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2022-05-21 4:54:52 PM  
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2022-05-21 5:08:30 PM  
Oh no, what have they done with Geoff?
 
2022-05-21 5:51:09 PM  
The best part of getting laser eye surgery was the smell of my corneas burning
 
2022-05-21 6:51:08 PM  
And it went something like this:
The Stoned Age - BOC Laser Trip
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2022-05-21 7:22:22 PM  
that's what he gets for flying a plane, stupid
 
2022-05-21 8:00:01 PM  
Would you say he feels a little unwell.
 
2022-05-21 8:20:43 PM  
Simpsons did it.

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2022-05-21 8:32:20 PM  
Ouch.

Once my wife was playing with one of the cats with a laser pointer and for the briefest of moments the laser passed over a mirror and got my eye.  It was the tiniest fraction of a second and still hurt like hell.
 
2022-05-21 9:02:04 PM  

Flappyhead: Simpsons did it.

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Glad someone covered it so I didn't have to on a phone
 
2022-05-21 9:50:19 PM  
They are not Five Finger Death Punch, subby.

They are hard rock's Nickleback.
 
2022-05-21 9:56:06 PM  
"he got blasted in the face"

Ah, so it's THAT kind of show...
 
2022-05-21 10:02:08 PM  
He should get full facial tattoo.
That'll make everything better.
 
2022-05-21 10:04:39 PM  
"Stage shows".  Just play your music.  Unless you think that that won't do.
I'll go as far as flashing overhead lights, but if you're trying to make it a "multimedia experience", you're on the wrong path, baby.
 
2022-05-21 10:58:21 PM  
One of those lasers point blank?  It's permanent.  He might be able to get vision in that eye which is equivalent to advanced macular degeneration.
 
2022-05-21 11:09:33 PM  
Five Finger Death Punch? More like Five Finger Bad Cover Band.

But seriously, that sucks. Hope he gets better.
 
2022-05-21 11:10:41 PM  
That's another band, right? Did two bands with dumb names fight onstage?

/DRTFA
 
2022-05-22 1:44:14 AM  

Noah_Tall: One of those lasers point blank?  It's permanent.  He might be able to get vision in that eye which is equivalent to advanced macular degeneration.


Yeah... You're not supposed to scan/diffract those kinds of lasers through the crowd, a direct hit like that is going to cause permanent blindness way faster than your blink reflex could ever protect you.
 
2022-05-22 1:44:38 AM  
Why couldn't it have blasted his farking vocal cords?
 
2022-05-22 2:10:07 AM  
GAAAHH MY EYE!!! is my Five Finger Death Punch coverband name
 
2022-05-22 2:10:08 AM  
I started to feel bad for him, until I saw that they sell have 2 dates in Russia on their European tour.

This is karma. I didn't expect a literal Eye For an Eye, mind you....
 
2022-05-22 2:18:04 AM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I started to feel bad for him, until I saw that they sell have 2 dates in Russia on their European tour.

This is karma. I didn't expect a literal Eye For an Eye, mind you....


Didn't they have a recent anti-mask song, and/or anti-vaxx song?

I went from ignoring them to actively avoiding them after that.
 
2022-05-22 6:29:09 AM  
That is definitely gonna hurt. Will he be able to use his eye again?
 
2022-05-22 11:38:57 AM  

Alphax: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I started to feel bad for him, until I saw that they sell have 2 dates in Russia on their European tour.

This is karma. I didn't expect a literal Eye For an Eye, mind you....

Didn't they have a recent anti-mask song, and/or anti-vaxx song?

I went from ignoring them to actively avoiding them after that.


2 of the 4 members are hardcore MAGA if I recall.
 
2022-05-22 11:45:59 AM  

OhioUGrad: They are not Five Finger Death Punch, subby.

They are hard rock's Nickleback.


Five Finger Fruit Punch
 
2022-05-22 3:28:33 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Ouch.

Once my wife was playing with one of the cats with a laser pointer and for the briefest of moments the laser passed over a mirror and got my eye.  It was the tiniest fraction of a second and still hurt like hell.


A small red laser should not be that bad. Now the blue and green ones? They can blind someone.

I have a real ruby laser and it reflected back from a double pane window. It was like you described.

/some peoples eyes are more sensitive than others
 
2022-05-22 7:43:27 PM  

saturn badger: kittyhas1000legs: Ouch.

Once my wife was playing with one of the cats with a laser pointer and for the briefest of moments the laser passed over a mirror and got my eye.  It was the tiniest fraction of a second and still hurt like hell.

A small red laser should not be that bad. Now the blue and green ones? They can blind someone.

I have a real ruby laser and it reflected back from a double pane window. It was like you described.

/some peoples eyes are more sensitive than others


I have a 2w blue laser that can burn through a tire.  When using it I'm very careful not to point it at anything even remotely reflective.  Why do I have something that powerful?  Cause it's neat.
 
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