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2022-05-22 9:38:45 AM  
Not this Alabama voter.
 
2022-05-22 10:36:37 AM  
Of course this 1/6 co-consirator shuldn't be allowed anywhere near a senate seat, but, it is downright hysterical that A) Trump yanked his endorse claiming MO BROOKS went "woke" and B) he's surging AFTER the endorsement was yanked which will make Trump INSANE
 
2022-05-22 11:05:43 AM  
Trump continuing to lose his mojo is almost worth a Mo Brooks.
 
2022-05-22 12:15:21 PM  

shastacola: Trump continuing to lose his mojo is almost worth a Mo Brooks.


This would almost be an example of anti-mojo
 
2022-05-22 12:15:48 PM  
Insurrection is so hip with republicans.
 
2022-05-22 12:15:55 PM  
Cruz will be backing him if the check clears.
 
2022-05-22 12:18:31 PM  
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2022-05-22 12:20:35 PM  
Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?
 
2022-05-22 12:20:55 PM  
Screw Mo.

Also, it appears that Politico is serving-up toxic ads now.
 
2022-05-22 12:23:11 PM  
Alabamians will slit their own throats to elect a corrupt Republican. It's a near constant.

I have a fiercely liberal cousin in Cullman county. She hides that she is a Democrat. After all, she wants to keep living, and without a cross burning in her front yard.
 
2022-05-22 12:27:49 PM  
And by "going woke" he means not even rejecting the Big Lie, but simply wanting to move on from it.
 
2022-05-22 12:29:20 PM  
No relation.
 
2022-05-22 12:30:50 PM  

MillionDollarMo: No relation.


That's exactly what one of his relatives would say.
 
2022-05-22 12:31:46 PM  

Magorn: Of course this 1/6 co-consirator shuldn't be allowed anywhere near a senate seat, but, it is downright hysterical that A) Trump yanked his endorse claiming MO BROOKS went "woke" and B) he's surging AFTER the endorsement was yanked which will make Trump INSANE


I would like nothing more than as many of Trump-endorsed candidates to lose their primaries and not even make it to the actual election.  It would be LOLarious and maybe break whatever unifying hold MAGA has over the right wing so that the rest of us can avoid fascism in the next few years.
 
2022-05-22 12:35:22 PM  
The Moe Szyslak Connection ft. Moe Szyslak - Moe, Moe, Moe (How Do You Like Me)
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2022-05-22 12:36:51 PM  

madgonad: Screw Mo.

Also, it appears that Politico is serving-up toxic ads now.


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2022-05-22 12:39:47 PM  

serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?


Wrong song.

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell (Official Music Video)
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2022-05-22 12:41:01 PM  

buravirgil: madgonad: Screw Mo.

Also, it appears that Politico is serving-up toxic ads now.

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With a rebel yell.......
 
2022-05-22 12:42:05 PM  

henryhill: buravirgil: madgonad: Screw Mo.

Also, it appears that Politico is serving-up toxic ads now.

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With a rebel yell.......


It's a nice day for a rebel yell
 
2022-05-22 12:42:27 PM  
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2022-05-22 12:42:42 PM  
Is it too late to have Mo hangings?


atomic-age: Alabamians will slit their own throats to elect a corrupt Republican. It's a near constant.


Doesn't that seem to the the truth? It's rather amazing in it's twisted singularity...
 
2022-05-22 12:44:40 PM  
FTFA: Brooks is the only Alabama Senate candidate to explicitly say he will not support Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, one of Trump's top GOP foes who has worked to try to stop Brooks from securing the nomination.

On what planet is McConnell one of Trump's foes?  Trump wouldn't have achieved a fraction of what he did if it hadn't been for McConnell.  Any "resistance" McConnell has displayed has been pure kayfabe.  They've always been in agreement in their goals.

Still, it will be amusing if Mo Brooks actually does try to dislodge McConnell.  I'm always happy to watch assholes fight amongst themselves.
 
2022-05-22 12:47:36 PM  

shastacola: Trump continuing to lose his mojo is almost worth a Mo Brooks.


It's not like we're getting anything other than a crazy Republican out of that district
 
2022-05-22 12:54:04 PM  

AirForceVet: Not this Alabama voter.


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2022-05-22 12:54:45 PM  
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2022-05-22 1:04:48 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?

Wrong song.

[YouTube video: Billy Idol - Rebel Yell (Official Music Video)]


Yeah, I know lol.
 
2022-05-22 1:08:22 PM  
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2022-05-22 1:10:57 PM  

Summoner101: shastacola: Trump continuing to lose his mojo is almost worth a Mo Brooks.

It's not like we're getting anything other than a crazy Republican out of that district


State, not district. It's a Senate race. In a state where a Democrat did manage to win a few years ago (and yes, I realize that was a longshot under extraordinary circumstances).
 
2022-05-22 1:12:29 PM  
Nobody wants MO.

Sorry, Mo.
 
2022-05-22 1:13:48 PM  

Halfabee64: AirForceVet: Not this Alabama voter.

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The call is coming from inside the House Senate.
 
2022-05-22 1:24:58 PM  

serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?


Republicans win elections by introducing ideas to the public discourse. libs lose erections by making fun of their opponents names.
 
2022-05-22 1:28:58 PM  
snowshovel:
Republicans win elections by introducing ideas to the public discourse. libs lose erections by making fun of their opponents names.

Meanwhile, back in reality . . .
 
2022-05-22 1:29:06 PM  

snowshovel: serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?

Republicans win elections by introducing ideas to the public discourse. libs lose erections by making fun of their opponents names.


I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that that misspelling was intentional.
 
2022-05-22 1:30:47 PM  
Mo has been in politics for 40 years. His sole accomplishment was naming a post office. That's it. Everyone who knows him hates him, including Republicans.
 
2022-05-22 1:30:57 PM  

snowshovel: serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?

Republicans win elections by introducing ideas to the public discourse. libs lose erections by making fun of their opponents names.


Well lets see, there's transgender bathroom use bans, critical race theory bans, abortion bans and bans on taxing people making above 400K . Did I forget anything?
 
2022-05-22 1:31:26 PM  
With a close race, it's about time for one of them to come out as a child molester or football coach to win this thing.

/ Or both
 
2022-05-22 1:31:33 PM  

shpritz: And by "going woke" he means not even rejecting the Big Lie, but simply wanting to move on from it.


It just shows the depths of Scalpatine's depravity that saying "we need to focus on the next fight" is considered a heretical act of insufficient fealty.

/And just how completely meaningless the word "woke" has become when emanating from a Republican's mouth.
 
2022-05-22 1:31:42 PM  

AirForceVet: Not this Alabama voter.


Nor this one.
However, the state as a whole can be relied upon to always pick the worst choice. Which is Mo.
 
2022-05-22 1:36:08 PM  

clovercat: snowshovel: serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?

Republicans win elections by introducing ideas to the public discourse. libs lose erections by making fun of their opponents names.

Well lets see, there's transgender bathroom use bans, critical race theory bans, abortion bans and bans on taxing people making above 400K . Did I forget anything?


Wait, how could I forget banning brown people from coming in to the country, especially from the south. I think that covers it.
 
2022-05-22 1:39:56 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?

Wrong song.

[YouTube video: Billy Idol - Rebel Yell (Official Music Video)]


Rebel Yell is one of the best karaoke songs in the world - if you have the chops for it
 
2022-05-22 1:45:20 PM  
I was hoping for Mo Rocca

/leaving disappointed
 
2022-05-22 1:46:15 PM  

invictus2: [YouTube video: The Moe Szyslak Connection ft. Moe Szyslak - Moe, Moe, Moe (How Do You Like Me)]


*Shaking my meaty fist*
 
2022-05-22 1:48:38 PM  
Remember that "Slender Man" murder a few years ago?  I'm really wondering if that was somehow a social experiment of some sort. It seems that the mentality that created the motive for those girls was similar to the old Salem witch hunts or the McMartin Preschool trials. Perhaps even the Jonestown Cult mass suicide. What does it take to plant a seed of irrational and self-destructive thought into a consequential percentage of the population, a number that could then influence a greater number of people, even as those folks question the veracity of the claims being made. If supporting a concept requires a naked lie to do so, then the concept itself must be a lie. The people promoting that concept and emphasizing it in conversations therefore must have intentions of deceiving people. 

For what purpose, then?

The only thing I can think of is some sort of reflexive contrarianism. "The smart people say these things, therefore I am going to believe the diametrical opposite no matter what my eyes and ears are actually transmitting to my brain". They're people so desperate to escape their own terror of something that they terrorize themselves in the process.
 
2022-05-22 1:49:03 PM  
"You f*cking Momo!"

(Bonus:  Joe Bob Briggs.)

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2022-05-22 1:49:18 PM  
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2022-05-22 2:22:14 PM  

snowshovel: serfdood: Mo, mo.

Oh, we're not singing this to "White Wedding"?

Republicans win elections by introducing ideas to the public discourse. libs lose erections by making fun of their opponents names.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-22 2:29:03 PM  

uknesvuinng: FTFA: Brooks is the only Alabama Senate candidate to explicitly say he will not support Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, one of Trump's top GOP foes who has worked to try to stop Brooks from securing the nomination.

On what planet is McConnell one of Trump's foes?  Trump wouldn't have achieved a fraction of what he did if it hadn't been for McConnell.  Any "resistance" McConnell has displayed has been pure kayfabe.  They've always been in agreement in their goals.

Still, it will be amusing if Mo Brooks actually does try to dislodge McConnell.  I'm always happy to watch assholes fight amongst themselves.


Mitch has occasionally, 3 or 4 times, told Fantaman "no". Anything short of complete and constant fealty means you're his worst enemy.

Wasn't there something in 2019ish where FOX suggested one of his lines was wrong and that kicked off the push for OANN?
 
2022-05-22 2:40:31 PM  

coyo: henryhill: buravirgil: madgonad: Screw Mo.

Also, it appears that Politico is serving-up toxic ads now.

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With a rebel yell.......

It's a nice day for a rebel yell


White Wedding with Myself
 
2022-05-22 3:01:09 PM  
OMG Politico is just a propaganda arm of the GOP.
 
2022-05-22 3:44:29 PM  

baka-san: coyo: henryhill: buravirgil: madgonad: Screw Mo.

Also, it appears that Politico is serving-up toxic ads now.

[i0.wp.com image 154x124] [i.pinimg.com image 192x192] [livedoor.blogimg.jp image 241x204]

With a rebel yell.......

It's a nice day for a rebel yell

White Wedding with Myself


Who was the best man, Harry Palms?
 
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