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2022-05-20 3:12:09 PM  
In these cases, I recommend the media give her plenty of free publicity.

Then it will be revealed home many crazies are aligned with he. We need to cultivate more brawls between the disparate crazy factions in their "big tent".
 
2022-05-20 3:24:38 PM  
Every Sperm is Sacred!
 
2022-05-20 3:26:37 PM  
And these people are projected to win many positions of power

/Because democrats are not as awesome as the talking heads say they should be.
 
2022-05-20 3:29:01 PM  
I called this years ago.
 
2022-05-20 3:30:21 PM  
Oh FFS.

Not all married people want to have 10 kids.
 
2022-05-20 3:36:59 PM  

Lorelle: Oh FFS.

Not all married people want to have 10 kids.


They will once these folks get vaccines ruled illegal.
 
2022-05-20 3:40:47 PM  
We told you they were gonna.
 
2022-05-20 3:42:02 PM  
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2022-05-20 3:42:21 PM  
Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.
 
2022-05-20 3:42:41 PM  
Next up - vasectomies, invitro-fertilization, miscarriages requiring jail time, etc.
 
2022-05-20 3:42:43 PM  

spongeboob: I called this years ago.


Many of us did. And the "smart people" laughed and laughed and laughed....
Nobody seems happy about it today tho.
I guess it suddenly got real.
 
2022-05-20 3:43:35 PM  

serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.


Been saying this for 40 years. Hasn't helped much, WAY too much stupid in this country.
 
2022-05-20 3:43:38 PM  
Well that certainly is extreme. I just don't want my tax dollars to go to pay for anyone's birth control.
 
2022-05-20 3:44:05 PM  

wademh: In these cases, I recommend the media give her plenty of free publicity.

Then it will be revealed home many crazies are aligned with he. We need to cultivate more brawls between the disparate crazy factions in their "big tent".


... Not a believer of "no such thing as bad publicity" are you?

Just remember, it's not just that these people have no shame, it's that people who might have shame start to realign where their limits are the more a message is received. Disturbingly quickly, it doesn't seem all that unusual.
 
2022-05-20 3:44:11 PM  
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Hey, assholes. It is a fictional work about a dystopian reality, not an instruction manual!
 
2022-05-20 3:44:57 PM  

serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.


This is religions dying struggle in the US to reassert itself.
 
2022-05-20 3:45:14 PM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say Wacky Jacky Eubanks is into butt stuff. Can we start that rumor?
 
2022-05-20 3:45:45 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Well that certainly is extreme. I just don't want my tax dollars to go to pay for anyone's birth control.


But that would lessen the amount you already pay for some strangers kid's education.
 
2022-05-20 3:46:23 PM  

johnphantom: serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.

This is religions dying struggle in the US to reassert itself.


Agreed.
The authoritarian christian churches are losing money, people and political support at rates never seen before I'm modern times.
No wonder they're desperate.
 
2022-05-20 3:47:09 PM  
yeah like big pharma will let that ever happen. contraception is worth several billion dollars a year to them
 
2022-05-20 3:47:57 PM  

serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.


Spicy take here, for sure.
 
2022-05-20 3:48:17 PM  
In fairness, conservatives were right when they predicted birf control destroys society.

It allows conservatives to outnumber people smart enough to use birf control.
 
2022-05-20 3:48:22 PM  
Well that certainly is extreme.  I just don't want my tax dollars to go pay for corporate welfare.
 
2022-05-20 3:48:25 PM  

AlgaeRancher: And these people are projected to win many positions of power

/Because democrats are not as awesome as the talking heads say they should be.


I vote Democrat not because I expect them to be 'awesome', but because I expect them to be 'competent'. That's it. Just don't flush our democracy down the crapper and we're good. That's all I want. The GQP can fark right off.
 
2022-05-20 3:48:45 PM  

ChrisDe: I'm going to go out on a limb and say Wacky Jacky Eubanks is into butt stuff. Can we start that rumor?


I read that somewhere.
 
2022-05-20 3:48:53 PM  

Weaver95: spongeboob: I called this years ago.

Many of us did. And the "smart people" laughed and laughed and laughed....
Nobody seems happy about it today tho.
I guess it suddenly got real.


All the "You're not helping" people look like idiots these days.
 
2022-05-20 3:48:58 PM  

Weaver95: spongeboob: I called this years ago.

Many of us did. And the "smart people" laughed and laughed and laughed....
Nobody seems happy about it today tho.
I guess it suddenly got real.


The important thing is that you get the validation you seek from strangers on the internet.
 
2022-05-20 3:51:02 PM  
Why is this shocking? It's a pretty standard Catholic belief. Look at their stance in Africa on condom use, so many dead on their hands.
 
2022-05-20 3:51:35 PM  
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2022-05-20 3:52:17 PM  
MAGA turns good Christians into dirty Papists!
 
2022-05-20 3:53:03 PM  

Mentat: Weaver95: spongeboob: I called this years ago.

Many of us did. And the "smart people" laughed and laughed and laughed....
Nobody seems happy about it today tho.
I guess it suddenly got real.

All the "You're not helping" people look like idiots these days.


Anyone who says they're shocked by this stuff is very much a part of the problem.
Because we screamed the warnings at everyone that these christian nut balls weren't going to stop.
We're on the brink of losing abortion forever and the news media still - STILL - refuses to talk about the authoritarian clergy driving this bus.
 
2022-05-20 3:53:05 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Well that certainly is extreme. I just don't want my tax dollars to go to pay for anyone's birth control.


So you plan to pay to feed and raise those children then. Ok, we can put you down for say a 2000% increase in your tax burden.
 
2022-05-20 3:53:35 PM  
Women always be trying to take my rights away.
 
2022-05-20 3:53:37 PM  
FTFA:"I guess we have to ask ourselves, would that ever come to a vote in the Michigan state legislature? And if it should, I would have to side with it should not be legal," Republican Jacky Eubanks said in a recent interview with the site The Church Militant.

Bruh. This timeline's version of the Sisters of Battle is really lame.
 
2022-05-20 3:53:48 PM  

Free Radical: Next up - vasectomies, invitro-fertilization, miscarriages requiring jail time, etc.


Got snipped 30 years ago.

Can I laugh an ignore her or do I need to move to Canada today???
 
2022-05-20 3:54:10 PM  

johnphantom: serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.

This is religions dying struggle in the US to reassert itself.


You grossly underestimate.  Theocratic fascism is on the cusp of complete success, to cheers and delight of most American voters.
 
2022-05-20 3:54:24 PM  

johnphantom: serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.

This is religions dying struggle in the US to reassert itself.


Yep.  It is all a lashing out from the worst of society who see themselves becoming irrelevant.  It's the entire point of MAGA.
 
2022-05-20 3:54:32 PM  

KB202: ChrisDe: I'm going to go out on a limb and say Wacky Jacky Eubanks is into butt stuff. Can we start that rumor?

I read that somewhere.


My cousin's best friend's daughter went to high school with Jackie and says it's all true.
 
2022-05-20 3:54:47 PM  

Weaver95: johnphantom: serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.

This is religions dying struggle in the US to reassert itself.

Agreed.
The authoritarian christian churches are losing money, people and political support at rates never seen before I'm modern times.
No wonder they're desperate.


If that's the case, why are they getting ever single thing they want?
 
2022-05-20 3:54:47 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Well that certainly is extreme. I just don't want my tax dollars to go to pay for anyone's birth control.


I don't want my tax dollars going to weapons systems to kill brown people on the other side of the planet, or any form of religious education or religious colleges. Why do I have to listen to some old dude that is a senior member of the worlds largest pedophile ring mumble some dumb shiat some crazy drunk priest claims some dead carpenter said 2,000 years ago before every city council meeting? Why do I have to pay more in property taxes to my county to make up for the county not being able to collect taxes on 85 'churches' in my county of only 20,000 people?

Fark what you want.
 
2022-05-20 3:56:45 PM  
Ugh. A Hillsdale graduate. A whole lot of crazy there. Not quite as bad as Illinois Nazis, but close.
 
2022-05-20 3:58:02 PM  

Shostie: [Fark user image image 425x589]


Would she object to people sending 'tributes' to her with social commentary?
*it's got to go somewhere
 
2022-05-20 3:58:14 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Well that certainly is extreme. I just don't want my tax dollars to go to pay for anyone's birth control.


I mean, would you prefer they go to welfare for a single mother?
Spending money wisely should be the hallmark of conservativism, and there is no better ROI that birth control.
 
2022-05-20 3:58:31 PM  

JimmyTheHutt: johnphantom: serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.

This is religions dying struggle in the US to reassert itself.

You grossly underestimate.  Theocratic fascism is on the cusp of complete success, to cheers and delight of most American voters.


Even when they win, it's in spite of, rather than with the support of, the majority of voters.
 
2022-05-20 3:58:35 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Well that certainly is extreme. I just don't want my tax dollars to go to pay for anyone's birth control.


As if you pay farking taxes.
 
2022-05-20 3:58:44 PM  
Just think of the black markets that will spring up overnight.
 
2022-05-20 3:59:28 PM  
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2022-05-20 3:59:35 PM  

GoldSpider: serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.

Spicy take here, for sure.


Hardly. Her beliefs are objectively stupid when applied to society at large*.  If she wants to crank out 20 kids "for the glory of god" then by all means, go for it, lady. Don't expect the rest of us to take on that risk, though.

*Who the hell am I kidding, it's stupid on an individual level too.
 
2022-05-20 3:59:38 PM  

JimmyTheHutt: johnphantom: serfdood: Fark your farking religion.

There, I said it.

This is religions dying struggle in the US to reassert itself.

You grossly underestimate.  Theocratic fascism is on the cusp of complete success, to cheers and delight of most American voters.


Included with:

vrax: Yep.  It is all a lashing out from the worst of society who see themselves becoming irrelevant.  It's the entire point of MAGA.


...means there will be civil war, and it will be family member against family member.
 
2022-05-20 4:00:32 PM  
The next step is the roving forced pregnancy squads that will pair males and females together for ideal breeding stock to select out for ideal traits and make sure to engage mandatory insemination procedures. Some might resist and try to self harm instead of allowing this, so they will need to be held in captivity for the duration of the breeding.

This shiat is so dystopian.
 
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