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(MSN)   Wild Hogs invade Dallas cemetery, the Del Fuegos seen headed that way   (msn.com) divider line
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2022-05-22 12:48:49 AM  
I knew where this was before I clicked. Got lost there one time. It's incredibly green this time of year. I'm surprised the solution hasn't involved barbecue.
 
2022-05-22 12:52:17 AM  

wildcardjack: I knew where this was before I clicked. Got lost there one time. It's incredibly green this time of year. I'm surprised the solution hasn't involved barbecue.


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2022-05-22 12:55:06 AM  
They a terrifying and smart creatures. They will charge and those tusks are deadly. I would never want to go after them.
 
2022-05-22 12:56:37 AM  
Was it 30-50 feral hogs?
 
2022-05-22 12:58:10 AM  
That feral hog guy warned us
 
2022-05-22 1:05:51 AM  
Earline Caldwell said the graves of her three sons (who died within months of each other a few years ago) have new damage

It's hard for me to talk about them. It's even harder for me to go out to the cemetery and see them in a place I thought would be comfortable," she said.



Comfortable for who?

Her?
 
2022-05-22 1:07:46 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: Was it 30-50 feral hogs?


30-50 funereal hogs.
 
2022-05-22 1:09:58 AM  
The Del Fuegos?  Are the Violent Femmes playing too?
 
2022-05-22 1:29:06 AM  
In this weirdest of weird timelines, I read the headline and thought: 'Why is a roaming MAGA biker gang invading a cemetery?'

Even after reading the BBQ comment, I wondered how BBQ played a role in this.
 
2022-05-22 1:37:55 AM  

blodyholy: In this weirdest of weird timelines, I read the headline and thought: 'Why is a roaming MAGA biker gang invading a cemetery?'

Even after reading the BBQ comment, I wondered how BBQ played a role in this.


It's a part of town where they like their BBQ.
 
2022-05-22 1:38:33 AM  

blodyholy: In this weirdest of weird timelines, I read the headline and thought: 'Why is a roaming MAGA biker gang invading a cemetery?'

Even after reading the BBQ comment, I wondered how BBQ played a role in this.


Because EVERYONE loves a good BBQ....

They need to put those stand up grills from public parks in cemetery too I guess...
 
2022-05-22 1:46:57 AM  
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2022-05-22 1:53:25 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: blodyholy: In this weirdest of weird timelines, I read the headline and thought: 'Why is a roaming MAGA biker gang invading a cemetery?'

Even after reading the BBQ comment, I wondered how BBQ played a role in this.

Because EVERYONE loves a good BBQ....

They need to put those stand up grills from public parks in cemetery too I guess...


That's grilling, good for burgers and hotdogs, but BBQ is smoked, long and low. On a summer Saturday you can smell the wood fires of a hundred BBQs in that neighborhood.
 
2022-05-22 2:10:01 AM  
I mean, they were very clear where they stand on the running wild thing.

The Del Fuegos - Don't Run Wild
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2022-05-22 2:28:12 AM  

Trainspotr: I mean, they were very clear where they stand on the running wild thing.

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Well, that was just dreadful.

I don't remember the song being that bad.
 
2022-05-22 3:12:22 AM  
Seriously. John Travolta and Tim Allen are such weirdos they ruin everything nowadays.
 
2022-05-22 3:28:54 AM  
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2022-05-22 3:53:56 AM  
Oh, Subby, how I wished you went with "Feral hogs cause havoc, leave dozens dead."
 
2022-05-22 4:22:55 AM  
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2022-05-22 8:40:06 AM  
Looks at picture of aftermath.....

yep. They have a hog problem.

They are the absolute worst, rooting up everything and finding.... wait for it...

gophers, mice, baby gophers, baby mice, moles, snakes, worms, frogs, or really... just yummy yummy dirt.

In my "back 40", there is an area where they rooted up everything.. looking for god knows what. Knowing that I have a mole problem, I found that a certain area was intensively dug up, and it seemed to be the mole area. I think they just munched through a nest of them or something. Bleccch. Nature's tooth and claw.

Has anyone heard of this? There are areas of the world where they fence wild hogs in an area where there are still yams and potatoes left unharvested in the soil. The hogs will go through it, then the locals will kill the hogs and cook them whole because the half digested yams and potatoes make a convenient little sausage-like food. Yum.
 
2022-05-22 8:43:51 AM  

The Third Man: The Del Fuegos?  Are the Violent Femmes playing too?


You coulda seen them before they went gold if you just got along with your sister.
 
2022-05-22 8:43:53 AM  
Subby's mom and her GFs are goths??
 
2022-05-22 12:06:14 PM  
We've got a school shooting every week but we can't hire somebody to sit out and snipe pigs?
 
2022-05-22 2:43:00 PM  
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Hogs? That's a nice cover story, but I know vampire activity when I see it.
 
2022-05-22 4:23:41 PM  

2fardownthread: Looks at picture of aftermath.....

yep. They have a hog problem.

They are the absolute worst, rooting up everything and finding.... wait for it...

gophers, mice, baby gophers, baby mice, moles, snakes, worms, frogs, or really... just yummy yummy dirt.

In my "back 40", there is an area where they rooted up everything.. looking for god knows what. Knowing that I have a mole problem, I found that a certain area was intensively dug up, and it seemed to be the mole area. I think they just munched through a nest of them or something. Bleccch. Nature's tooth and claw.

Has anyone heard of this? There are areas of the world where they fence wild hogs in an area where there are still yams and potatoes left unharvested in the soil. The hogs will go through it, then the locals will kill the hogs and cook them whole because the half digested yams and potatoes make a convenient little sausage-like food. Yum.


We had Hawaiian neighbors when I was a kid and they were digging a hole in the front yard so we went over to investigate. They were digging it to cook the pig for a luau. They had the volcanic rocks and everything. They invited us back later to have some of it. It was very tasty.
 
2022-05-22 6:52:55 PM  

saturn badger: 2fardownthread: Looks at picture of aftermath.....

yep. They have a hog problem.

They are the absolute worst, rooting up everything and finding.... wait for it...

gophers, mice, baby gophers, baby mice, moles, snakes, worms, frogs, or really... just yummy yummy dirt.

In my "back 40", there is an area where they rooted up everything.. looking for god knows what. Knowing that I have a mole problem, I found that a certain area was intensively dug up, and it seemed to be the mole area. I think they just munched through a nest of them or something. Bleccch. Nature's tooth and claw.

Has anyone heard of this? There are areas of the world where they fence wild hogs in an area where there are still yams and potatoes left unharvested in the soil. The hogs will go through it, then the locals will kill the hogs and cook them whole because the half digested yams and potatoes make a convenient little sausage-like food. Yum.

We had Hawaiian neighbors when I was a kid and they were digging a hole in the front yard so we went over to investigate. They were digging it to cook the pig for a luau. They had the volcanic rocks and everything. They invited us back later to have some of it. It was very tasty.


Wife is Puerto Rican, we bust out "the pig box" every few years for a roast...

Not mine but this is basically how it comes out....

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