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568 clicks; posted to Sports » on 22 May 2022 at 12:35 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-21 9:14:46 PM  
Tiger should just shoot for majors in the next year or two. Play the minimum otherwise to keep his card.
 
2022-05-21 10:18:22 PM  
Bet if you told him there were 10 naked escorts and a pound of blow on the 19th green, he could finish the tourney.

I joke, but it's pretty damn impressive to see him even back playing these things.
 
2022-05-22 12:20:30 AM  
The PGA has his publicly released medical history, and he has racked up a lot of problems over the years.
 
2022-05-22 12:59:29 AM  
Maybe if he didnt drunkenly rush out of a hotel and get into a crash that almost severed his leg he would have been in a much better condition


Just a guess though
 
2022-05-22 1:09:33 AM  
Well that was certainly one paragraph followed by a bunch of embedded Tweets.
 
2022-05-22 6:07:21 AM  

puffy999: Tiger should just shoot for majors in the next year or two. Play the minimum otherwise to keep his card.


A player gets a lifetime membership to the PGA Tour after they have 20 Tour wins and have played at least 15 seasons.

Tiger doesn't need to worry about losing his card.
 
2022-05-22 6:48:29 AM  
Six months ago Tiger's line was basically, I just want to get back to the point where I can walk with my kids. Now this.  When I saw him limping, I was not wondering what it was doing to his foot, but what the biomechanics of his stride were doing to his back and neck, which as we all know, have a lot of surgical procedures.
 
2022-05-22 8:56:17 AM  
LOL, worst round of his career, a 79 on an absolutely brutal day playing on one leg. 97% of golfers couldn't card a 79 on that course when it's set up for the members and the weather is perfect.
 
2022-05-22 9:53:22 AM  

drewogatory: LOL, worst round of his career, a 79 on an absolutely brutal day playing on one leg. 97% of golfers couldn't card a 79 on that course when it's set up for the members and the weather is perfect.


Okay
 
2022-05-22 10:31:46 AM  

drewogatory: LOL, worst round of his career,


It was his worst round in the PGA Championship. Not of his career.
 
2022-05-22 10:40:32 AM  

iamskibibitz: drewogatory: LOL, worst round of his career,

It was his worst round in the PGA Championship. Not of his career.


Still. a 79 isn't the end of the world.
 
rka
2022-05-22 12:36:40 PM  
Tiger loves being the guy gutting it out. Grinding. And then getting asked about it.

As long as he thinks he can play a round or two, we'll see him out there doing just that.
 
2022-05-22 2:14:38 PM  

Spego: puffy999: Tiger should just shoot for majors in the next year or two. Play the minimum otherwise to keep his card.

A player gets a lifetime membership to the PGA Tour after they have 20 Tour wins and have played at least 15 seasons.

Tiger doesn't need to worry about losing his card.


Oh cool. I wasn't sure how much you had to play or win to keep a tour card.

So, yeah, Tiger? It's me, puffy999, I know you read Fark, nobody cares if you win some  off tournaments, people only care if you win majors. So, just enter those.
 
2022-05-22 6:47:38 PM  
 Val de Verde, part dos.
 
2022-05-23 1:06:20 PM  
I saw him at the masters on the last practice day and he was struggling badly.  You could tell he was in a lot of paid and really tired.  Granted 9 practice holes is probably more swings than a full 18 hole round since they hit 2-3 balls from just about every shot location.  He probably should have waited until next year to make his comeback.
 
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