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(WLBT Jackson)   Let's put on masks and go to our friend's house and attack him with water guns that look like AR-15s. It'll be EPIC   (wlbt.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Rifle, Deputy Chief Deric Hearn, Firearm, front of 16-year-old Joshua Davis, 15-year-old, Machine gun, Christopher Patton, Derreon McGowan  
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2022-05-22 11:54:37 AM  
that would be thoroughly illadvised in any country, but in the US... stratospherically stupid.

/if you do it you should take a real gun as well, cos you're gonna get shot at.
 
2022-05-22 11:55:56 AM  
huh, I didn't think you could italicise part of a word.  I gave it a go anyway.
 
2022-05-22 11:57:29 AM  
Meh. Responsible gun owners all around
 
2022-05-22 12:33:01 PM  
You mean guns aren't playthings? I had no idea.
 
2022-05-22 1:21:25 PM  

This has been Gubbo does drunk history: Meh. Responsible gun owners all around


Everyone was extremely polite.
 
2022-05-22 1:23:35 PM  
More guns would've solved this. C'mon, America, I believe in you.
 
2022-05-22 2:42:27 PM  
According to Hearn, Davis then pointed a real gun at Patton and shot him once in the chest. Authorities say they were all friends.

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2022-05-22 3:28:32 PM  
Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?
 
2022-05-22 3:29:32 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


Because freedom.
 
2022-05-22 3:29:37 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


Because it's MS.
 
2022-05-22 3:29:54 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


Freedoms?
 
2022-05-22 3:30:12 PM  

ongbok: FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?

Freedoms?


Jinx
 
2022-05-22 3:31:24 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


It's the only way he feels safe, because he's too much of a coward to face the world without one.
 
2022-05-22 3:32:05 PM  

Lady J: that would be thoroughly illadvised in any country, but in the US... stratospherically stupid.

/if you do it you should take a real gun as well, cos you're gonna get shot at.


They did have a real fun in the car.
 
2022-05-22 3:33:04 PM  
Clearly  you guys weren't old enough for Entertech.

I mean the whole business model was "Waterguns that look real"

If super soakers weren't so much superior in how they shot, i feel like we would still be arguing about it over today. Also they leaked like shiat and coroded your AA batteries that got you up to 5 feet of range.

And to this day, i still have no idea how their RPG worked.
 
2022-05-22 3:33:36 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: Lady J: that would be thoroughly illadvised in any country, but in the US... stratospherically stupid.

/if you do it you should take a real gun as well, cos you're gonna get shot at.

They did have a real fun in the car.


Auto correct has gotten worse on every platform.
A pistol, real gun, was recovered from the car.
 
2022-05-22 3:34:19 PM  

edmo: You mean guns aren't playthings? I had no idea.


I mean water guns are but maybe not ones made to look like real guns are a good idea. Hope the family sues the manufacturer out of existence and the store that sold it.
 
2022-05-22 3:35:51 PM  
It's almost like having toys that look like real weapons is a bad idea. Or that letting 16 years old kids have deadly weapons is a bad idea. Or promoting gun culture is a bad idea.
 
2022-05-22 3:36:03 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


It is is Jackson, Mississippi.
 
2022-05-22 3:37:13 PM  
U-S-A!! U-S-A!!
 
2022-05-22 3:37:27 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


Thug life. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
2022-05-22 3:37:38 PM  

LineNoise: Clearly  you guys weren't old enough for Entertech.

I mean the whole business model was "Waterguns that look real"

If super soakers weren't so much superior in how they shot, i feel like we would still be arguing about it over today. Also they leaked like shiat and coroded your AA batteries that got you up to 5 feet of range.

And to this day, i still have no idea how their RPG worked.


I'm envious of kids nowadays. I remember when I got a super soaker... 50? 100? I think it was? Those were awesome. But nowadays they have motorized super soakers with rotating shiat and 10 different nozzle types and 40 gallon resevoirs. Same thing with nerf guns.
 
2022-05-22 3:37:51 PM  
If only there had been a good guy with a gun present.
 
2022-05-22 3:38:03 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


'MURRRICAAAAN "exceptionalism"
 
2022-05-22 3:38:22 PM  
One could almost write this off as a Darwin award.

/is it just me or does it seem like humans are legit getting dumber?
//yes I am getting dumber lol, hit my head too many times in the military, but I meant the median intellect
 
2022-05-22 3:40:21 PM  

Lady J: that would be thoroughly illadvised in any country, but in the US... stratospherically stupid.

/if you do it you should take a real gun as well, cos you're gonna get shot at.


I think they did, article said something about another rhsnd gun in the car
 
2022-05-22 3:40:44 PM  

nyan9mm: Lady J: that would be thoroughly illadvised in any country, but in the US... stratospherically stupid.

/if you do it you should take a real gun as well, cos you're gonna get shot at.

I think they did, article said something about another rhsnd gun in the car


Err, *another hand gun, lol
 
2022-05-22 3:41:59 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


He'd have gotten wet if he had not  packed heat, have you thought of that? Maybe he had suede shoes!!!
 
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2022-05-22 3:43:43 PM  
Wouldn't he know what his friends car looked like?
 
2022-05-22 3:44:50 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


Because in some cities in the USA it's a war zone everyday.
 
Xai
2022-05-22 3:46:50 PM  
Aren't you glad you love on a country where a misunderstanding leads to death for teenagers?

I mean it's not like you expect children to make mistakes and have poor judgement, is it?
 
2022-05-22 3:47:50 PM  

Stargazer86: LineNoise: Clearly  you guys weren't old enough for Entertech.

I mean the whole business model was "Waterguns that look real"

If super soakers weren't so much superior in how they shot, i feel like we would still be arguing about it over today. Also they leaked like shiat and coroded your AA batteries that got you up to 5 feet of range.

And to this day, i still have no idea how their RPG worked.

I'm envious of kids nowadays. I remember when I got a super soaker... 50? 100? I think it was? Those were awesome. But nowadays they have motorized super soakers with rotating shiat and 10 different nozzle types and 40 gallon resevoirs. Same thing with nerf guns.


the 100 is still the epitome of water guns in my mind.
 
2022-05-22 3:48:13 PM  
How was the bullet-shooter to know those were just WATER guns? They could have been modified to accept sulfuric acid, or some other yucky acid. [Disclaimer: Not a chemist.] Nobody would be laughing then!
 
2022-05-22 3:48:13 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


It's America.  And, private property is about the only place It's perfectly legal. Especially if you are poor, or not white, or both.
 
2022-05-22 3:48:30 PM  

Obituary Birthday: FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?

Because freedom.


💯
 
2022-05-22 3:49:12 PM  

Xai: Aren't you glad you love on a country where a misunderstanding leads to death for teenagers?

I mean it's not like you expect children to make mistakes and have poor judgement, is it?


How else would Gaetz get laid?
 
2022-05-22 3:49:24 PM  

Stargazer86: LineNoise: Clearly  you guys weren't old enough for Entertech.

I mean the whole business model was "Waterguns that look real"

If super soakers weren't so much superior in how they shot, i feel like we would still be arguing about it over today. Also they leaked like shiat and coroded your AA batteries that got you up to 5 feet of range.

And to this day, i still have no idea how their RPG worked.

I'm envious of kids nowadays. I remember when I got a super soaker... 50? 100? I think it was? Those were awesome. But nowadays they have motorized super soakers with rotating shiat and 10 different nozzle types and 40 gallon resevoirs. Same thing with nerf guns.


yeeeah, I kind of covet today's cool af waterpistols.

when I was at uni living in halls, the guy in the room opposite had three which weren't top of the range, but at least a cut above the usual tat.

daaaamn they were so much fun.  and obviously, it's much more fun stalking each other in a big building, with loads of staircases and long corridors and little kitchens with only one way in or out, than it is going outside.
got in quite a lot of trouble.  story of my life.
 
2022-05-22 3:49:39 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


Feral hogs, obviously.
 
2022-05-22 3:49:49 PM  
According to the Jackson Police Department, the shooting was justified.

Chief Hearn says Davis [The shooter], along with McGowan and Galloway, is in custody.


If the shooting was justified, why is he in custody?
 
2022-05-22 3:50:37 PM  

waxbeans: FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?

It's America.  And, private property is about the only place It's perfectly legal. Especially if you are poor, or not white, or both.


that's why you can.  he's asking why you would.
 
2022-05-22 3:50:46 PM  

FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?


Why do you hate America?
 
2022-05-22 3:51:13 PM  

wxboy: According to the Jackson Police Department, the shooting was justified.

Chief Hearn says Davis [The shooter], along with McGowan and Galloway, is in custody.

If the shooting was justified, why is he in custody?


The shooting mighty have been justified. The shooter may not have been able to have that gun....
 
2022-05-22 3:51:23 PM  
"passengers who have been identified as Derreon McGowan and Jakuious Galloway".

Tonto Kowalski unavailable for comment?
 
2022-05-22 3:52:06 PM  
This would never have happened if we hadn't banned lawn darts.

After a recent serious injury caused by a lawn dart, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission reissued its warning that lawn darts are banned and should be destroyed. Effective on December 19, 1988, CPSC banned the sale of all lawn darts in the United States.
 
2022-05-22 3:52:36 PM  

LineNoise: Clearly  you guys weren't old enough for Entertech.

I mean the whole business model was "Waterguns that look real"

If super soakers weren't so much superior in how they shot, i feel like we would still be arguing about it over today. Also they leaked like shiat and coroded your AA batteries that got you up to 5 feet of range.

And to this day, i still have no idea how their RPG worked.


When I was a kid my brother and I got a couple of those. They lasted 1 afternoon and the pump or whatever was fried. As you said, thank heavens Super Soakers came around. And funny enough, the bright colors led to no confusion.
 
2022-05-22 3:52:37 PM  
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Fact: In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.
 
2022-05-22 3:52:38 PM  

Lady J: waxbeans: FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?

It's America.  And, private property is about the only place It's perfectly legal. Especially if you are poor, or not white, or both.

that's why you can.  he's asking why you would.


People with shiat for brains can't distinguish between the two. The little Joe Rogan that lives in their heads tells them that if they can, they should.
 
2022-05-22 3:53:47 PM  

Obituary Birthday: FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?

Because freedom.


16 year old kid was packing heat.  Kids in the car had a just-in-case gun?

Is this the Baltimore part of Jackson?

A quick gander at Trulia lists the typical home value in that ZIP code as $109,393, and $68 per square foot (!), and the zoned schools are 2's and 3's on the 10 point "GreatSchools" scale so... I'm going to assume that this is the hood unless someone has better local knowledge.
 
2022-05-22 3:56:24 PM  

Stargazer86: It's almost like


Can we we rid of this trope?

"It's almost like"....

It's too cheap, too easy and makes you look like a dilettante ass.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
 
2022-05-22 3:58:41 PM  

Lady J: waxbeans: FrancoFile: Why the fark is a 16-year-old packing heat while sitting in his front yard?

It's America.  And, private property is about the only place It's perfectly legal. Especially if you are poor, or not white, or both.

that's why you can.  he's asking why you would.


Clearly because you can.
I don't know about everyone else.  But. I'm doing almost anything if it's legal.
Considering it's easy to run afoul of the law easily.
See:
https://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1494782364073046020?s=20&t=iL86EtXnmcfmKA1GUkXM2A


Most things are illegal if you dig enough
 
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