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2022-05-21 6:05:42 PM  
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2022-05-21 6:07:17 PM  
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2022-05-21 6:07:40 PM  
Dear Subby:

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2022-05-21 6:08:27 PM  
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mjg
2022-05-21 6:09:08 PM  
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2022-05-21 6:10:21 PM  
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2022-05-21 6:10:24 PM  
Nice article, but I'll wait for the movie...
 
2022-05-21 6:13:29 PM  
"#4: Masturbating "too much" is rare"

I prefer to think of it as well done, but that's just me.
 
2022-05-21 6:17:46 PM  

skinink: "#4: Masturbating "too much" is rare"

I prefer to think of it as well done, but that's just me.


Pink in the middle is perfect.
 
2022-05-21 6:18:54 PM  
Thanks for coming.
 
2022-05-21 6:21:31 PM  
*voice from the ceiling* I see what you do there, subby
 
2022-05-21 6:23:32 PM  
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2022-05-21 6:25:19 PM  

mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]


Why is she wearing rubber gloves?
 
2022-05-21 6:27:06 PM  
Don't knock masturbation; It's with someone I love.
-- AnonymousMosesFarrow
 
2022-05-21 6:28:45 PM  
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2022-05-21 6:29:44 PM  

AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?


Book of Deuteronomy, et al.
 
2022-05-21 6:31:17 PM  
Like it's news that women masturbate.

OH MAH GAWD SHE GETS HORNY WHAT A F*CKING SIN
 
2022-05-21 6:31:27 PM  
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/I'll have what she's having
 
2022-05-21 6:33:05 PM  
Just to be a Doug Downer here, I'd like to point out that once Roe versus Wade is overturned, sex toys and pr0n and birth control will be next in line for the ban hammer.
 
2022-05-21 6:34:48 PM  

AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?


The Stranger. Not just a Billy Joel album.
 
2022-05-21 6:35:52 PM  

mononymous: Nice article, but I'll wait for the movie...


https://www.xnxx.com/search/masterbation
 
mjg
2022-05-21 6:35:55 PM  

AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?


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2022-05-21 6:39:34 PM  

DuneClimber: Just to be a Doug Downer here, I'd like to point out that once Roe versus Wade is overturned, sex toys and pr0n and birth control will be next in line for the ban hammer.


You're not a downer. Just an idiot. Let us have one thing that isn't corrupted by your abortion fear mongering.
 
2022-05-21 6:40:25 PM  

AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?


Safety. Wouldn't want to catch something yucky, would you?
 
2022-05-21 6:41:22 PM  

mononymous: Nice article, but I'll wait for the movie...


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2022-05-21 6:41:54 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: You're not a downer. Just an idiot. Let us have one thing that isn't corrupted by your abortion fear mongering.


Ah, so you're onea those...
 
2022-05-21 6:43:40 PM  
Let's not give them further reason to put less money in sex education.
 
2022-05-21 6:44:59 PM  

MIAppologia: Like it's news that women masturbate.

OH MAH GAWD SHE GETS HORNY WHAT A F*CKING SIN


Keep trying to win the argument no one here is making
 
2022-05-21 6:48:35 PM  

mjg: AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?

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LOL!  The "microphone".
 
2022-05-21 6:49:57 PM  

AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?


She's doing the dishes at the same time.

#Multitasking
 
2022-05-21 6:51:35 PM  

DuneClimber: Just to be a Doug Downer here, I'd like to point out that once Roe versus Wade is overturned, sex toys and pr0n and birth control will be next in line for the ban hammer.


Haha they gonna cut off all our hands?
 
2022-05-21 6:51:38 PM  
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2022-05-21 6:56:34 PM  

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"FIRE!"
*blank stares*
"Cat up a tree?!"
 
2022-05-21 6:59:57 PM  
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2022-05-21 7:00:28 PM  

johnny_vegas: Keep trying to win the argument no one here is making


The article is imposing the sentiment, not anyone here.
 
2022-05-21 7:03:53 PM  
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2022-05-21 7:10:41 PM  
"self-raped her sin cave..."
James Dodson never gets old....
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2022-05-21 7:11:43 PM  
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2022-05-21 7:12:03 PM  

skinink: "#4: Masturbating "too much" is rare"

I prefer to think of it as well done, but that's just me.


Tenderized.
 
2022-05-21 7:12:38 PM  
Girls are lucky, then can masturbate to orgasm when and where ever they want.   Guys...not so much
 
2022-05-21 7:12:55 PM  

MIAppologia: johnny_vegas: Keep trying to win the argument no one here is making

The article is imposing the sentiment, not anyone here.


Besides, it's no secret the far righties want it stopped. Not because they actually think it's wrong, but because they're jealous.

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2022-05-21 7:16:12 PM  
dennysgod: Girls are lucky, then can masturbate to orgasm when and where ever they want.   Guys...not so much

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2022-05-21 7:24:49 PM  

AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?


Not di rubber mon, di vinyl
 
2022-05-21 7:27:01 PM  

AeAe: mjg: [Fark user image image 634x423]

Why is she wearing rubber gloves?


Obviously she's using rubbers to practice safe sex.
 
2022-05-21 7:28:39 PM  

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I don't know what this plebe device is, my wife only masturbates in the finest of Yurts.
 
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User name checks out?


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2022-05-21 7:32:24 PM  
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/I think the 'masterbingo' in the video was meant as a hint
 
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