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6600 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 May 2022 at 4:05 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-22 12:33:31 AM  
This is what happens when you let them "replace with similar."
 
2022-05-22 12:35:16 AM  
That swag isn't even similar to weed.
 
2022-05-22 12:42:04 AM  
Was coming to or going from Detroit? There is an enterprise zone in Detroit.
 
2022-05-22 1:30:27 AM  
Is Detroit the last place on the planet where people still smoke ditchweed?
 
2022-05-22 4:13:33 AM  
WARNING: Pool noodles may contain large rattle snakes

"When someone picked up one of their pool noodles, a large rattlesnake fell out. And they realized later that several baby snakes were still inside,"

https://www.kxan.com/news/national-news/yikes-texas-family-finds-rattlesnakes-in-pool-noodle/amp/
 
2022-05-22 4:15:12 AM  
Could have gotten away with it if it wasn't written as "POol Toys"
 
2022-05-22 4:19:08 AM  
Come to Nebraska, we got fields of that worthless shiat
 
2022-05-22 4:21:26 AM  
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2022-05-22 4:43:39 AM  
is it lawn jarts? I bet it's lawn jarts.
 
2022-05-22 5:00:51 AM  
"This seizure underscores CBP's long standing commitment to the border security mission..."

Thank GOD the CBP caught this!  Can you imagine how many people would have OD'd?
 
2022-05-22 5:27:26 AM  
2,000 pounds of pot...

So I'm guessing 1,900 pounds of styrofoam, 98 pounds of other fillers, 1 pound for the bags they were in, and 1 pound actual pot?
 
2022-05-22 5:36:02 AM  

IlGreven: 2,000 pounds of pot...

So I'm guessing 1,900 pounds of styrofoam, 98 pounds of other fillers, 1 pound for the bags they were in, and 1 pound actual pot?


Like how they seized 500g of acid because they weigh the paper and container.
/cop math
 
2022-05-22 5:36:38 AM  
The trailer was headed to Ontario, Canada.
 
2022-05-22 5:59:50 AM  
Protip: Real Dolls are NOT pool toys.  You just try getting one of those damn things out of the deep end.  You have to have ropes and nets.  Scuba gear and a winch wouldn't hurt.
 
2022-05-22 6:31:40 AM  

Dakai: Come to Nebraska, we got fields of that worthless shiat


That shiqt aint worthless.  We could pick out all the seed and stems, and then, make hemp oil and rope.
 
2022-05-22 6:46:15 AM  

mehhhhhh: IlGreven: 2,000 pounds of pot...

So I'm guessing 1,900 pounds of styrofoam, 98 pounds of other fillers, 1 pound for the bags they were in, and 1 pound actual pot?

Like how they seized 500g of acid because they weigh the paper and container.
/cop math


I once put a drop of acid into a two liter bottle of Sprite just so I could claim I had four pounds of LSD in my possession. Yay, cop math!
 
2022-05-22 7:03:19 AM  
WARNING: Cold pool water can affect your joints!
 
2022-05-22 7:26:07 AM  
Weed is legal in MI, so it must have been headed to Canada if CBP was involved?
 
2022-05-22 7:43:10 AM  
Someone brings pot into the U.S. from Canada. A country where it is legal to a state where it is legal. The brave souls of CBP, a federal agency, were involved. Never mind.
 
2022-05-22 8:02:06 AM  
Smuggling marijuana into a state where it is legal to commercially produce marijuana.
 
2022-05-22 8:53:31 AM  
I was expecting something else from the link preview:
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2022-05-22 9:21:04 AM  

Fear the Clam: I was expecting something else from the link preview:
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Bah! I was going to do that!
Makes the Fark headline remind me of that scene in Caddyshack.
 
2022-05-22 10:53:10 AM  

NotARocketScientist: Fear the Clam: I was expecting something else from the link preview:
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Bah! I was going to do that!
Makes the Fark headline remind me of that scene in Caddyshack.


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DOODY!!!
 
2022-05-22 11:49:02 AM  

melfunction: The trailer was headed to Ontario, Canada.


AKA, "South Detroit". I was born and raised there.
 
2022-05-22 11:52:43 AM  
I'm sure those cops will properly dispose of that 1000 lbs of pot
 
2022-05-22 12:12:17 PM  

Space Station Wagon: Weed is legal in MI, so it must have been headed to Canada if CBP was involved?


Marijuana is still illegal in the USA.  Many states have opted to not enforce this federal law, but any organ of the federal government such as CBP is still obligated to.

/I foresee a future in which marijuana is legal in every state but still illegal in the country as a whole.
//Local producers will probably lobby to keep things that way, since it will prevent shipping across state lines.
 
2022-05-22 1:01:05 PM  
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Just your opinion subby.
 
2022-05-22 2:51:31 PM  
"This seizure underscores CBP's long standing commitment to the border security mission, Port Director Devin Chamberlain said in a statement. "The men and women of CBP continue to work diligently to keep our Nation and our communities safe."
FFS. Keep our nation and community safe. How about you go fark yourselves. I would feel safer then.
 
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