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(NHL)   Three Johnny Sex Cup Playoffs games today. Can the Soccer Cats finally get a win in the Sunshine State Showdown? Meanwhile in Rags/Jerks, Tony DeAngelo is very punchable. And may the Battle of Alberta keep being ridiculously fun. Game on @ 1:30pm ET   (nhl.com) divider line
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2022-05-22 12:28:04 AM  
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2022-05-22 3:57:20 AM  
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2022-05-22 7:15:22 AM  
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2022-05-22 7:36:56 AM  
Soon(ish):

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2022-05-22 8:08:13 AM  
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2022-05-22 8:18:08 AM  
Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.
 
2022-05-22 8:18:45 AM  
Hoping the Rags pull this one out, lest I have to worry about an elimination game on Tuesday.

/feels rather like a must-win
//SOON, but it actually is kinda soon
 
2022-05-22 8:24:09 AM  

Warthog: Soon(ish):

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Crossing out the section?  Doncha want us looking for you on the teevees?

_/have fun, I'd love to go to a playoff game at The Garden

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2022-05-22 8:25:51 AM  
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2022-05-22 8:26:08 AM  
That ice in Tampa this afternoon is going to be so bad after the concert last night..
 
2022-05-22 8:46:49 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Warthog: Soon(ish):

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Crossing out the section?  Doncha want us looking for you on the teevees?

_/have fun, I'd love to go to a playoff game at The Garden

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I'm a Caps fan.  I hate the Rangers.  But I married a Rangers fan and our anniversary is this week.  With my team having been eliminated, I'm taking one for the team on the home front.  But to my Caps brethren I'll deny ever having been there.

At least I can boo the Canes with a clear conscience.
 
2022-05-22 8:50:39 AM  
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2022-05-22 9:04:51 AM  

Warthog: Recoil Therapy: Warthog: Soon(ish):

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Crossing out the section?  Doncha want us looking for you on the teevees?

_/have fun, I'd love to go to a playoff game at The Garden

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I'm a Caps fan.  I hate the Rangers.  But I married a Rangers fan and our anniversary is this week.  With my team having been eliminated, I'm taking one for the team on the home front.  But to my Caps brethren I'll deny ever having been there.

At least I can boo the Canes with a clear conscience.


I mean at least you are rooting for the team that eliminated the hated Penguins.
 
2022-05-22 10:37:18 AM  
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Can we have one win tonight?
 
2022-05-22 10:40:05 AM  

robertus: Warthog: Recoil Therapy: Warthog: Soon(ish):

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Crossing out the section?  Doncha want us looking for you on the teevees?

_/have fun, I'd love to go to a playoff game at The Garden

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I'm a Caps fan.  I hate the Rangers.  But I married a Rangers fan and our anniversary is this week.  With my team having been eliminated, I'm taking one for the team on the home front.  But to my Caps brethren I'll deny ever having been there.

At least I can boo the Canes with a clear conscience.

I mean at least you are rooting for the team that eliminated the hated Penguins.


Also this.
 
2022-05-22 11:17:07 AM  
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2022-05-22 11:39:50 AM  
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2022-05-22 11:48:03 AM  
I'm sick and will most likely no be in the thread much.
If any one else wants to do the ice girls have at it.
Go to Getty Images and do a search for Ice Hockey Girls.
 
2022-05-22 12:23:32 PM  

DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.


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wasn't me.
 
2022-05-22 12:29:33 PM  
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2022-05-22 12:39:25 PM  
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2022-05-22 1:03:04 PM  
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/not really
//watch and imbibe
///sharks in 6
 
2022-05-22 1:08:32 PM  
Getting closer:

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2022-05-22 1:11:37 PM  
Let's go Bolts!
 
2022-05-22 1:11:48 PM  

DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.


You'll get over it.
 
2022-05-22 1:14:05 PM  
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2022-05-22 1:14:22 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: I'm sick and will most likely no be in the thread much.
If any one else wants to do the ice girls have at it.
Go to Getty Images and do a search for Ice Hockey Girls.


get well......... (a chimpy inspired soon)


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2022-05-22 1:14:26 PM  
Well, time to switch over to hockey coverage after watching a hell of a morning in the EPL.  My club had a clean sheet with the top scorer having a share of the golden boot.  I'm in a pretty good mood.  It can only get better with bonus hockey.
 
2022-05-22 1:14:29 PM  
Binner is now officially gone for the balance of the series. Lots of speculation he threw out his shoulder with the water bottle post game.. which is just mean. And funny, but mean.
 
2022-05-22 1:15:53 PM  
Yay hockey.  Also Ottawa/Gatineau peeps hope the storm didn't cause to many issues for you as well yesterday.
 
2022-05-22 1:16:03 PM  

DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.


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2022-05-22 1:16:09 PM  

desertgeek: DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.

You'll get over it.


And for those who came in late....
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2022-05-22 1:17:11 PM  
And because there are teams from Florida...

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2022-05-22 1:18:52 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: desertgeek: DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.

You'll get over it.

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2022-05-22 1:18:52 PM  

DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.


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2022-05-22 1:22:28 PM  

harleyquinnical: And because there are teams from Florida...

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2022-05-22 1:28:16 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: desertgeek: DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.

You'll get over it.

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(raises hand -- came in late) THAT'S the origin of "Johnny Sex?" Because, if so, that's freaking amazing.
 
2022-05-22 1:29:17 PM  
This whole thing is so stupid, I mean by the time the Flames have taken a 2 games to 1 lead over the Oilers, I'll have sat through 3 entire hockey games. I'm sure I'll be totally sick of the johnny sex club playoffs by then.
I almost forgot, those intermission pics are such a waste as well. I'm so sick of looking at pretty girls wearing hockey garb. So stupid.
 
2022-05-22 1:29:50 PM  
Badge post.  I might be on later tonight, but not sure.  You reprobates behave yourselves.
 
2022-05-22 1:33:20 PM  
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2022-05-22 1:36:44 PM  

buckeyebrain: Badge post.  I might be on later tonight, but not sure.  You reprobates behave yourselves.


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2022-05-22 1:43:49 PM  
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2022-05-22 1:44:14 PM  
2 minutes in and nobody has been knocked out of the game yet?
 
2022-05-22 1:49:34 PM  

harleyquinnical: And because there are teams from Florida...

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2022-05-22 1:50:00 PM  
Soccer Cats....gets me everytime.
 
2022-05-22 1:51:28 PM  

DannyBrandt: Whomever is doing the daily "Johny Sex Cup" thing must be really proud of themselves and the greens they are racking up. But it's really, really f*cking stupid.


For a site called "FARK", it's really on-brand.
 
2022-05-22 1:53:55 PM  
nice hedman pass.
 
2022-05-22 1:54:06 PM  
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2022-05-22 1:54:35 PM  
Paul's walkin like he's got a broken collarbone
 
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