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5365 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 May 2022 at 10:05 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-22 6:04:28 PM  
$7,000 for 1st degree murder, and she was hoping that the hired killer would:

1. Successfully kill her ex
2. Avoid detection, or
3. If unable to avoid detection, not tell the authorities that she hired him to kill the guy.

Even aside from the fact that the "hitman" is always a cop, she wasn't going to buy a lot of loyalty or competence for $7k.

Next time maybe try not shopping at Wal-Mart.
 
2022-05-22 7:09:38 PM  
Should have just spread a rumor he was a pedophile and got him killed for free.
 
2022-05-22 7:13:03 PM  
I heard he was a pedophile.
 
2022-05-22 8:19:59 PM  
A doctor couldn't figure out how to kill her ex-husband on the DL?

Ladies, why are you watching all these True Crime shows if you don't LEARN from them?
 
2022-05-22 10:24:34 PM  
I'm trying to figure out what gang sign she's flashing.  I'm guessing they have some sort of Fourth Floor Bada$$ biatche$ gang at her office.
 
2022-05-22 10:32:47 PM  
So...she's single and ready to mingle?
 
2022-05-22 10:42:12 PM  
It was that biatch Carol Baskin
 
2022-05-22 10:57:16 PM  
she looks like the "WAT?" meme lady.  just a couple decades younger.
 
2022-05-22 11:04:34 PM  
Just walk up, shoot your ex, then empty the mag into the air and walk away. The extra shots keep people's heads down, and no one is going to care about an extra person running away.

Its like you're not even a real American.
 
2022-05-22 11:12:36 PM  
Well if your husband isn't in the best of health, the first step is to find the most the most incompetent specialist to treat the diseases they're suffering from. Even better if they've been disciplined by the state licensing board! They'll be dead in no time.

Or just put them in the lowest Medicare rated nursing home. They'll rot for sure.

/don't do this please, just file for divorce like a grown ass person you jerk.
 
2022-05-22 11:14:34 PM  

mrparks: Just walk up, shoot your ex, then empty the mag into the air and walk away. The extra shots keep people's heads down, and no one is going to care about an extra person running away.

Its like you're not even a real American.


My boyfriend had a case the other day where the boyfriend/girlfriend were having a struggle over a gun, and the boyfriend unloaded the gun into the girlfriend... killing her.

Boyfriend was found not guilty, I shiat you not.
 
2022-05-22 11:15:26 PM  
I don't know what's worse: having your ex try to kill you, or having her be so @&#%ing cheap about it. Seriously, I'm not worth more to kill than the price of a high-end bicycle?!?
 
2022-05-22 11:19:46 PM  

hubiestubert: A doctor couldn't figure out how to kill her ex-husband on the DL?

Ladies, why are you watching all these True Crime shows if you don't LEARN from them?


Succs.
 
2022-05-22 11:25:17 PM  
I look forward to her sentencing.
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2022-05-22 11:33:13 PM  
She's a doctor. She should be able to afford a bit more.
 
2022-05-22 11:38:32 PM  

BigMax: Even aside from the fact that the "hitman" is always a cop, she wasn't going to buy a lot of loyalty or competence for $7k.

Next time maybe try not shopping at Wal-Mart.


If not a cop, they're just going to take your money and ghost. Who ya gonna complain to?
 
2022-05-22 11:43:24 PM  
She's 52, so I'm guessing her kids are in their mid to late teens. She will now not only lose custody, but most likely any chance at all of having a meaningful relationship with them. Not to mention she'll be on the hook for child support. Some states allow attachments to retirement accounts for that. Nice job, dumbass, he gets it all and you get nothing but box lunches for the next 10 years.
 
2022-05-23 12:00:44 AM  

Hey Nurse!: She's 52, so I'm guessing her kids are in their mid to late teens. She will now not only lose custody, but most likely any chance at all of having a meaningful relationship with them. Not to mention she'll be on the hook for child support. Some states allow attachments to retirement accounts for that. Nice job, dumbass, he gets it all and you get nothing but box lunches for the next 10 years.


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2022-05-23 12:24:15 AM  

cheap_thoughts: mrparks: Just walk up, shoot your ex, then empty the mag into the air and walk away. The extra shots keep people's heads down, and no one is going to care about an extra person running away.

Its like you're not even a real American.

My boyfriend had a case the other day where the boyfriend/girlfriend were having a struggle over a gun, and the boyfriend unloaded the gun into the girlfriend... killing her.

Boyfriend was found not guilty, I shiat you not.


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2022-05-23 1:15:24 AM  

hubiestubert: A doctor couldn't figure out how to kill her ex-husband on the DL?

Ladies, why are you watching all these True Crime shows if you don't LEARN from them?


so you know how you see people with bad fake tan?  well you also see ppl with good fake tan, you just don't realise.
 
2022-05-23 1:20:35 AM  
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2022-05-23 2:16:27 AM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: So...she's single and ready to mingle?


She's headed off to jail and lookin' for some tail.
She'll be in a cell block, and ready for the warden's cock.
 
2022-05-23 3:00:15 AM  
Won't someone please explain to people that if you can find a hitman who doesn't already work for your flourishing criminal empire, you're either dealing with a bumbling meth addict amateur, or the cops?
 
2022-05-23 3:52:09 AM  
MY mother-in-law (now deceased) plotted to kill me. No messy middle man though. She illegally bought life insurance policies in my name with HERSELF as the beneficiary! There was a double indemnity clause for "Death with dismemberment" At the time, I was a cycling commuter. All indications are she intended to take me out herself with her car. To this day I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted that she thought I was worth 250,000 dollars. Rather than go to the cops my ex-wife had her committed to a nursing home and sold her mom's car. I was a really nice son-in-law too! I even called her "mom!"
 
2022-05-23 6:03:19 AM  
I'm not giving the New York Compost a click today.
 
2022-05-23 8:42:27 AM  
She must have really hated him to have him killed a second time.
 
2022-05-24 2:49:05 AM  

Delawheredad: MY mother-in-law (now deceased) plotted to kill me. No messy middle man though. She illegally bought life insurance policies in my name with HERSELF as the beneficiary! There was a double indemnity clause for "Death with dismemberment" At the time, I was a cycling commuter. All indications are she intended to take me out herself with her car.


wait... what?!
 
2022-05-24 9:16:14 AM  

Delawheredad: MY mother-in-law (now deceased) plotted to kill me. No messy middle man though. She illegally bought life insurance policies in my name with HERSELF as the beneficiary! There was a double indemnity clause for "Death with dismemberment" At the time, I was a cycling commuter. All indications are she intended to take me out herself with her car. To this day I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted that she thought I was worth 250,000 dollars. Rather than go to the cops my ex-wife had her committed to a nursing home and sold her mom's car. I was a really nice son-in-law too! I even called her "mom!"


Did she attempt to kill you before you divorced her daughter? What ultimately led to the divorce? 🤔
 
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