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2022-05-21 12:04:58 PM  
So, opening up another front in Syria makes perfect sense. See, Sheeple? THIS is what 5D chess looks like.

Or a dude out of his mind on pain meds.
 
2022-05-21 1:52:24 PM  
Rover took over...

/Dice fan
 
2022-05-21 3:29:19 PM  
Putin had a mother?  I thought he was a Soviet experiment with fecal coli-form bacteria that gained limited sentience.
 
2022-05-21 3:32:53 PM  
What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?
 
2022-05-21 3:33:13 PM  

hubiestubert: So, opening up another front in Syria makes perfect sense. See, Sheeple? THIS is what 5D chess looks like.

Or a dude out of his mind on pain meds.


Time for Japan to say, "You know the Kuril islands you claim? Mine."
 
2022-05-21 3:33:48 PM  
I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.
 
2022-05-21 3:35:11 PM  
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2022-05-21 3:36:02 PM  
Russian folk tale of an axe porridge
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2022-05-21 3:36:23 PM  
When he went there,
The cupboard was bare,
And the mfs still don't get phones
 
2022-05-21 3:37:05 PM  
And when he got there the cuppord was bare. Then Patron bit his dick off and he bled to death in agony, ukraine lived happily ever after, The end.
 
2022-05-21 3:37:27 PM  
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2022-05-21 3:38:46 PM  

jjorsett: hubiestubert: So, opening up another front in Syria makes perfect sense. See, Sheeple? THIS is what 5D chess looks like.

Or a dude out of his mind on pain meds.

Time for Japan to say, "You know the Kuril islands you claim? Mine."


Why you gotta try and get your October Revolution speedrun into our WWII speedrun? We're doing just fine.

Dear leader is already out of his mind on meds... If we cheat and make him pop pills fast enough he'll clip through the floor and land right in the Furherbunker.
 
2022-05-21 3:40:40 PM  
He's an old mother somethin' but I'd have gone a different direction than "Hubbard".

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2022-05-21 3:41:52 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?


TL;DR version: there's a video of some Ukrainian fighters taking one apart. It's a hobby drone with a DLSR camera in it.
 
2022-05-21 3:42:29 PM  
I like the balance of dems and GOP on the banned list to not make it obvious, but the inclusion of Soros and Clinton... well, it makes the Russian-GOP propaganda connection obvious.
 
2022-05-21 3:43:56 PM  

iheartscotch: Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?

TL;DR version: there's a video of some Ukrainian fighters taking one apart. It's a hobby drone with a DLSR camera in it.


DSLR camera. The camera is the most expensive part of the whole thing.
 
2022-05-21 3:45:25 PM  
How will the tankies get enough copium to survive?

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2022-05-21 3:45:29 PM  
The manned craft were feeling neglected..


🔴 Russian Mig-29 shot down
Youtube N75Khf31XFc
 
2022-05-21 3:47:20 PM  
Humpity Trumpity sat on a wall
Humpity Trumpity had a great fall
And all Putin's horses
And all Putin's men
Couldn't put Trumpity
Together again.

Am I doing this right? It's been a long hard time.

/ Nice use of nursary rhymes, altough they have been spoiled by people who failed to read to their Millennials and Generation Z.
 
2022-05-21 3:48:37 PM  

teh great bozack: He's an old mother somethin' but I'd have gone a different direction than "Hubbard".

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One of the most hilarious TV re-dubs of a movie line I ever saw was actually Pulp Fiction on TBS or something. At the end diner scene where Jules tells Ringo to get his wallet out of the bag, the line was "It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Hubbard' on it."
 
2022-05-21 3:49:54 PM  

EJ25T: teh great bozack: He's an old mother somethin' but I'd have gone a different direction than "Hubbard".

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One of the most hilarious TV re-dubs of a movie line I ever saw was actually Pulp Fiction on TBS or something. At the end diner scene where Jules tells Ringo to get his wallet out of the bag, the line was "It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Hubbard' on it."


Never fight a stranger in the Alps.
 
2022-05-21 3:50:28 PM  
Here is Operator Starski with the Orlan Unboxing.


"Unboxing" of Russian "Orlan"
Youtube 1sPKSMeonxg
 
2022-05-21 3:50:31 PM  
This takes care of a few thousand drones

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2022-05-21 3:51:35 PM  
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2022-05-21 3:51:38 PM  

EJ25T: teh great bozack: He's an old mother somethin' but I'd have gone a different direction than "Hubbard".

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One of the most hilarious TV re-dubs of a movie line I ever saw was actually Pulp Fiction on TBS or something. At the end diner scene where Jules tells Ringo to get his wallet out of the bag, the line was "It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Hubbard' on it."


My favorite was Die-Hard, which not only had "Yippee ki yay, MISTER FALCO" but also a botched one: "BLEEP of a biatch!"
 
2022-05-21 3:52:19 PM  

8 inches: Rover took over...

/Dice fan


I think Rover is technically a drone. He can fly and he's remotely operated.

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2022-05-21 3:53:33 PM  
Man... a Ford plant would really fark them over. It comes preloaded with explosives.
 
2022-05-21 3:55:28 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.


He will forever live rent free in your brain.

But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west. 

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?
 
2022-05-21 3:56:59 PM  

hubiestubert: So, opening up another front in Syria makes perfect sense. See, Sheeple? THIS is what 5D chess looks like.


It is, actually. It's what 5D chess looks like when you don't understand the rules, don't have all the pieces and only brought four or five pawns to play with, and everyone else at the table is playing poker and staring at you like you're an idiot. Which you clearly are.
 
2022-05-21 3:58:36 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Barricaded Gunman: I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.

He will forever live rent free in your brain.

But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west. 

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?


......yawn......
 
2022-05-21 3:58:49 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Barricaded Gunman: I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.

He will forever live rent free in your brain.

But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west. 

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?


Thank you for your insightful commentary Mr. Alex Jones.
 
2022-05-21 3:59:00 PM  
Does Erdogan contemplate closing the Bosphorus to the West as soon as Putin announces he's won the "special police action" against Ukraine?  I'd hate to hear our guardians didn't see that coming.  Rules simpler than that got the GOP the Supreme Court.

Of course, nothing like getting into your missile launcher and finding the US can brick it remotely.
 
2022-05-21 3:59:26 PM  
After months of fighting, russia has declared victory over a bombed-out steel plant.

Really aiming high there, aintcha guys.
 
2022-05-21 3:59:26 PM  
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2022-05-21 4:03:30 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Barricaded Gunman: I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.

He will forever live rent free in your brain.

But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west. 

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?


yawn
 
2022-05-21 4:06:29 PM  
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Drones have been a real nightmare for the Russians in this war. Ukraine has a large drone hobbyist community before the war and the way they have retrofitted off the shelf tech to work together with IEDs in addition to all the stuff we're handing over.

The Russians seem to not have the kind of air power to deploy that we thought they did, at the very least they don't know how to coordinate their forces in sync like western ones. Plus outdated weapons and bad morale. Vietnam much Russia?

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2022-05-21 4:09:21 PM  

ChuckRoddy: But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west.

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?


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2022-05-21 4:10:15 PM  
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2022-05-21 4:18:51 PM  
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2022-05-21 4:25:17 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Barricaded Gunman: I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.

He will forever live rent free in your brain.

But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west. 

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?


Been a while. Last time I saw you was when you were getting your posts deleted for cheering on the guy who ran his car into a crowd of protesters.
 
2022-05-21 4:27:07 PM  

ChuckRoddy: hurrr



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2022-05-21 4:28:07 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?


I'm surprised the MAGATs aren't sending drones and cash to Putin
 
2022-05-21 4:30:50 PM  

ChuckRoddy: Barricaded Gunman: I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.

He will forever live rent free in your brain.

But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west. 

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?


You are a clown's penis.
 
2022-05-21 4:31:57 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?

I'm surprised the MAGATs aren't sending drones and cash to Putin


The ruble got pulled off international exchanges by Russia.  And I doubt anyone is doing parcel post to them internationally.  Plus, the patented shredded potato products and MAGAT-shaped fruit don't last very long in transit.
 
2022-05-21 4:32:18 PM  

culebra: ChuckRoddy: Barricaded Gunman: I just wish Trump was dying in agony in full view of the world, too.

He will forever live rent free in your brain.

But hey, Biden's son and other corruption helped us get into this mess, and Ukraine is paying the price. Maybe I dunno, lying to Russia about expanding NATO, getting Ukraine to cancel a 15 billion dollar oil deal, and having a the drug addicted son on the payroll didn't go far to convince Russia that they're weren't a puppet of the west. 

Or were we under the impression that we can just fark Russia time and time again and have them not finally just lose it?

You are a clown's penis.


He tastes funny?
 
2022-05-21 4:35:18 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?


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2022-05-21 4:36:24 PM  

phalamir: GreatGlavinsGhost: Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?

I'm surprised the MAGATs aren't sending drones and cash to Putin

The ruble got pulled off international exchanges by Russia.  And I doubt anyone is doing parcel post to them internationally.  Plus, the patented shredded potato products and MAGAT-shaped fruit don't last very long in transit.


I figured RANDPAUL or one of Poory-poot's other GOP Congresscritters had some secret back channel for funneling crap to their daddy
 
2022-05-21 4:39:33 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: phalamir: GreatGlavinsGhost: Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?

I'm surprised the MAGATs aren't sending drones and cash to Putin

The ruble got pulled off international exchanges by Russia.  And I doubt anyone is doing parcel post to them internationally.  Plus, the patented shredded potato products and MAGAT-shaped fruit don't last very long in transit.

I figured RANDPAUL or one of Poory-poot's other GOP Congresscritters had some secret back channel for funneling crap to their daddy


Pooty-poot's
/damn thumbs
 
2022-05-21 4:42:43 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: What drones do they even have?  The little quadcopters you can buy on TV for $59.99 (roughly 1T rubles)?


I think I'd have to go into the $200/unit range, but at that price point I think I could come up with something you wouldn't want to meet on the battle field.  Nothing that would take out a tank, but certainly something that could massacre infantry with a swarm.

I'm sure the US military has more talented weapons systems designers on tap than I do.  And if not them, you can be sure the CIA's been doing some nasty work with drones somewhere.
 
2022-05-21 4:46:34 PM  
I'm beginning to wonder if putin's supposed illness could be explained by Neurosyphilis.

Neurosyphilis, Ocular Syphilis, andOtosyphilis

Without treatment, syphilis can spread to the brain and nervous system (neurosyphilis), the eye (ocular syphilis), or the ear (otosyphilis). This can happen during any of the stages described above.
Signs and symptoms of neurosyphilis can include:
severe headache;
muscle weakness and/or trouble with muscle movements; and
changes to your mental state (trouble focusing, confusion, personality change) and/or dementia (problems with memory, thinking, and/or decision making).

Signs and symptoms of ocular syphilis can include:
eye pain and/or redness; and
changes in your vision or even blindness.

Signs and symptoms of otosyphilis may include:
hearing loss;
ringing, buzzing, roaring, or hissing in the ears ("tinnitus"); and
dizziness or vertigo (feeling like you or your surroundings are moving or spinning).
 
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