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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   NASCAR heads back to Texas for the All-Star Race. The Open starts at 5:30 PM ET, and the main event with everyone's favorite driver on the pole starts at 8:00 ET, both on FS1   (jayski.com) divider line
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2022-05-22 5:26:51 PM  
Too rainy for lawn work today and I've already made pies, so not sure how I'm going to smite anyone today.
 
2022-05-22 5:28:15 PM  
They should go somewhere really different for the AS race. Bowman Grey or something...
 
2022-05-22 5:28:29 PM  
They should get one more commentator so they can put Malcolm in the middle.
 
2022-05-22 5:30:42 PM  
If you like stage breaks, folks, and I know you do... We've got like 20 for you tonight!
 
2022-05-22 5:32:39 PM  

downstairs: If you like stage breaks, folks, and I know you do... We've got like 20 for you tonight!


I'm already making plans for between the two races.
 
2022-05-22 5:33:40 PM  

downstairs: They should go somewhere really different for the AS race. Bowman Grey or something...


In a few years they can put it in North Wilkesboro, and they should

/Would also go to Bowman Grey.
 
2022-05-22 5:36:51 PM  
Texas is a really terrible track for short sprints. Really terrible.
 
2022-05-22 5:38:50 PM  
Mrs. F insisted I post a Malcolm in the Middle gif:

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2022-05-22 5:40:18 PM  

Fireproof: Mrs. F insisted I post a Malcolm in the Middle gif:

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I believe this is the perfect one for today.
 
2022-05-22 5:45:40 PM  
What are the qualifying rules nowadays? Everyone who wins an Open segment can go to the All-Star Race? Are there still other gimmicks like the fan vote?
 
2022-05-22 5:48:00 PM  

Fireproof: What are the qualifying rules nowadays? Everyone who wins an Open segment can go to the All-Star Race? Are there still other gimmicks like the fan vote?


Yep, each stage winner (3) and a fan vote for a 4th.
 
2022-05-22 5:49:06 PM  
No random historical fact?
 
2022-05-22 5:50:32 PM  

downstairs: Fireproof: What are the qualifying rules nowadays? Everyone who wins an Open segment can go to the All-Star Race? Are there still other gimmicks like the fan vote?

Yep, each stage winner (3) and a fan vote for a 4th.


Ah, thnx.
 
2022-05-22 5:51:32 PM  
People are switching TO Ram? Those poor fools!

/Parents switched from Ram after theirs broke down and sprayed caustic chemicals all over my mom's feet while she was driving.
 
2022-05-22 5:55:41 PM  
That was not a smiting I requested
 
2022-05-22 5:55:49 PM  

Fireproof: People are switching TO Ram? Those poor fools!

/Parents switched from Ram after theirs broke down and sprayed caustic chemicals all over my mom's feet while she was driving.


Yeah, that sounds like current-era Dodge.

"Who gives a f*ck about reliability?  We make Hellcats."
 
2022-05-22 5:57:17 PM  

Clutch2013: Fireproof: People are switching TO Ram? Those poor fools!

/Parents switched from Ram after theirs broke down and sprayed caustic chemicals all over my mom's feet while she was driving.

Yeah, that sounds like current-era Dodge.

"Who gives a f*ck about reliability?  We make Hellcats."


I think theirs was from 2004 or so (purchased about 2017 after their 1995 one finally reached its end), but yeah.
 
2022-05-22 5:57:53 PM  

QueenMamaBee: That was not a smiting I requested


Despite the lightning bolt on the hood, that apparently wasn't a smiting.
 
2022-05-22 5:58:11 PM  
Barely recognize the voice of Frankie Muniz at all.
 
2022-05-22 5:58:26 PM  

downstairs: Texas is a really terrible track for short sprints. Really terrible.


fixed it for you
 
2022-05-22 6:00:30 PM  

poconojoe: downstairs: Texas is a really terrible track for short sprints. Really terrible.

fixed it for you


The sad part is, if qualifying and some of these cars right now are any indication, they might be running faster here than at any other track.

No, I'm still not a fan of this new car.  Why do you ask?
 
2022-05-22 6:01:01 PM  
Just finished watching Dixon win the Indy 500 Pole, and now I'm here!
 
2022-05-22 6:08:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Just finished watching Dixon win the Indy 500 Pole, and now I'm here!


I may have had the idol out as HWSNBN was qualifying.
 
2022-05-22 6:08:31 PM  

poconojoe: downstairs: Texas is a really terrible track for short sprints. Really terrible.

fixed it for you


Edit accepted.
 
2022-05-22 6:10:31 PM  
One child is on my computer, and the other is on my TV.  With the exception of an "accidental" firing while watching Indy qualifying, I'm saving the idol for the main event.  Don't care if it doesn't count, must break the 5 car.
 
2022-05-22 6:11:23 PM  
Built car logo on the hold looks too much like "Brightbart" B to me.
 
2022-05-22 6:12:50 PM  
I want whatever drugs that Oscar Meyer commercial was on.
 
2022-05-22 6:16:07 PM  
Tyler Rekkdit
 
2022-05-22 6:16:45 PM  

Fireproof: I want whatever drugs that Oscar Meyer commercial was on.


Oh, good, it wasn't just me.

And Reddick tries his best to crash everyone, but has to settle for Harrison Burton.
 
2022-05-22 6:17:36 PM  
Wow, the "everyone is talking about this show no one's heard of!" cliche has expanded  to FNC. Also, Fox's "Singing Bee" ripoff with elements of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" ripoffs is back.

/I was interning at the local Fox affiliate when the original ripoff show aired, working on a local "fun" evening talk show.
//I'll never forget them spending a whole week hyping The Simpsons Movie only for the one host to admit on-air on Friday that she didn't care about it and would much rather see a "Don't Forget The Lyrics" movie.
 
2022-05-22 6:17:48 PM  
An RCR driver yelling at his crew?  Who does he think he is, Kevin Harvick?
 
2022-05-22 6:22:02 PM  
So, he showed up just in time to watch Dale Earnhardt die.
 
2022-05-22 6:22:02 PM  
I wonder who's taller: Frankie Muniz or Danica
 
2022-05-22 6:24:38 PM  
Frankie Muniz is my age and grew up near where I was born?
 
2022-05-22 6:25:20 PM  
Northbound Suarez was ok
 
2022-05-22 6:25:29 PM  
Restart under review because of course it was.
 
2022-05-22 6:27:34 PM  
Suarez is gonna qualify?
 
2022-05-22 6:28:18 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Suarez is gonna qualify?


Unless they do a Dusty Finish.
 
2022-05-22 6:28:22 PM  
I hope McLeod gets the fan vote.
 
2022-05-22 6:29:02 PM  
All Star bound Suarez!
 
2022-05-22 6:29:48 PM  
I refuse to believe that Eric Jones has fans.
 
2022-05-22 6:30:03 PM  
Jones Jonses the all star race!
 
2022-05-22 6:30:09 PM  

The Bestest: I refuse to believe that Eric Jones has fans.


I was getting ready to say something similar
 
2022-05-22 6:30:20 PM  
Wow Eric Jones over Austin Dillon? I just assumed it would be Asshat.
 
2022-05-22 6:31:10 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: All Star bound Suarez!


South Bound Saurez (Remaster)
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2022-05-22 6:31:34 PM  

The Bestest: I refuse to believe that Eric Jones has fans.


He even admitted they're "43 fans"
 
2022-05-22 6:31:41 PM  

downstairs: Wow Eric Jones over Austin Dillon? I just assumed it would be Asshat.


Apparently Cubert has one more fan.
 
2022-05-22 6:31:49 PM  
I still haven't forgiven these Toyota commercials for listing Mother's Day as a summer holiday once in like 2018.
 
2022-05-22 6:32:48 PM  
All right... See you all in 1.5 hours...
 
2022-05-22 7:28:33 PM  

downstairs: The Bestest: I refuse to believe that Eric Jones has fans.

He even admitted they're "43 fans"


43 being the number of fans he has worldwide.
 
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