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2022-05-21 8:55:31 PM  
...because any of these folks are likely to come knocking on your doors sometime soon?

I suppose a symbolic gesture is all they can muster since sanctions have turned the ruble into something resembling TP and they can't get to their offshore accounts, and more seizures look like they might be coming down the pipe.

So, I guess, attaboy, Putin! Something entirely useless and worth less than paper that you used to draft this and send it onto the press and along diplomatic channels. Good use of resources there, buddy. Not like you might want to save anything for later, right?
 
2022-05-21 9:17:07 PM  
Duh! No, I typed Duh! not Da!

Trump is President and life member of the Strong Man fanclub, still seeking pathetically to appease his Father.

Still coluding, still having chaos goblin fun.
 
2022-05-21 10:17:15 PM  
lol
Subby think he would buy a round trip in the first place.
If he goes to Russia, he's fleeing the country and is never coming back.
 
2022-05-21 11:38:18 PM  

cretinbob: lol
Subby think he would buy a round trip in the first place.
If he goes to Russia, he's fleeing the country and is never coming back.


The more surprising thing would be if he actually paid with his own money.
 
2022-05-21 11:39:38 PM  
Absolutely no surprise to me
 
2022-05-21 11:39:40 PM  

cretinbob: lol
Subby think he would buy a round trip in the first place.
If he goes to Russia, he's fleeing the country and is never coming back.


Question.  Why would the Russians want him?

At this point, if he leaves, the Russians won't have any use for him.  At least, none that I can see.
 
2022-05-21 11:49:43 PM  
That's because he was the hardest on Russia of anyone ever and Putin is afraid of banning him.
 
2022-05-22 12:00:18 AM  
I suspect most Republicans are not on it.
 
2022-05-22 12:00:34 AM  
The idiot might still be useful

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2022-05-22 12:05:37 AM  
I'd chip in for a one way ticket for him and his litter ..
 
2022-05-22 12:10:08 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The idiot might still be useful

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"Smart" on his button is spelled correctly. Boo.

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2022-05-22 12:10:20 AM  
Okay but they also banned a whole bunch of dead people from visiting so I don't think we should put too much weight on this.
 
2022-05-22 12:11:00 AM  

OrionXVI: cretinbob: lol
Subby think he would buy a round trip in the first place.
If he goes to Russia, he's fleeing the country and is never coming back.

Question.  Why would the Russians want him?

At this point, if he leaves, the Russians won't have any use for him.  At least, none that I can see.


Because they own him. He is still useful in getting the rubes worked up.
 
2022-05-22 12:12:26 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The idiot might still be useful

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That last panel did not age well
 
2022-05-22 12:15:44 AM  
I wonder how much little Eddie Snowden is enjoying his time in Russia these days?
 
2022-05-22 12:24:54 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I wonder how much little Eddie Snowden is enjoying his time in Russia these days?


Probably hoping he doesn't get sent to Ukraine.
 
2022-05-22 12:27:35 AM  
LOL. CNBC is trolling Trump.


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2022-05-22 12:39:16 AM  
Former President Barack Obama and Trump's vice president, Mike Pence, also are not on the list

Could it be that ex-politicians didn't make the cut? No, no, it must be a grand conspiracy exemplifying Trump as Putin's lapdog.
 
2022-05-22 12:41:59 AM  
I hope he likes Russia.

But something tells me he won't take me up on that offer.
 
2022-05-22 12:48:54 AM  
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2022-05-22 12:49:01 AM  

OrionXVI: cretinbob: lol
Subby think he would buy a round trip in the first place.
If he goes to Russia, he's fleeing the country and is never coming back.

Question.  Why would the Russians want him?

At this point, if he leaves, the Russians won't have any use for him.  At least, none that I can see.


It's possible that he still thinks that he knows some classified stuff that he hasn't blabbed about.
 
2022-05-22 12:49:43 AM  
I very much doubt Donald Trump is able to leave the country.  As much as nothing is going to happen, he can't leave.
 
2022-05-22 12:51:32 AM  
Here it is.  The last time Trump's plane got out over open waters, in range of another country, it had "spontaneous engine failure."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-plane-makes-emergency-landing-saturday-returning-new-orleans-rcna19395
 
2022-05-22 1:04:18 AM  
I would be fine with chipping in to send him to Russia first class, no, super-duper class, with inflight unlimited hamberders and diet coke as long as he never comes back.
 
2022-05-22 1:04:39 AM  
So Russia claims they invaded Ukraine to "de-nazify" it, but they're ok with inviting a Nazi over?
 
2022-05-22 1:11:10 AM  

FatherChaos: So Russia claims they invaded Ukraine to "de-nazify" it, but they're ok with inviting a Nazi over?


They're about as specific with words as Republicans are.  'Nazi' just means someone they don't like, to them.
 
2022-05-22 1:14:10 AM  

FatherChaos: So Russia claims they invaded Ukraine to "de-nazify" it, but they're ok with inviting a Nazi over?


Trump is a Nazi magnet, so Putin's going to dangle him from a helicopter and fish up all the other hidden Nazis.
 
2022-05-22 1:29:07 AM  
lol amazing

Putin wins if Trump, claiming to be President Trump, goes to Russia and brokers the end of the war, even if it means Russia leaves Ukraine entirely, because it also means that Trump has the authority that his 2 impeachments were supposed to remove. And Putin thereby ratfarks US democracy.
 
2022-05-22 1:32:07 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: lol amazing

Putin wins if Trump, claiming to be President Trump, goes to Russia and brokers the end of the war, even if it means Russia leaves Ukraine entirely, because it also means that Trump has the authority that his 2 impeachments were supposed to remove. And Putin thereby ratfarks US democracy.


Not possible.  TFG speaks for nobody.
 
2022-05-22 1:45:19 AM  

Lochsteppe: Trump is a Nazi magnet, so Putin's going to dangle him from a helicopter and fish up all the other hidden Nazis.


Would swear this was a movie plot, but can't place it.
 
2022-05-22 2:08:01 AM  

foo monkey: I very much doubt Donald Trump is able to leave the country.  As much as nothing is going to happen, he can't leave.


Who's going to stop him? The Marshal of the Supreme Court?
 
2022-05-22 2:42:40 AM  
I'm very much surprised Trump hasn't already visited Moscow as a "guest of the State." Huge production all over state-sponsored TV of him soaking up the adulation of "real Russians" as he "gets to the bottom of the conflict." It's such a perfect fit that someone must be assigned to physically sit on him to keep him from getting on the plane.
 
2022-05-22 2:50:00 AM  

foo monkey: Here it is.  The last time Trump's plane got out over open waters, in range of another country, it had "spontaneous engine failure."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-plane-makes-emergency-landing-saturday-returning-new-orleans-rcna19395


What country do you believe is between LA and FL?
 
2022-05-22 3:00:25 AM  
I thought faceberg was his best bud?
 
2022-05-22 3:10:43 AM  
Came for the Go-Fund-Me link.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2022-05-22 3:13:22 AM  

foo monkey: Here it is.  The last time Trump's plane got out over open waters, in range of another country, it had "spontaneous engine failure."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-plane-makes-emergency-landing-saturday-returning-new-orleans-rcna19395


I wonder, was he ever able to afford the engine his 757 needs?
 
2022-05-22 3:53:31 AM  
This is a problem; leftist issue WHY???

Biden should be banned from traveling/speaking about/or even brought into the conversation from ANY issue
Same for Kamala, Pelosi (original Karen) or the "squad"

Please send Biden over.....he wouldn't even know what country or issue he was dealing with or what day it was......
He is the worst "president" we have ever had. Worse than Wison, Carter, or even Bush.
Vastly worse than Osama Bin Obama, and that is a hard line to beat.
 
2022-05-22 3:55:46 AM  

blackminded: I'm very much surprised Trump hasn't already visited Moscow as a "guest of the State." Huge production all over state-sponsored TV of him soaking up the adulation of "real Russians" as he "gets to the bottom of the conflict." It's such a perfect fit that someone must be assigned to physically sit on him to keep him from getting on the plane.


I'm actually surprised Hunter hasn't made an appearance to protect his and his pops financial interests in the region,

Oh.....wait......nevermind......they can recoup from dealings with China
 
2022-05-22 3:59:18 AM  

Gilligan13: This is a problem; leftist issue WHY???

Biden should be banned from traveling/speaking about/or even brought into the conversation from ANY issue
Same for Kamala, Pelosi (original Karen) or the "squad"

Please send Biden over.....he wouldn't even know what country or issue he was dealing with or what day it was......
He is the worst "president" we have ever had. Worse than Wison, Carter, or even Bush.
Vastly worse than Osama Bin Obama, and that is a hard line to beat.


Oh, it's you again.  Factually wrong about everything.
 
2022-05-22 4:25:46 AM  
Hmmm....factually wrong about what????

Biden is a dementia-ridden (and I'm sorry to see it because that is a horrible issue for any human) person.
Biden, not knowing where he was on any given day or what issue he was speaking about? (watch any video of him)
Hunter is a criminal and taking a vast amount of money from interests in Ukraine/Russia/China
Hunter is vastly underqualified (unless you count being the Vice President's/"President's" son for any position he's ever held and feeding those profits into Biden's coffers?
Hunter's laptop. Nuff said (varified by the FBI and External fact checkers)
Biden's father and Uncle's activities regarding finances from foreign interests

What is factually wrong with any of those?

Oh....wait

It's not what CNN and MSNBC say. So it must be wrong, racist, sexist, transphobic or some other "ism"
 
2022-05-22 4:29:58 AM  

Gilligan13: Hmmm....factually wrong about what????

Biden is a dementia-ridden (and I'm sorry to see it because that is a horrible issue for any human) person.
Biden, not knowing where he was on any given day or what issue he was speaking about? (watch any video of him)
Hunter is a criminal and taking a vast amount of money from interests in Ukraine/Russia/China
Hunter is vastly underqualified (unless you count being the Vice President's/"President's" son for any position he's ever held and feeding those profits into Biden's coffers?
Hunter's laptop. Nuff said (varified by the FBI and External fact checkers)
Biden's father and Uncle's activities regarding finances from foreign interests

What is factually wrong with any of those?

Oh....wait

It's not what CNN and MSNBC say. So it must be wrong, racist, sexist, transphobic or some other "ism"


They are all lies.  Each and every one of them.  I know it, and I'm about 95% sure you do as well.  So there's a 5% chance you believe the lies you tell, but that doesn't mean they're not lies.
 
2022-05-22 4:36:22 AM  

Gilligan13: What is factually wrong with any of those?

Oh....wait

It's not what CNN and MSNBC say. So it must be wrong, racist, sexist, transphobic or some other "ism"


You're asking us to prove a negative. It's an illegitimate argument. In bad faith. But you already know that and think you have "won" some kind of argument noone else was even in.

It's like shouting at a mirror.
 
2022-05-22 4:40:17 AM  

DannyBrandt: Gilligan13: What is factually wrong with any of those?

Oh....wait

It's not what CNN and MSNBC say. So it must be wrong, racist, sexist, transphobic or some other "ism"

You're asking us to prove a negative. It's an illegitimate argument. In bad faith. But you already know that and think you have "won" some kind of argument noone else was even in.

It's like shouting at a mirror.


I also should have gone ahead and told him that watching any TV for news is a bad idea, but he's been too consistently wrong to be accidental.
 
2022-05-22 4:44:51 AM  
Obama isn't on the list either. Nor are any other former presidents. Guess they must be Russian assets!!1!

This is pretty lazy spin tailored to naive people on the left
 
2022-05-22 6:06:05 AM  

pxsteel: foo monkey: Here it is.  The last time Trump's plane got out over open waters, in range of another country, it had "spontaneous engine failure."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-plane-makes-emergency-landing-saturday-returning-new-orleans-rcna19395

What country do you believe is between LA and FL?


The United States?

/or Mexico
 
2022-05-22 6:13:26 AM  

Sumo Surfer: Obama isn't on the list either. Nor are any other former presidents. Guess they must be Russian assets!!1!

This is pretty lazy spin tailored to naive people on the left


Nope. Only your man Trump.
 
2022-05-22 6:25:50 AM  

Sumo Surfer: Obama isn't on the list either. Nor are any other former presidents. Guess they must be Russian assets!!1!

This is pretty lazy spin tailored to naive people on the left


But nobody was tougher on Russia than Trump, he said so himself!  Why wouldn't somebody who was so tough on Russia not be on that list?

It's not just spin, dinkus, it's another way of pointing out that Preznit Donnie sucked Vlad's dick for 4 years and would be an accomplice in Vlad's homicidal theft of Ukraine right now if he hadn't been such a losing loser.  Those other former presidents weren't reasonably accused of being Putin's puppets, were they?  Donnie was.
 
2022-05-22 6:26:50 AM  

Gilligan13: This is a problem; leftist issue WHY???

Biden should be banned from traveling/speaking about/or even brought into the conversation from ANY issue
Same for Kamala, Pelosi (original Karen) or the "squad"

Please send Biden over.....he wouldn't even know what country or issue he was dealing with or what day it was......
He is the worst "president" we have ever had. Worse than Wison, Carter, or even Bush.
Vastly worse than Osama Bin Obama, and that is a hard line to beat.


Username checks out, as you're obviously a 13 year old buffoon
 
2022-05-22 6:28:55 AM  

OrionXVI: cretinbob: lol
Subby think he would buy a round trip in the first place.
If he goes to Russia, he's fleeing the country and is never coming back.

Question.  Why would the Russians want him?

At this point, if he leaves, the Russians won't have any use for him.  At least, none that I can see.


Because he says really complimentary things about them. Every authoritarian needs more yes men.
 
2022-05-22 6:29:41 AM  

Gilligan13: Hmmm....factually wrong about what????

Biden is a dementia-ridden (and I'm sorry to see it because that is a horrible issue for any human) person.
Biden, not knowing where he was on any given day or what issue he was speaking about? (watch any video of him)
Hunter is a criminal and taking a vast amount of money from interests in Ukraine/Russia/China
Hunter is vastly underqualified (unless you count being the Vice President's/"President's" son for any position he's ever held and feeding those profits into Biden's coffers?
Hunter's laptop. Nuff said (varified by the FBI and External fact checkers)
Biden's father and Uncle's activities regarding finances from foreign interests

What is factually wrong with any of those?

Oh....wait

It's not what CNN and MSNBC say. So it must be wrong, racist, sexist, transphobic or some other "ism"


It's a small island, Gilligan.
Stay on your side.
 
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