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2022-05-21 6:51:20 AM  
"If you come back from a fetish festival with monkeypox, people are going to ask questions about your fetish."

-Aesop
 
2022-05-21 7:12:14 AM  
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2022-05-21 8:47:50 AM  
Puppies?
 
2022-05-21 8:49:32 AM  
Well, be happy its the west african strain and not the central african strain (very airborne with 10% CFR)

Unfortunately, a lot of news outlets and prominent twitter doctor accounts (such as Eric Ding) have been conflating the two.
 
2022-05-21 8:49:42 AM  
I have had it with these monkeyfarking poxes at these Monday-to-Friday festivals.
 
2022-05-21 8:49:46 AM  
They don't allow my fetish at the Fetish Festival and that's kind of my fetish.

Now, at the Kinks Festival.  That's where I met Lola. L-O-L-A Lola.
 
2022-05-21 8:50:54 AM  

Bondith: I have had it with these monkeyfarking poxes at these Monday-to-Friday festivals.


Wait, no, I've got a better one.

I have had it with these motherfarking poxes at this monkeyfarking festival!
 
2022-05-21 8:56:18 AM  
FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

unfortunately read in this voice in my head:

"....The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads..."
 
2022-05-21 9:00:32 AM  

Salmon: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

unfortunately read in this voice in my head:

"....The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads..."


You know right now someone's reading that article and going, "Hey they left me out!"
 
2022-05-21 9:00:57 AM  
Patient Zero:  
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2022-05-21 9:07:47 AM  
Why does monkey pox seem to pop up with SARS type stuff? I remember people joking back around the first SARS outbreaks about catching "monkey SARS", "SARS pox", and other permutations. Why yes we were young and dumb at the time.
 
2022-05-21 9:29:30 AM  

Salmon: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

unfortunately read in this voice in my head:

"....The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads..."


They think he's a righteous dude
 
2022-05-21 9:56:35 AM  

dumbobruni: Well, be happy its the west african strain and not the central african strain (very airborne with 10% CFR)

Unfortunately, a lot of news outlets and prominent twitter doctor accounts (such as Eric Ding) have been conflating the two.


I wonder if home CRISPR can get us variola released into the US. A snip of monkeypox here, some puppy tails, and boom.
 
2022-05-21 9:58:15 AM  

MattyBlast: Puppies?


I don't know much about fetishes, but if they're involving puppies in their perversions, that's just wrong.
 
2022-05-21 9:59:11 AM  

Slaxl: "If you come back from a fetish festival with monkeypox, people are going to ask questions about your fetish."

-Aesop


I'm not going to ask questions, because your business is your business, but I'm going to make assumptions.

Judgmental, judgmental assumptions.
 
2022-05-21 10:08:58 AM  

Gramma: MattyBlast: Puppies?

I don't know much about fetishes, but if they're involving puppies in their perversions, that's just wrong.


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2022-05-21 10:09:15 AM  

Salmon: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."


......rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers AND METHODISTS!
 
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2022-05-21 10:20:21 AM  

Somacandra: Salmon: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

......rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers AND METHODISTS!


Could you repeat that, sir?
 
2022-05-21 10:40:04 AM  
Are these fetishes even consider normal that this festival was for, anyway?
 
2022-05-21 10:51:18 AM  

MattyBlast: Puppies?


They're making fetch happen. http://www.newnownext.com/how-be-gay-pup-play-fetish/11/2019/

Different squids for different kids.
 
2022-05-21 10:51:37 AM  

kdawg7736: Are these fetishes even consider normal that this festival was for, anyway?


It's a festival - everybody flies their freak flag as high as they can just to represent.  Looking at the program/site etc.- yeah day ending in y for Darklands
 
2022-05-21 10:57:22 AM  
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2022-05-21 11:04:00 AM  
The details on those contract tracing forms must be wild.
 
2022-05-21 11:11:29 AM  

lysdexic: The details on those contract tracing forms must be wild.


Nature of contact:  Wellllllll, you see...
 
2022-05-21 11:15:06 AM  

dumbobruni: Unfortunately, a lot of news outlets and prominent twitter doctor accounts (such as Eric Ding) have been conflating the two.


Ding-Dong's toned it down a bit as more information has come out. Still, his point is that all of that could have been a possibility, and we should be treating this with due deference and precaution and not spread the shiat around. Hell, I might have to eat a little crow on the whole deal too, but the signs are all there screaming this is just the very symptomatic tip of an iceberg of cases with long incubation times.

Even though it's not the Congo variant, it's still got an aggregate CFR higher than current covid strains in the West. Ignoring monkeypox after all covid has done is like trying to poke God in the eye with your middle finger covered in shiat, it's not going to end well. This is only the beginning of the story of how covid became endemic, and this may not be a book with a happy ending.
 
2022-05-21 11:22:18 AM  
Sounds like someone took spanking the monkey a little too literally.
 
2022-05-21 11:25:46 AM  
Those poor, poor monkeys. *shaking my head*
 
2022-05-21 11:33:27 AM  
In my experience pups are usually such good boys and girls. MonkeyPox sounds like crap. Poor puppies.
 
2022-05-21 11:34:30 AM  

kdawg7736: Are these fetishes even consider normal that this festival was for, anyway?


Define normal. Pretty much everyone has a few weird things that turn them on, and a few things that turn other people on which repulse them, and it's a different list for everyone. If they're not causing any lasting harm, then live and let live, don't kink shame, and have a clear discussion of what is an isn't OK with anyone you want to get kinky with, and you're good to go.
 
2022-05-21 12:08:12 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Salmon: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

unfortunately read in this voice in my head:

"....The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads..."

You know right now someone's reading that article and going, "Hey they left me out!"


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2022-05-21 12:21:55 PM  
FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

Sharps or Nazi's? This is important.
 
2022-05-21 12:44:05 PM  

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Surely I'm tired but I laughed way more than this deserved...
 
2022-05-21 12:53:51 PM  

casey17: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

Sharps or Nazi's? This is important.


I'm sure you've got both and more besides - het side certainly does thus

/you'd think being gay might help with not being a racist and such
//hah
///don't always
 
2022-05-21 1:00:42 PM  

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2022-05-21 1:05:36 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Gramma: MattyBlast: Puppies?

I don't know much about fetishes, but if they're involving puppies in their perversions, that's just wrong.

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I learned something. The more you know...
 
2022-05-21 1:18:16 PM  

Gramma: MattyBlast: Puppies?

I don't know much about fetishes, but if they're involving puppies in their perversions, that's just wrong.


Are you upset they aren't of legal age?  3 is like 21 in dog years.
 
2022-05-21 1:32:32 PM  

casey17: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

Sharps or Nazi's? This is important.


Since they are at a fetish festival, probably Sharps. The Nazis prefer fur.
 
2022-05-21 1:51:29 PM  

punkwrestler: casey17: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

Sharps or Nazi's? This is important.

Since they are at a fetish festival, probably Sharps. The Nazis prefer fur.


Eh, that's ok then. I'm not gonna say Ska's my fetish, but it's right up there in my fave 5 music genres.
 
2022-05-21 1:55:22 PM  

casey17: punkwrestler: casey17: FTA: "The various tribes in the gay fetish community (leather, rubber, army, skinhead, puppies...)..."

Sharps or Nazi's? This is important.

Since they are at a fetish festival, probably Sharps. The Nazis prefer fur.

Eh, that's ok then. I'm not gonna say Ska's my fetish, but it's right up there in my fave 5 music genres.


That's awesome.
 
2022-05-21 2:42:15 PM  
Does that mean someone really farked a Monkey?
 
2022-05-21 2:45:36 PM  

Stibium: dumbobruni: Unfortunately, a lot of news outlets and prominent twitter doctor accounts (such as Eric Ding) have been conflating the two.

Ding-Dong's toned it down a bit as more information has come out. Still, his point is that all of that could have been a possibility, and we should be treating this with due deference and precaution and not spread the shiat around. Hell, I might have to eat a little crow on the whole deal too, but the signs are all there screaming this is just the very symptomatic tip of an iceberg of cases with long incubation times.

Even though it's not the Congo variant, it's still got an aggregate CFR higher than current covid strains in the West. Ignoring monkeypox after all covid has done is like trying to poke God in the eye with your middle finger covered in shiat, it's not going to end well. This is only the beginning of the story of how covid became endemic, and this may not be a book with a happy ending.


neither variant is known to be contagious during the incubation period

https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/clinicians/clinical-recognition.html
 
2022-05-21 2:52:52 PM  
Is it known if the three cases had contact with each other?
 
2022-05-21 2:55:00 PM  
This does not appear to be a new variant of monkey pox yet

Full genome sequence of a MPX case in Belgium shows that the protein coding sequence appears identical to that of a sequence from 2018 from the UK (linked to Nigeria). This preliminary data argue against evolutionary adaptation.

https://twitter.com/mugecevik/status/1528029369125437441
 
2022-05-21 3:03:31 PM  

stuffy: Does that mean someone really farked a Monkey?


Of course, someone has farked a monkey.  Maybe not at this shindig but I have no delusions that it hasn't happened many times.
 
2022-05-21 3:43:24 PM  
Covid 19 is fake news / old news. Let's all have super-spreader orgies and embrace the mass death.

Modern times is not so different from the Middle Ages, are they? I am told the Dark Ages and most of the Middle Ages were invented, like Birds, Wyoming, Australia and the Round World, but I refrain from judgement because I know there are really no universal categories, they are all mental and emotional constructs with no reality any ore than atoms and galaxies have.
 
2022-05-21 3:53:40 PM  

brantgoose: Covid 19 is fake news / old news. Let's all have super-spreader orgies and embrace the mass death.

Modern times is not so different from the Middle Ages, are they? I am told the Dark Ages and most of the Middle Ages were invented, like Birds, Wyoming, Australia and the Round World, but I refrain from judgement because I know there are really no universal categories, they are all mental and emotional constructs with no reality any ore than atoms and galaxies have.


The Dark Ages weren't really a thing. At least, not in the mainstream sense of the term.
 
2022-05-21 4:14:43 PM  
I'll bet there was a lot of spanking going on.
 
2022-05-21 8:17:13 PM  
It reminds me of the 80s AIDS spread.
 
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