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2022-05-21 12:35:57 AM  
Are they still alive? Then I've been doing it right.
 
2022-05-21 12:46:11 AM  
What the heck. I got Band-Aids and Neosporin, what else do you need?
 
2022-05-21 12:54:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Are they still alive? Then I've been doing it right.


They're a paraplegic because you drug them out of a car because it might blow up like in the movies? I came across a guy like that once. He hit a tree and had LOC. Was on a trip and locals stayed for EMS while we traveled on. One of the locals wanted to drag him out in case the steaming remnants of a car blowed up.
 
2022-05-21 1:09:46 AM  
Look on from a safe distance, make a quiet exit when authorities arrive
 
2022-05-21 1:12:10 AM  
What do paramedics call motorcycle riders? Organ donors.
 
2022-05-21 1:16:58 AM  

daffy: What the heck. I got Band-Aids and Neosporin, what else do you need?


Vodak
 
2022-05-21 1:18:07 AM  
Lol. The Algorithm strikes again. Brought to you by Fark.com
 
2022-05-21 1:20:51 AM  
I kind of agree. Stop saving people's lives. We have too many, and most of 'em suck.
 
2022-05-21 1:21:32 AM  
... I mean most of the ones out there. The other public. Not you fine folks here. You're smart, and perceptive. Thank goodness those other shmucks aren't around, so we can talk freely!
 
2022-05-21 1:44:23 AM  
super sexist cpr
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2022-05-21 2:02:58 AM  

farkitallletitend: What do paramedics call motorcycle riders? Organ donors.


The real danger of motorcycling, the one nobody tells you about, is pulling an eye muscle every time you hear this clever joke.
 
2022-05-21 2:28:04 AM  
Uh... the things mentioned in the video won't save people's lives. That's kinda the point.
 
2022-05-21 2:33:04 AM  
I expect a review from this guy.

Green screening myself into New Amsterdam's Caulking Gun First Aid disaster!
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2022-05-21 4:06:35 AM  

daffy: What the heck. I got Band-Aids and Neosporin, what else do you need?


Windex.

Also, an egg for these trying times.
 
2022-05-21 5:04:09 AM  

Kalyco Jack: daffy: What the heck. I got Band-Aids and Neosporin, what else do you need?

Vodak


And lime juice.

/and simple syrup
 
2022-05-21 8:54:15 AM  

daffy: What the heck. I got Band-Aids and Neosporin, what else do you need?


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2022-05-21 12:39:53 PM  

knbwhite: Gyrfalcon: Are they still alive? Then I've been doing it right.

They're a paraplegic because you drug them out of a car because it might blow up like in the movies? I came across a guy like that once. He hit a tree and had LOC. Was on a trip and locals stayed for EMS while we traveled on. One of the locals wanted to drag him out in case the steaming remnants of a car blowed up.


Well, I myself would not do that, so they're safe.
 
2022-05-21 4:39:30 PM  
So a neck tourniquet is NOT the answer to a head wound? Am I going to have to return my first aid badge from cub scouts?
 
2022-05-21 6:16:42 PM  
They say never kick a man when he's down. Au contraire. That's the best time to kick them.
 
2022-05-21 9:06:56 PM  
Timecodes:
00:00 Intro
00:38 If someone gets a concussion, keep them awake
01:25 You should put something into the mouth of someone having a seizure
02:44 Slap a choking person on the back
04:37 Always suck the venom out of a snakebite
05:52 CPR requires mouth-to-mouth
07:13 After getting stabbed, take out the sharp object from the body
07:48 You have to be medically trained to use a defibrillator
09:04 Put butter on a burn to heal it
09:34 If you get frostbite on your hands, rub them together to warm them up
10:35 You should clean your wounds with rubbing alcohol
11:29 Cardiac arrest and a heart attack are the same thing
12:09 If you witness a drug overdose, put the person in the shower or bath

Just list what we should do then I won't have to watch a f*cking ten minute video. It's about 10 seconds of reading.
 
2022-05-22 12:45:35 AM  

Kalyco Jack: daffy: What the heck. I got Band-Aids and Neosporin, what else do you need?

Vodak


Oh and chocolate. That's funny, I just described my Zombie emergency kit.
 
2022-05-22 12:48:39 AM  

Dennis_Moore: daffy: What the heck. I got Band-Aids and Neosporin, what else do you need?

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I thought about the. My husband does that all the time. I tell him to go away and he starts picking up random things. He does the same voice and scrunches up his face. It always makes me laugh.
 
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