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2022-05-21 8:38:46 PM  
"What seems to be happening now is that it has got into the population as a sexual form, as a genital form, and is being spread as are sexually transmitted infections, which has amplified its transmission around the world," Heymann said.

Thankfully, I have granted myself immunity from this devilish scourge....
 
2022-05-21 10:43:29 PM  
Okay, who is the monkey farker.
 
2022-05-21 11:10:48 PM  
Stop putting your dick in everything.
 
2022-05-21 11:12:08 PM  

Snort: Stop putting your dick in everything.


You sir, are not my supervisor.
 
2022-05-21 11:12:16 PM  

BizarreMan: Okay, who is the monkey farker.


Not me and you can't prove it.
 
2022-05-21 11:17:49 PM  
This would not be happening if everyone was in a monogamous relationship.  But some dude has to hog it all.  And some chick has to be all:
No, I want someone who pants aren't high wader.
 
2022-05-21 11:18:09 PM  

Snort: Stop putting your dick in everything.


What about on everything?  That feels like an acceptable compromise.
 
2022-05-21 11:18:50 PM  
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line?
 
2022-05-21 11:21:09 PM  
oh well, no more fetish festivals for a while

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/ participants probably picture something different if you say"super-spreader"
 
2022-05-21 11:23:34 PM  
Some of us have received small pox vaccinations. It was a long time ago but maybe we're protected from those exotic, African rodent pets.
 
2022-05-21 11:23:56 PM  
On the bright side, if they restart vaccinating against smallpox to protect against this, the only younger children that should need it are alter boys and anyone close to or working with Kevin Spacey.
 
2022-05-21 11:24:06 PM  
That headline is very stupid and I laughed harder than I should have.
 
2022-05-21 11:25:53 PM  
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2022-05-21 11:27:58 PM  
Third Base!
 
2022-05-21 11:30:22 PM  
The name of the band?
 
2022-05-21 11:31:39 PM  
I'm not sure what logic he's using to suggest it's a new "sexual form"? The previous core method of transport was spit. Kissing seems still the most likely route outside of a family household, and the Spanish outbreak at the sauna would logically suggest that first over some new sexually transmitted variant.

All it would take would be a short chain of men from the initial holiday encounter in Africa via Europe to the US. It wouldn't require sex, just a chain of unfortunate kisses - it just happens it hit into a specific person who allowed that to spread.

It could be exactly the same virus as the last few decades, just hit a lucky transmission route.
 
2022-05-21 11:32:03 PM  
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2022-05-21 11:32:04 PM  
WHO working on more monkeypox guidance as cases rise - senior adviser?
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Say it.
 
2022-05-21 11:32:28 PM  
Patient zero?

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2022-05-21 11:32:30 PM  

Bungles: I'm not sure what logic he's using to suggest it's a new "sexual form"? The previous core method of transport was spit. Kissing seems still the most likely route outside of a family household, and the Spanish outbreak at the sauna would logically suggest that first over some new sexually transmitted variant.

All it would take would be a short chain of men from the initial holiday encounter in Africa via Europe to the US. It wouldn't require sex, just a chain of unfortunate kisses - it just happens it hit into a specific person who allowed that to spread.

It could be exactly the same virus as the last few decades, just hit a lucky transmission route.


BJ's.

He is talking about BJs.
 
2022-05-21 11:35:47 PM  

BizarreMan: Okay, who is the monkey farker.


Practically speaking, wouldn't a monkey rip your head off if you tried that?
 
2022-05-21 11:37:57 PM  

aungen: Bungles: I'm not sure what logic he's using to suggest it's a new "sexual form"? The previous core method of transport was spit. Kissing seems still the most likely route outside of a family household, and the Spanish outbreak at the sauna would logically suggest that first over some new sexually transmitted variant.

All it would take would be a short chain of men from the initial holiday encounter in Africa via Europe to the US. It wouldn't require sex, just a chain of unfortunate kisses - it just happens it hit into a specific person who allowed that to spread.

It could be exactly the same virus as the last few decades, just hit a lucky transmission route.

BJ's.

He is talking about BJs.



Given monkeypox lesions most commonly happen on the hands and arms, more likely hand jobs than BJs, if we're going to go there.
 
2022-05-21 11:40:26 PM  

Snort: Stop putting your dick in everything.


I don't often add new farkies, but sometimes they write themselves

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2022-05-21 11:45:43 PM  
from what I've read, it's a gay sex thang, and no, monkeys are not involved
 
2022-05-21 11:49:30 PM  
What's the big deal? It's just gross and inconvenient. It only has like a 1% mortality rate. Oh crap. Covid has about a 1% mortality rate.
 
2022-05-21 11:51:56 PM  

waxbeans: This would not be happening if everyone was in a monogamous relationship.  But some dude has to hog it all.  And some chick has to be all:
No, I want someone who pants aren't high wader.


Haha hey now don't give them more ideas, this sounds like how Hogpox starts!
/pants, what are those lol
 
2022-05-21 11:56:15 PM  
 
2022-05-22 12:04:10 AM  
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Has anyone seen Randy? RANDY!!!
 
2022-05-22 12:08:07 AM  
Harry Wagstaff:

Third Base!

Costello: I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?
Abbott: That's right.
 
2022-05-22 12:13:03 AM  

Snort: Stop putting your dick in everything.


I'm not quitting mashed potatoes and you can't make me
 
2022-05-22 12:13:55 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: from what I've read, it's a gay sex thang, and no, monkeys are not involved


But involving monkeys isn't forbidden either, though yeah?
 
2022-05-22 12:20:09 AM  
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What is the world coming to when you can't even trust your special sock monkey?
 
2022-05-22 12:30:21 AM  

melfunction: Some of us have received small pox vaccinations. It was a long time ago but maybe we're protected from those exotic, African rodent pets.


My wife just told me about this smallpox vax thing. Maybe 85% immunity. WOO! Somebody pass me another monkey. I just split this one.
 
2022-05-22 12:38:49 AM  

Bob Down: melfunction: Some of us have received small pox vaccinations. It was a long time ago but maybe we're protected from those exotic, African rodent pets.

My wife just told me about this smallpox vax thing. Maybe 85% immunity. WOO! Somebody pass me another monkey. I just split this one.


Given the way people reacted to the covid vaccine, I doubt encouraging the smallpox vaccine will go well, given it usually scars.
 
2022-05-22 12:38:56 AM  

Bungles: aungen: Bungles: I'm not sure what logic he's using to suggest it's a new "sexual form"? The previous core method of transport was spit. Kissing seems still the most likely route outside of a family household, and the Spanish outbreak at the sauna would logically suggest that first over some new sexually transmitted variant.

All it would take would be a short chain of men from the initial holiday encounter in Africa via Europe to the US. It wouldn't require sex, just a chain of unfortunate kisses - it just happens it hit into a specific person who allowed that to spread.

It could be exactly the same virus as the last few decades, just hit a lucky transmission route.

BJ's.

He is talking about BJs.


Given monkeypox lesions most commonly happen on the hands and arms, more likely hand jobs than BJs, if we're going to go there.


Bungles a hand job ...

I mean, how?
 
2022-05-22 12:41:30 AM  

BizarreMan: Okay, who is the monkey farker.


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2022-05-22 12:42:48 AM  

melfunction: Some of us have received small pox vaccinations. It was a long time ago but maybe we're protected from those exotic, African rodent pets.


Pretty sure the smallpox vaccine only protects against the monkey pox if it was a recent vaccine.
 
2022-05-22 12:43:56 AM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: read this
Monkeypox: Time to worry or one to ignore? - BBC News


Look before you fark .
Monkeypox is spreading during sexual activities with most cases having lesions on their genitals and the surrounding area.
 
2022-05-22 12:44:04 AM  

MrBallou: Snort: Stop putting your dick in everything.

I don't often add new farkies, but sometimes they write themselves

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2022-05-22 12:56:49 AM  
It seems to be rather contagious for something that is "not very contagious".

Oh well.
 
2022-05-22 1:01:31 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: Third Base!


That was about a weasel
 
2022-05-22 1:05:46 AM  

Lsherm: "What seems to be happening now is that it has got into the population as a sexual form, as a genital form, and is being spread as are sexually transmitted infections, which has amplified its transmission around the world," Heymann said.

Thankfully, I have granted myself immunity from this devilish scourge....


I'd say much of Fark is safe. Not me, I live in fear, but you guys... you guys are safe.
 
2022-05-22 1:11:03 AM  

mrparks: It seems to be rather contagious for something that is "not very contagious".

Oh well.



It's not very contagious in the sense of colds/flu/coronavirus are contagious.

It requires spit, lesion, or wound contact, rather than someone coughing. Or at least it did (and probably still does).
 
2022-05-22 1:19:46 AM  
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WHO keeps track of monkey pox? WE DOO! WEE DOO!
 
2022-05-22 1:24:24 AM  

melfunction: Some of us have received small pox vaccinations. It was a long time ago but maybe we're protected from those exotic, African rodent pets.


The antivaxxers will never go for it.
 
2022-05-22 1:31:56 AM  

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The Kardashians are getting weirder.
 
2022-05-22 1:35:48 AM  

Bungles: aungen: Bungles: I'm not sure what logic he's using to suggest it's a new "sexual form"? The previous core method of transport was spit. Kissing seems still the most likely route outside of a family household, and the Spanish outbreak at the sauna would logically suggest that first over some new sexually transmitted variant.

All it would take would be a short chain of men from the initial holiday encounter in Africa via Europe to the US. It wouldn't require sex, just a chain of unfortunate kisses - it just happens it hit into a specific person who allowed that to spread.

It could be exactly the same virus as the last few decades, just hit a lucky transmission route.

BJ's.

He is talking about BJs.


Given monkeypox lesions most commonly happen on the hands and arms, more likely hand jobs than BJs, if we're going to go there.


Earlier non-PC censored article's were reporting lesions on genitals and mouths. Make of that as you will.
 
2022-05-22 1:36:25 AM  

aungen: Bungles: aungen: Bungles: I'm not sure what logic he's using to suggest it's a new "sexual form"? The previous core method of transport was spit. Kissing seems still the most likely route outside of a family household, and the Spanish outbreak at the sauna would logically suggest that first over some new sexually transmitted variant.

All it would take would be a short chain of men from the initial holiday encounter in Africa via Europe to the US. It wouldn't require sex, just a chain of unfortunate kisses - it just happens it hit into a specific person who allowed that to spread.

It could be exactly the same virus as the last few decades, just hit a lucky transmission route.

BJ's.

He is talking about BJs.


Given monkeypox lesions most commonly happen on the hands and arms, more likely hand jobs than BJs, if we're going to go there.

Bungles a hand job ...

I mean, how?


Is Bungles the name of the monkey?
 
2022-05-22 1:38:55 AM  
It's not sex.
It's air travel.
It got into male flight attendants.
Need I say more?
 
2022-05-22 1:41:09 AM  
Pox generally appear on the warmest, moistest tissues first.  It incubates fastest where it is warm and wet.
 
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