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2022-05-22 12:14:31 PM  
Ah, BS.  They are not about to let that uppity nonwhite woman become governor.  Doesn't matter that she's more qualified than all the idjits running on the GOP ticket combined.  They will show up and vote with a vengeance.

Stacey Abrams won't drop her guard, but others on the ticket just might.
 
2022-05-22 2:51:06 PM  
I'm heading there next month.  I'm breaking my pledge to never set foot in GA until that idiot was removed from power, but given that he didn't cave in, I'm relaxing my self-imposed exile.

Unfortunately, my father is buried just inside of Florida, so I've had to modify my pledge to not step foot in Florida to not spend money in Florida.
 
2022-05-22 5:13:02 PM  
And people say Trump lacks depth.

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2022-05-22 5:38:57 PM  
Best plan I have heard all year.
 
2022-05-22 5:40:04 PM  
well I'm a godless lib and I'd be thoroughly owned if that were to happen.  Please don't do that!
 
2022-05-22 5:40:25 PM  
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2022-05-22 5:43:46 PM  
Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger.


Hmmmm, I wonder what happened in 1964 to cause him to change his political party?
 
2022-05-22 5:43:57 PM  
They're mad at their governor because he did the job they elected him to do, but they didn't like the outcome. So now, if their idiot candidate doesn't get the nod to run, they'll not vote so that a Democrat will be their governor (and then do more things they won't like). Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2022-05-22 5:44:41 PM  
Fun Fact: Rule of law mean nothing to these people, making them traitors to America, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights they seek to destroy.
 
2022-05-22 5:44:49 PM  
GA Republicans are, in fact, in disarray.

From a GA Democrat POV, having spoken to any average Georgian outside of a metropolitan area, Kemp is too much of a toady and hurts business when he tries to hurt inner city people. Perdue would be better for business, but he's not focused on hurting inner city people enough.
 
2022-05-22 5:46:59 PM  
These are the people who swore that they'd boycott the NFL after Colin Kaepernick kneeled, and then tuned in, anyway.
 
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2022-05-22 5:49:04 PM  
Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger. "I wouldn't vote for either one of them. They're not Republicans. They're liars"

Oh shut the fark up you old bat. Leave this world to the generation who will make it better. The only thing you did in 80 years is piss and shiat on it.

I don't know why old geezers like this one care at all considering they'll be worm food soon.

/yes I'm ageist, but only against Republicans. They can suck my cock
 
2022-05-22 5:49:32 PM  

shastacola: Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger.


Hmmmm, I wonder what happened in 1964 to cause him to change his political party?


Tanganyika and Zanzibar merge to become Tanzania Zanzibar???
 
2022-05-22 5:50:32 PM  
Don't do it.  Don't make me root, however marginally, for Kemp. He's such a corrupt SOB.
 
2022-05-22 5:51:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: Unfortunately, my father is buried just inside of Florida, so I've had to modify my pledge to not step foot in Florida to not spend money in Florida.


That was inconsiderate of him, given your pledge.
 
2022-05-22 5:52:03 PM  
Stacy Abrams is going to win and it is going to be glorious.
 
2022-05-22 5:52:14 PM  
I find it delicious karma that Kemp abused his authority as SoS to become Governor, and happily fellated TFG the entire time. He wouldn't blatantly break the law for trump, and now his face is leopard-chow.  I still want Kemp to mop the floor with perdue,  and will vote for him in the primaries so Stacey can spank him in the general. For all their dirty tricks, Rs severely underestimate how motivated Democratic voters are, even in red pockets of Georgia.
 
2022-05-22 5:52:24 PM  
meanwhile, Herschel Walker announced that he would vote to deny abortions to rape victims as Senator
 
2022-05-22 5:52:36 PM  
I still say that we need to debate libertarians so the trumpy assholes vote for the libertarian. All we need is 6% of the vote to shift.
 
2022-05-22 5:53:17 PM  
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2022-05-22 5:53:24 PM  
Perdue? That chicken again?
 
2022-05-22 5:53:45 PM  
"Anybody can beat Stacey Abrams," Weinger said. "She's a fraud."

Yeah, right....

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2022-05-22 5:54:15 PM  

Oysterman: Perdue? That chicken again?


Chicken? I heard that he was a jive turkey....
 
2022-05-22 5:54:24 PM  
These are idiots who pay money for books, albums, and sports jerseys just to burn them in protest. We're not dealing with IQs above room temperature here.
 
2022-05-22 5:54:46 PM  
Republicans lie
 
2022-05-22 5:54:59 PM  

shastacola: Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger.


Hmmmm, I wonder what happened in 1964 to cause him to change his political party?


Goldwater happened, among other things.
 
2022-05-22 5:55:33 PM  

Azz: Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger. "I wouldn't vote for either one of them. They're not Republicans. They're liars"

Oh shut the fark up you old bat. Leave this world to the generation who will make it better. The only thing you did in 80 years is piss and shiat on it.

I don't know why old geezers like this one care at all considering they'll be worm food soon.

/yes I'm ageist, but only against Republicans. They can suck my cock


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2022-05-22 5:56:47 PM  
Every Republican should stay home to protest the theft of the 2020 election.  That's the kind of unified action that will make a huge difference in this country.  MAGA!
 
2022-05-22 5:59:20 PM  

shastacola: Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger.


Hmmmm, I wonder what happened in 1964 to cause him to change his political party?


And you just know that he's one of those "Democrats started the KKK, The Republican Party is the Party of Lincoln" morons.
 
2022-05-22 5:59:47 PM  

vrax: Every Republican should stay home to protest the theft of the 2020 election.  That's the kind of unified action that will make a huge difference in this country.  MAGA!


As my bubbie used to say--"From your lips to gods ear"
 
2022-05-22 6:00:25 PM  
Stay home. That will show them yesserree Bob. You clever little Claude's you.
 
2022-05-22 6:04:30 PM  
Republicans can stay home, the fix is in. Georgia's state legislature said they can overturn any election they believe is fraudulent. Stacey Abrams got more votes? Well, now. That just seems suspicious. Better overturn the election results and give it to the Republican.
 
2022-05-22 6:04:50 PM  
I would like to see any "journalist" who interviews these people ask them, when they say shiat like the stuff they say about Kemp, "So, you're good with breaking the law, ignoring the Constitution of the state and the USA, and the will of the majority of the people?"  Odds are pretty good their heads will explode, go on a racist tirade, or just outright admit it.

\I would pay to see that
 
2022-05-22 6:07:23 PM  

foo monkey: And people say Trump lacks depth.

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GAAHAAHAA!  If I wanted to see my Aunts and Uncles I'd start going family reunions again.

/One NO vote for Perdue
//One NO vote for Kemp
///Three votes for Abrams
 
2022-05-22 6:07:55 PM  
Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964

I wonder what happened right around that time to cause him to presumably switch parties. I seem to recall something happening... It'll come to me...
 
2022-05-22 6:10:10 PM  
Gladly let them die on that hill.  in fact, I might even be willing to dig a shallow grave up there to encourage them
 
2022-05-22 6:10:59 PM  

Azz: Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger. "I wouldn't vote for either one of them. They're not Republicans. They're liars"

Oh shut the fark up you old bat. Leave this world to the generation who will make it better. The only thing you did in 80 years is piss and shiat on it.

I don't know why old geezers like this one care at all considering they'll be worm food soon.

/yes I'm ageist, but only against Republicans. They can suck my cock


Teeth too uneven and sharp.
 
2022-05-22 6:17:44 PM  

SpaceyCat: I would like to see any "journalist" who interviews these people ask them, when they say shiat like the stuff they say about Kemp, "So, you're good with breaking the law, ignoring the Constitution of the state and the USA, and the will of the majority of the people?"  Odds are pretty good their heads will explode, go on a racist tirade, or just outright admit it.

\I would pay to see that


Nah. They will just mutter fake news and walk away.
 
2022-05-22 6:18:46 PM  
I live in ATL; on the weekends I cycle in rural GA where it's very white and Republican. Along my 50 mile route, I see signs for all of the fringe candidates (and one Confederate flag). I also see some Kemp and some Perdue signs. Most interesting is that Along the whole 50 mile route, I've only seen one Walker sign.
 
2022-05-22 6:20:10 PM  
That would be awful. As the libbiest lib who ever lived, I love people voting. Nothing says 'I support Hollywood elites, the homosexual agenda and Critical Race Theory' like casting a vote in an election does. Every time a person votes it strikes a deadly blow against guns, Jesus, freedom, patriotism, America and Trump. Though not necessarily in that order.
 
2022-05-22 6:32:21 PM  
Better yet, have him run third party.

In fact, let's have every MAGA primary loser run third party.
 
2022-05-22 6:36:24 PM  
TFA doesn't mention that Kemp holds a %25 lead over Perdue in the polls and how delusional demanding that Perdue win is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Georgia_gubernatorial_election#Polling
 
2022-05-22 6:36:50 PM  

shastacola: Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger.


Hmmmm, I wonder what happened in 1964 to cause him to change his political party?


I had to chauffeur my 84 year old mother to my niece's graduation yesterday. What did she talk about on the way back? How everything went to hell when they integrated her school. Every time I see that famous picture of the girl screaming I'm like "Mom?"
 
2022-05-22 6:36:55 PM  

shastacola: Earlier in the day, an 81-year-old Georgian who said he's voted Republican since 1964, couldn't even bring himself to say Kemp's name or that of Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger.


Hmmmm, I wonder what happened in 1964 to cause him to change his political party?


Nothing. If they're 81 now they turned 18 in 1964. They've been a racist piece of shiat their whole life.
 
2022-05-22 6:37:00 PM  
Your fellow party voters just love it when you threaten them to vote for your preferred candidate or else.
 
2022-05-22 6:40:06 PM  
The smartest thing in that picture is the cardboard cutout and that's an image of a complete moron.
 
2022-05-22 6:40:40 PM  
🤣
 
2022-05-22 6:43:28 PM  

dumbobruni: meanwhile, Herschel Walker announced that he would vote to deny abortions to rape victims as Senator


He would win even if Zell Miller's corpse was dug up, because UGA*.  Hell, he'd win if the Cheeto himself ran against him in the primary, because UGA*.
 
2022-05-22 6:43:59 PM  

iheartscotch: I still say that we need to debate libertarians so the trumpy assholes vote for the libertarian. All we need is 6% of the vote to shift.


They did four years ago.
 
2022-05-22 6:45:12 PM  
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