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(CNN)   Bill de Blasio has heard your pleas and will be running for Congress   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-05-20 3:09:09 PM  
What an absolute scumbag.
 
2022-05-20 3:14:19 PM  
He's pulling a reverse Weiner, aka a Goatse.
 
2022-05-20 4:21:45 PM  
Cuomo seen taking notes.
 
2022-05-20 4:22:40 PM  
So maybe he heard them, but he's definitely not following them.
 
2022-05-20 4:23:05 PM  
New Yorkers were stupid enough to elect this idiot twice...so he actually has a chance.
 
2022-05-20 4:24:08 PM  

8 inches: What an absolute scumbag.


K. why?
 
2022-05-20 4:26:49 PM  

BeotchPudding: New Yorkers were stupid enough to elect this idiot twice...so he actually has a chance.


He might. Universal pre-K got expanded and he oversaw the city's 15 minimum wage hike. Economy is strong and crime rates were low no matter what Fox tried to say. The Pandemic response was not great but not the worst and to be fair none of us really knew what the hell to do and he didn't have a ton of power to do much of anything.
 
2022-05-20 4:30:38 PM  
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Will never be able to forget him entering the 2022 primary almost entirely out of spite that the Mayor of South Bend, Indiana was getting good press when they could have the Mayor of the Greatest City in the World™ instead.
 
2022-05-20 4:34:25 PM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: BeotchPudding: New Yorkers were stupid enough to elect this idiot twice...so he actually has a chance.

He might. Universal pre-K got expanded and he oversaw the city's 15 minimum wage hike. Economy is strong and crime rates were low no matter what Fox tried to say. The Pandemic response was not great but not the worst and to be fair none of us really knew what the hell to do and he didn't have a ton of power to do much of anything.


Right. So many elected officials did far, far worse. Because he wasn't some loudmouth jackass grabbing headlines, and because the worlds biggest health crisis in a century hit the nation's biggest city first and he didn't magically know how to contain/end it, he's a villain. No points for how well things ended up... But I bet my lunch the people talking shiat have never been to NYC, let alone live in Greenpoint or Alphabet City.
 
2022-05-20 4:35:18 PM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: BeotchPudding: New Yorkers were stupid enough to elect this idiot twice...so he actually has a chance.

He might. Universal pre-K got expanded and he oversaw the city's 15 minimum wage hike. Economy is strong and crime rates were low no matter what Fox tried to say. The Pandemic response was not great but not the worstterrible and to be fair none of us really knew what the hell to do and he didn't have a ton of power to do much of anything.


FTFY.
 
2022-05-20 4:35:51 PM  
De Blasio wasn't always the best, but contrary to popular belief, everything wrong with him can't be summed up by "he was too progressive" or "he was too centrist" on a single national scale.
 
2022-05-20 4:37:49 PM  
No one likes this guy, and he still gets votes.

The simulation continues to unfurl....
 
2022-05-20 4:58:45 PM  

Dafatone: De Blasio wasn't always the best, but contrary to popular belief, everything wrong with him can't be summed up by "he was too progressive" or "he was too centrist" on a single national scale.


The "too progressive" narrative will be pushed by people who pointed out what he tried to do to improve the lives of New Yorkers (and by racists who hate that the mayor embodies another example of the success of Loving v. Virginia), though "too centrist" will also be pushed because of his urging to give Amazon a shiat load of money they didn't need to build a headquarters in the City.
 
2022-05-20 5:22:28 PM  
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2022-05-20 5:33:33 PM  
I imagine it went something like this:
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2022-05-20 5:34:37 PM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: 8 inches: What an absolute scumbag.

K. why?


He probably confused Cuomo and BDB.

BDB isn't a scumbag. He's a feckless buffoon, but he isn't a scumbag.
 
2022-05-20 5:37:30 PM  

fsbilly: Sail The Wide Accountancy: BeotchPudding: New Yorkers were stupid enough to elect this idiot twice...so he actually has a chance.

He might. Universal pre-K got expanded and he oversaw the city's 15 minimum wage hike. Economy is strong and crime rates were low no matter what Fox tried to say. The Pandemic response was not great but not the worst and to be fair none of us really knew what the hell to do and he didn't have a ton of power to do much of anything.

Right. So many elected officials did far, far worse. Because he wasn't some loudmouth jackass grabbing headlines, and because the worlds biggest health crisis in a century hit the nation's biggest city first and he didn't magically know how to contain/end it, he's a villain. No points for how well things ended up... But I bet my lunch the people talking shiat have never been to NYC, let alone live in Greenpoint or Alphabet City.


I really, really don't like BDB, but in retrospect he was much, much better than Cuomo on COVID. He wanted to shut down the City nearly a week before Cuomo (who had the final say) let him do so. Cuomo was both a terrible person, and a terrible governor. But he was a STRONG MAN and that's what this country desires above all else.
 
2022-05-20 6:32:36 PM  

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Will never be able to forget him entering the 2022 primary almost entirely out of spite that the Mayor of South Bend, Indiana was getting good press when they could have the Mayor of the Greatest City in the World™ instead.


I mean jesus, he was ten times the farking candidate pete "hold on, let's do nothing instead" buttigeig was
 
2022-05-20 6:48:11 PM  
I don't remember much about deBlasio except

Jungle fever
Craven opportunist
Let the NYPD doxx his daughter
 
2022-05-20 7:00:03 PM  
These people just have nothing better to do with their time, do they?
 
2022-05-20 7:19:09 PM  

Moopy Mac: Sail The Wide Accountancy: 8 inches: What an absolute scumbag.

K. why?

He probably confused Cuomo and BDB.

BDB isn't a scumbag. He's a feckless buffoon, but he isn't a scumbag.


I was going to say, BdB's main fault was that of the Democratic Party: spinelessness.
 
2022-05-20 7:46:26 PM  
His daughter can stare into people's souls:

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2022-05-20 9:12:41 PM  

Sail The Wide Accountancy: the city's 15 minimum wage hike.


It was a minimum wage hike...for fast food workers.

At a time when there are longstanding shortages of entry level health workers and home aides, a shortage that pre-dated the pandemic, this slimy twit (along with April 2020 politics tab golden boy and ratfarking homophobic predatory creep Andrew Cuomo) decided it's McDonald's workers who are essential.

DeBlasio is deeply stupid even by NYC political standards, and we've had multiple mayors who were taken to the cleaners by Donald Trump.
 
2022-05-20 9:31:39 PM  

Gulper Eel: Sail The Wide Accountancy: the city's 15 minimum wage hike.

It was a minimum wage hike...for fast food workers.

At a time when there are longstanding shortages of entry level health workers and home aides, a shortage that pre-dated the pandemic, this slimy twit (along with April 2020 politics tab golden boy and ratfarking homophobic predatory creep Andrew Cuomo) decided it's McDonald's workers who are essential.

DeBlasio is deeply stupid even by NYC political standards, and we've had multiple mayors who were taken to the cleaners by Donald Trump.


Interesting. On the other hand, you're a serial liar. Not bothering to fact check, thanks.
 
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