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(Daily Boulder)   Republican senator claims Joe Biden is to blame that 'Kansas is no longer a border state' and is not even surprising   (dailyboulder.com) divider line
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2022-05-22 12:14:15 PM  
And he's an even worse butcher doctor.  The only reason he got into politics (other than filthy lucre) is to strip away the rights of victims to sue their hack doctors (such as himself) from suing over the harm they caused.

I hate this state and 90% of the people here.  No, I can't move, so STFU.
 
2022-05-22 12:20:22 PM  
Even with the Louisiana Purchase, Kansas wasn't a border state. And that was 1803...so Biden's got Obama's Time Machine now, and is messing with consensual reality?

Has anyone checked to see what he's really huffing out of that inhaler? Because he might want to dial it back a hair.
 
2022-05-22 2:06:26 PM  
The further you are from the southern border, the more likely it is that you're afraid of immigrants from Mexico.  The people in Eastern Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota are terrified of them, then wonder why they can't get people to work in the fields.
 
2022-05-22 2:36:56 PM  
He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.

Biden should be taking credit for this, that's some Clint Eastwood shiat.  "The people at that ranch shouldn't have killed my friend, Morgan Freeman."
 
2022-05-22 2:53:59 PM  
He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.

I'm pretty sure he found a serial killer.
 
2022-05-22 2:59:07 PM  

oa330_man: The further you are from the southern border, the more likely it is that you're afraid of immigrants from Mexico.  The people in Eastern Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota are terrified of them, then wonder why they can't get people to work in the fields.


It's funny, then you get to pockets like Hermiston, Oregon, where sure a lot of white people hate them, but then there are just as many white people who now speak Spanish because of business or relationship reasons. Generations of kids grew up around multiple nationalities (which is a rare thing in rural Oregon), and most of them pretty much scoff at the racists.
 
2022-05-22 3:09:41 PM  
Paging Ron White
 
2022-05-22 3:36:14 PM  
Maybe it was during the civil war?
Does he Want civil war?

Pick up a weapon and say it then.

Go-ahead.
 
2022-05-22 4:09:59 PM  
He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.


And he didn't think to call the freaking POLICE when he found hundreds of dead bodies???? If I found hundreds of dead bodies, I would call the FBI, the CIA, Brinks Home Security...everyone!!
 
2022-05-22 4:34:04 PM  
I used to manage a farm there myself, no one has alerted me to this problem - Unless it was from the 1918-1919 influenza pandemic, there are no reports of hundreds of dead bodies in Kansas.
I wonder what he's hiding?
 
2022-05-22 5:01:39 PM  

Jaicu: I used to manage a farm there myself, no one has alerted me to this problem - Unless it was from the 1918-1919 influenza pandemic, there are no reports of hundreds of dead bodies in Kansas.
I wonder what he's hiding?


Pizza parlors if the rumor mill is to be believed. DNC trafficking pizza parlors. And worse, trafficking illegals who are sullying our Red Blooded American boys with heathen Papist Messicans.
 
2022-05-22 5:02:34 PM  
[Sigh]
 
2022-05-22 5:16:16 PM  
I'd be more than happy if we fixed his problem by getting rid of Texas and Oklahoma.
 
2022-05-22 5:17:12 PM  

hubiestubert: Even with the Louisiana Purchase, Kansas wasn't a border state. And that was 1803...so Biden's got Obama's Time Machine now, and is messing with consensual reality?

Has anyone checked to see what he's really huffing out of that inhaler? Because he might want to dial it back a hair.


The GOP isn't all that big on consent.
 
2022-05-22 5:17:23 PM  
Did he actually say that he's mad that Biden is trying to make America a place that people want to move to? Isn't that kind of who we are? Or at least supposed to be, since the very beginning?
 
2022-05-22 5:17:28 PM  
Even when taking into consideration the Louisiana Purchase and the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, Kansas has literally never been a border state.
 
2022-05-22 5:18:32 PM  
Carry on, wayward Senator.
 
2022-05-22 5:19:14 PM  
"And I just want to circle back on one point," Marshall said. "The ranchers I visited with yesterday on their ranches when President Trump was president, they would see one or two dead bodies per year. They have already found a hundred bodies on one ranch year to date right now."

Did he bang his head on the dresser this morning? This is what they want - dead people of color. He should check in with Dr. Uterus Remover for more details on this.
 
2022-05-22 5:19:20 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: And he's an even worse butcher doctor.  The only reason he got into politics (other than filthy lucre) is to strip away the rights of victims to sue their hack doctors (such as himself) from suing over the harm they caused.

I hate this state and 90% of the people here.  No, I can't move, so STFU.


I'm right there with you on that... I'd love to live anywhere else, but just can't (job, family, too old to move)

Roger Marshall is a farking idiot.
 
2022-05-22 5:20:16 PM  
Not to mention, he confesses to inside knowledge of several murders in a public statement.

But not going to jail, because republican, and the KKK investigated the murders already.
 
2022-05-22 5:23:45 PM  

aleister_greynight: I'd be more than happy if we fixed his problem by getting rid of Texas and Oklahoma.

A case could be made that Oklahoma's Statehood is unconstitutional (and the Dakotas and several others that we by treaty promised to the Native Americans in perpetuity, then broke our word), since the Supremacy Clause places treaties as part of the supreme Law of the Land just like the Constitution itself.
 
2022-05-22 5:26:10 PM  
The geographic center of the 48 contiguous states is in Kansas. Wait till he finds out that almost all other countries and their districts are nothing but international borders. There is no less bordery state in the nation than Kansas. No one is more insulated than Kansans.
 
2022-05-22 5:26:33 PM  
He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.

Right. And Joe McCarthy had a list of 57, er 45, er 793 Communists in the State Department.
 
2022-05-22 5:27:22 PM  
Wait, does he want Kansas to be a border state? Does he want us to give Mexico, Texas and Oklahoma, or maybe give Canada, Nebraska and the Dakotas?
 
2022-05-22 5:31:37 PM  
If you're concerned about bodies of migrants being found on ranches...maybe you should make sure that they have transportation and aren't being trafficked?
 
2022-05-22 5:33:11 PM  
Ppl in this thread really don't understand states' rights. What he's saying is that Kansas was once a border state but exercised its right to no longer be one because of Biden's decades long failed policies to control the violence at the border.
 
2022-05-22 5:37:11 PM  
if biden is so welcoming to immigrants, how come so many more of them dying trying to get here.  wouldn't it be safer than ever and they wouldn't have to take as many risks?

or is the rancher just shooting anyone he finds on his property
 
2022-05-22 5:37:57 PM  
100 bodies at a ranch? Is that now headline news because it isn't true or because he's busy trying to cover up his crimes?
 
2022-05-22 5:38:29 PM  
It doesn't matter if there's no logic to what he says. It doesn't matter that Kansas was never a border state. What really matters is that he's mad at Joe Biden, and you should be mad at him too. Make up your own reasons, nobody cares. Just be mad at Joe Biden.
 
2022-05-22 5:39:44 PM  
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2022-05-22 5:40:39 PM  
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2022-05-22 5:43:02 PM  

Combustion: He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.


And he didn't think to call the freaking POLICE when he found hundreds of dead bodies???? If I found hundreds of dead bodies, I would call the FBI, the CIA, Brinks Home Security...everyone!!


The media should start asking the police about their investigation  into this.
 
2022-05-22 5:43:12 PM  
To be fair, Biden was present for the Kansas-Nebraska Act.
 
2022-05-22 5:50:05 PM  
Is this what he's talking about? Where would Kansas be?

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2022-05-22 5:52:37 PM  
A bit of what is now southwest Kansas belonged to Mexico/Texas until 1848, but I have no idea what sort of thought our idiot senator is trying to express.
 
2022-05-22 5:57:00 PM  

hugadarn: Wait, does he want Kansas to be a border state? Does he want us to give Mexico, Texas and Oklahoma, or maybe give Canada, Nebraska and the Dakotas?


Sorry, but we're not interested in Nebraska and the Dakotas. I mean, the land and resources are nice and all, but the non-indigenous population are kind of assholes.
 
2022-05-22 5:57:20 PM  
It borders sane reality. Kind of. Forget I said anything.
 
2022-05-22 5:59:42 PM  
Roger Marshall is the dumbest mutherfarker ever to earn a medical degree.
 
2022-05-22 6:05:15 PM  

Combustion: He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.


And he didn't think to call the freaking POLICE when he found hundreds of dead bodies???? If I found hundreds of dead bodies, I would call the FBI, the CIA, Brinks Home Security...everyone!!


"Now, when most people find a dead body they call 911, but you didn't do that, did you?"
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2022-05-22 6:08:19 PM  
Without immigrants much of rural Kansas would probably wither away and die, or at least the parts that haven't already done so.  Immigrants are the people willing to take crappy jobs and live there.
 
2022-05-22 6:09:48 PM  

Naido: He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.

Biden should be taking credit for this, that's some Clint Eastwood shiat.  "The people at that ranch shouldn't have killed my friend, Morgan Freeman."


The Clintons and now Biden, damn the septuagenarians of the Dems are farking killing ninjas? Why don't they play this up during elections? Why don't they just take out their opponents?
 
2022-05-22 6:18:36 PM  

Hugh2d2: Roger Marshall is the dumbest mutherfarker ever to earn a medical degree.


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Not disagreeing, I don't know anything about this guy, but there are several contenders
 
2022-05-22 6:21:43 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: And he's an even worse butcher doctor.  The only reason he got into politics (other than filthy lucre) is to strip away the rights of victims to sue their hack doctors (such as himself) from suing over the harm they caused.

I hate this state and 90% of the people here.  No, I can't move, so STFU.


So how about 'just vote'?
 
2022-05-22 6:22:51 PM  
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Joe Biden strikes again!
 
2022-05-22 6:26:38 PM  

LL316: Did he actually say that he's mad that Biden is trying to make America a place that people want to move to? Isn't that kind of who we are? Or at least supposed to be, since the very beginning?


You can't be a shining city on a hill unless you have a horrifying spiky wrought iron wall of hate.
 
2022-05-22 6:29:30 PM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: He then claimed that "hundreds of dead bodies" have been found at one ranch he visited and appeared to blame Biden for it.

I'm pretty sure he found a serial killer.


Maybe they just had a really long Trump rally and those were the ones that got COVID.
 
2022-05-22 6:30:19 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: And he's an even worse butcher doctor.  The only reason he got into politics (other than filthy lucre) is to strip away the rights of victims to sue their hack doctors (such as himself) from suing over the harm they caused.

I hate this state and 90% of the people here.  No, I can't move, so STFU.


He doesn't even practice anymore. He sold his clinic to the hospital and made a tidy little sum.
 
2022-05-22 6:30:56 PM  

oa330_man: The people in... Montana... are terrified of them


I live in Montana, and I can tell you that's not true. Sure we have our share of xenophobic pinheads, but I don't know anyone who's terrified of Mexicans.
 
2022-05-22 6:32:30 PM  

hubiestubert: Even with the Louisiana Purchase, Kansas wasn't a border state. And that was 1803...so Biden's got Obama's Time Machine now, and is messing with consensual reality?

Has anyone checked to see what he's really huffing out of that inhaler? Because he might want to dial it back a hair.


It's Kansass, the derp is inbred so hard there they can't sustain themselves without a steady diet of leaded paint and a good ol' fashioned mercury chaser.
 
2022-05-22 6:34:11 PM  

Artist: Is this what he's talking about? Where would Kansas be?

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Not related to this thread, but all this talking about fraudulent votes just reminds me of the Missouri Bushwackers threatening Kansas farmers to vote against the state being anti-slavery, while also voting in Kansas in an attempt to make another slave state.
 
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