heart. Have I mentioned Foxconn? Baldwin and Evers are a good start. Keep going, and work on the state legislature hard. I live next door and we need to be islands of sanity in the Midwest.
 
2022-05-22 8:53:29 PM  

catmandu: cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.

Don't forget we also elected Tammy Baldwin, Russ Feingold, Bill Proxmire (with his Golden Fleece awards), and Gaylord Nelson (one of the founders of Earth Day).

Wisconsin is a purple state and can be very schizophrenic in our elections. Most of all, we don't like change and tend to vote for the incumbent no matter how bad (one of the exceptions is when we voted out Feingold and installed Johnson).


Fighting Bob LaFollete, the creation of unemployment insurance, good beer, better brats, fried walleye and lake perch, cheese curds, EAA, and more... you're all welcome.
 
2022-05-22 8:54:56 PM  
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"He should thank his stars he didn't get my foot in his ass."
 
2022-05-22 8:56:42 PM  
...so they did come for the hunting?
 
2022-05-22 8:57:35 PM  
And they seem so mild-mannered....
 
2022-05-22 8:58:32 PM  

sinner4ever: There is a reason why you don't put up bird feeders in bear country.


Exactly, and most likely a grizzly who attacked only because it saw them as a threat and didn't know what a sliding glass door was

If they'd just let the bear have its way with the bird feeder and simply bought a new one, or better yet just learned their lesson and found another way to enjoy birds without setting out bear bait, the bear would still be alive
 
2022-05-22 8:59:19 PM  

Gubbo: So, gun people.

Rather than kill the bear. Would a warning shot send it running


None of the fark gun nuts have ever left their mom's basements. How could they answer that question?
 
2022-05-22 9:00:29 PM  

chitownmike: KungFuJunkie: Spectrum: Busted window, wrecked house, both injured, and a dead bear in the kitchen. But they did save some of that bird seed.

Probably a few medical bills as well.

Another bear might take care of that


As they do.
 
2022-05-22 9:04:31 PM  
Bear picked the wrong house...

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2022-05-22 9:07:08 PM  

Gubbo: So, gun people.

Rather than kill the bear. Would a warning shot send it running


If it was in the house a warning shot would probably have sent  it running in a panic through the house. Besides  the bear was in the house so where exactly would you propose firing off a warning shot inside the house? Just aim it at a wall or some spot  in the ceiling?
 
2022-05-22 9:11:57 PM  

maybeyoushould: Spectrum: Busted window, wrecked house, both injured, and a dead bear in the kitchen. But they did save some of that bird seed.

Eh, I've been to parties that ended worse.

/roommate's crazy ex put laxatives in all the food and drinks


Did she clog up the toilet too?
 
2022-05-22 9:18:06 PM  
"The couple told authorities that the bear charged through a window after they yelled at it to go away. Both the husband and wife were injured before they were able to stab the bear with a kitchen knife."

They sound French. Then again, this being Wisconsin, they might be German.
 
2022-05-22 9:36:01 PM  

Al Tsheimers: gameshowhost: cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.

we're literally the state that brought massive amounts of progress to the nation for a century, that you directly benefit from, but ok.

/not to mention the modern environmental movement
//we fully own our clarke/mccarthy fail. no excuses.
///note how walker/johnson/ryan got elected due to the moneyed industrial interests that dems sidled up with. ope.

True, but I'm going with one of the above posters, saying the voters are schizophrenic. They traded Feingold for Johnson. They recalled Walker, and then turned around and re-elected him. I have faith that the people can recover when they realize that anyone waving money around doesn't have their best interests at heart. Have I mentioned Foxconn? Baldwin and Evers are a good start. Keep going, and work on the state legislature hard. I live next door and we need to be islands of sanity in the Midwest.


Again, same moneyed interests that got him elected the first time also dumped $$$ into the anti-recall media blitz, and again with the media blitz when (very nice human being, but completely boring otherwise Trek CEO) Mary Burke got shoved to the front of the line, despite there being a few REALLY good progressive WI state reps who kept getting shoved to the back of the line instead of being continually developed from within the party.

Yeah, Foxconn. Another unstoppable failforce that $$$ managed to keep afloat. There were endless op-eds in newspapers slamming the deal, but the media landscape was tv-bombarded with said outside $$$. Kochs essentially bought a few hundred thousand votes just by dumping their limitless cash into our media.

/this was koch bros central. no other state had been battered w/ outside $ like wi did for a full decade.
//baldwin is a... good start? do you know how long she's been in public service?
 
2022-05-22 9:44:39 PM  
BTW anyone remember which state gave us the political equivalent of Gozer the Destructor, who completely fouled up this nation from top to bottom? The state that keeps insisting it's the superduper most progressive state ever?

Anyone? Here's a pic of the guy:

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huh

/and that embodiment of governance and public service, richard nixon
 
2022-05-22 9:48:52 PM  
Did they open the window basically signaling to the bear there's more and tastier food in the home? The kids stayed asleep despite a bear ceasing into their living room?

Just leave the damned bear alone.
 
2022-05-22 9:52:35 PM  
If you shoot a bear, drag him inside?
 
2022-05-22 9:53:49 PM  
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2022-05-22 9:56:08 PM  

The_Sponge: They killed a Chicago Bears fan?  Holy shiat!


Virgina McKasky kills a thousand Bears Fans an hour to remain alive and keep the Astronomican lit.
 
2022-05-22 9:57:11 PM  

gameshowhost: cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.

we're literally the state that brought massive amounts of progress to the nation for a century, that you directly benefit from, but ok.

/not to mention the modern environmental movement
//we fully own our clarke/mccarthy fail. no excuses.
///note how walker/johnson/ryan got elected due to the moneyed industrial interests that dems sidled up with. ope.


gameshowhost: catmandu: cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.

Don't forget we also elected Tammy Baldwin, Russ Feingold, Bill Proxmire (with his Golden Fleece awards), and Gaylord Nelson (one of the founders of Earth Day).

Wisconsin is a purple state and can be very schizophrenic in our elections. Most of all, we don't like change and tend to vote for the incumbent no matter how bad (one of the exceptions is when we voted out Feingold and installed Johnson).

cefm probably lives in a 'blue state' that keeps nominating right-wingers in their primaries, then shriek VBNMW


gameshowhost: Al Tsheimers: gameshowhost: cefm: The same pathetic dipshiats who elected Scott Walker, Ron Johnson, Paul Ryan, David Clarke (oh and for good measure Joe McCarthy)?  Nah, you mess with those pathetic losers all day every day.

we're literally the state that brought massive amounts of progress to the nation for a century, that you directly benefit from, but ok.

/not to mention the modern environmental movement
//we fully own our clarke/mccarthy fail. no excuses.
///note how walker/johnson/ryan got elected due to the moneyed industrial interests that dems sidled up with. ope.

True, but I'm going with one of the above posters, saying the voters are schizophrenic. They traded Feingold for Johnson. They recalled Walker, and then turned around and re-elected him. I have faith that the people can recover when they realize that anyone waving money around doesn't have their best interests at heart. Have I mentioned Foxconn? Baldwin and Evers are a good start. Keep going, and work on the state legislature hard. I live next door and we need to be islands of sanity in the Midwest.

Again, same moneyed interests that got him elected the first time also dumped $$$ into the anti-recall media blitz, and again with the media blitz when (very nice human being, but completely boring otherwise Trek CEO) Mary Burke got shoved to the front of the line, despite there being a few REALLY good progressive WI state reps who kept getting shoved to the back of the line instead of being continually developed from within the party.

Yeah, Foxconn. Another unstoppable failforce that $$$ managed to keep afloat. There were endless op-eds in newspapers slamming the deal, but the media landscape was tv-bombarded with said outside $$$. Kochs essentially bought a few hundred thousand votes just by dumping their limitless cash into our media.

/this was koch bros central. no other state had been battered w/ outside $ like wi did for a full decade.
//baldwin is a... good start? do you know how long she' ...


gameshowhost: BTW anyone remember which state gave us the political equivalent of Gozer the Destructor, who completely fouled up this nation from top to bottom? The state that keeps insisting it's the superduper most progressive state ever?

Anyone? Here's a pic of the guy:

[Fark user image 474x266]

huh

/and that embodiment of governance and public service, richard nixon


https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/nov/07/virginia-new-jersey-white-working-class-critical-race-theory-democrats-republicans
 
2022-05-22 10:04:33 PM  
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2022-05-22 10:11:35 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: most likely a grizzly


There are no brown bears in Wisconsin.
 
2022-05-22 10:18:52 PM  
gameshowhost:
//baldwin is a... good start? do you know how long she' ...

I do. Since she was just out of college. But she's a Senator now. By good start, I meant they haven't been able to oust her with $$$.
 
2022-05-22 10:19:13 PM  
Did they attempt to talk down the bear before taking such extreme action?
Has anyone done a deep dive of their lives to determine if they have anti-bear postings on any social media?
Would the bear still be alive if they didn't invade and occupy its generational land?
Why didn't they lead the bear outside?
They should've let the bear maul them.  It was just following its environmental instincts and can't be blamed.

/some of ya'll sound like folks who go camping with bears
//and 'disappear into the nature that they loved
 
2022-05-22 10:26:43 PM  

mrmopar5287: The Exit Stencilist: most likely a grizzly

There are no brown bears in Wisconsin.


True, but they should still turn that bear into a chair:

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2022-05-22 10:44:11 PM  

gameshowhost: BTW anyone remember which state gave us the political equivalent of Gozer the Destructor, who completely fouled up this nation from top to bottom? The state that keeps insisting it's the superduper most progressive state ever?

Anyone? Here's a pic of the guy:

[Fark user image image 474x266]

huh

/and that embodiment of governance and public service, richard nixon


Ah Reagan.  The guy who brought about gun control to suppress those uppity Black Panthers and opened the border to flood California with illegal aliens to suppress those uppity American fruit pickers on strike.
 
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