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2022-05-21 12:35:23 AM  
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2022-05-21 1:45:31 AM  
There's no point acting all surprised about it; the plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your earth years.
 
2022-05-21 8:32:59 AM  

aleister_greynight: There's no point acting all surprised about it; the plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your earth years.


"But look, you found the notice, didn't you?"
 
2022-05-21 8:39:33 AM  

aleister_greynight: There's no point acting all surprised about it; the plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your earth years.


At least it's not reading poetry at us.
 
2022-05-21 9:51:13 AM  
"Intensify forward firepower!"
 
2022-05-21 10:19:12 AM  
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.
 
2022-05-21 10:41:23 AM  
You came here in that?  You're braver than I thought.
 
2022-05-21 10:48:11 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: aleister_greynight: There's no point acting all surprised about it; the plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your earth years.

At least it's not reading poetry at us.


Yet
 
2022-05-21 11:10:09 AM  
Call up a Hammerhead corvette!  I have an idea.
 
2022-05-21 1:44:15 PM  

skyotter: Call up a Hammerhead corvette!  I have an idea.


I love the space battle in that movie, and that there's a ship whose function is to smash into things.
"Yo, Mongo, command opportunity for ya!"
 
2022-05-21 1:55:31 PM  
I said across her nose, not up it!
 
2022-05-21 6:53:40 PM  
Let's just let the wookies win.
 
2022-05-21 8:37:15 PM  
Now? In our moment of triumph?
 
2022-05-21 10:17:39 PM  
Prepare to die Earth scum!

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2022-05-22 6:09:52 PM  

raidersofthelostfark: You came here in that?  You're braver than I thought.


That's what my friend said to me about my ex.
 
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