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(Twitter) Weeners David Perdue (R-GAAAaaaaaahhhhh) really loves Krispy Kremes. No, I mean he REALLY loves Krispy Kremes   (twitter.com) divider line
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2641 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 May 2022 at 12:48 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-20 11:40:50 AM  
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2022-05-20 12:33:13 PM  
Made in America.  If there were any way, Perdoo would have them made in China and shipped in containers.
 
2022-05-20 12:50:06 PM  
Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.
 
2022-05-20 12:51:00 PM  
Did he ejaculate on them?
 
2022-05-20 12:51:15 PM  
Yet another strike against him.
 
2022-05-20 12:51:21 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.


Did you not SEE the donuts he frosted in the second picture??!
 
2022-05-20 12:51:58 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.


Same here.  WTF, subs?
 
2022-05-20 12:52:55 PM  
Cast ye the first stone who has not looked upon a donut with lust and desire
 
2022-05-20 12:53:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.


Er, that is the joke...or as someone in that thread put it..

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2022-05-20 12:55:02 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.


Was thinking the same thing.

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2022-05-20 12:55:30 PM  
Fark has ruined ladybugs, now it is ruining Krispy Kremes.
 
2022-05-20 12:55:30 PM  

the_rhino: Did he ejaculate on them?


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2022-05-20 12:55:55 PM  
Does Krispy Kreme have some link to Republicans I don't know about, or is he just trying to be relatable?
 
2022-05-20 12:56:08 PM  
I can't eat those things. Ugh! The sugar is waaay over what I can handle.

We had one in town. It opened to great fanfare with free donuts and coffee. It thrived for a about (under a year, I think) then overnight it closed. The nearest one is now about 20 minutes away. The most popular here are the locals. They make pretty good donuts.

The bikini coffee drive through has been here for years. It's very popular.
 
2022-05-20 12:57:19 PM  

exqqqme: Cast ye the first stone who has not looked upon a donut with lust and desire


I had a sex dream last night. Crullers chasing donuts through the Callahan Tunnel.
 
2022-05-20 12:57:21 PM  

Glitchwerks: Fark has ruined ladybugs, now it is ruining Krispy Kremes.


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2022-05-20 12:57:33 PM  

UltimaCS: Does Krispy Kreme have some link to Republicans I don't know about, or is he just trying to be relatable?


The link is type 2 diabetes.
 
2022-05-20 12:58:02 PM  
 
2022-05-20 12:58:06 PM  
MAN OF THE PEOPLE
 
2022-05-20 12:58:37 PM  
Note to self: Idea for Christian themed donut shop called "The Glory Hole"
 
2022-05-20 12:59:51 PM  
this gets greenlit?
 
2022-05-20 1:01:20 PM  
Voodoo Donuts are where it's at.


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2022-05-20 1:02:09 PM  
We disagree on a lot, but he's got a point on this one.  Or would, if it's not a load of faux-populist crap.  Still less than zero chance I'd ever vote for him.
 
2022-05-20 1:02:14 PM  
So you guys are telling me you DON'T get chubbed up on Krispy Kreme day? So it's just me and this guy? Suuuuuuure.
 
2022-05-20 1:03:07 PM  
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2022-05-20 1:04:14 PM  
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2022-05-20 1:04:16 PM  
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2022-05-20 1:04:43 PM  

whatsupchuck: Note to self: Idea for Christian themed donut shop called "The Glory Hole"


It's been done.  https://gloryholedoughnuts.com/ love the place. It's a hole in the wall though.
 
2022-05-20 1:05:51 PM  
This is an advertisement by a wise ancient influencer. His penis teaches us much and is the true pathos of the narrative.
 
2022-05-20 1:07:25 PM  
Good to see he has a backup job for when he loses his primary.
 
2022-05-20 1:08:43 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: this gets greenlit?


The media is conveniently ignoring Trump's progress on uncovering those 3 million illegal votes. He's almost caught a Democrat!
 
2022-05-20 1:10:05 PM  
Ok, I'm just going to own it here...id eat that whole farking box with a goddamn smile on my face.

I'm a consumer whore, and I refuse to be kink shamed any more.
 
2022-05-20 1:12:23 PM  

OhioUGrad: Good to see he has a backup job for when he loses his primary.


Gladly voted against his ass yesterday.
 
2022-05-20 1:14:18 PM  

JTtheCajun: Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.

Er, that is the joke...or as someone in that thread put it..

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Just because you can share something, doesn't mean you need to or are compelled to share that something. Thanks for ruining my appetite. I'll just drink some bleach instead.
 
2022-05-20 1:16:19 PM  
À la récherche des Long Johns de Perdue.
 
2022-05-20 1:16:35 PM  

UltimaCS: Does Krispy Kreme have some link to Republicans I don't know about, or is he just trying to be relatable?


Republicans really  like them nazi donuts
New York(CNN Business)The family that owns well-known consumer brands like Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Keurig Dr. Pepper and Panera Bread say their Nazi ancestors used slave labor during World War II.
 
2022-05-20 1:16:39 PM  
Oh, I thought you said he sleeps AT Krispy Kremes...
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2022-05-20 1:17:05 PM  
don't forget how much Chuck Grassley loves the u know what at Dairy Queen. nudge nudge
 
2022-05-20 1:17:33 PM  
I tried Krispy Kreme once. ONCE!
 
2022-05-20 1:17:46 PM  

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Pick of Alex Jones needs to be shopped into a gif, with donuts flying into the mouth.
 
2022-05-20 1:19:23 PM  

bzdrummer: UltimaCS: Does Krispy Kreme have some link to Republicans I don't know about, or is he just trying to be relatable?

Republicans really  like them nazi donuts
New York(CNN Business)The family that owns well-known consumer brands like Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Keurig Dr. Pepper and Panera Bread say their Nazi ancestors used slave labor during World War II.


Umm.. boy do I have bad news about a whole bunch of corporations for you. Many not necessarily by choice, as the war approached and German corporations basically had ties severed to American corporate.

The real question is whether they took responsibility after the war and paid restitution to victims.
 
2022-05-20 1:20:26 PM  
He shoulda made the trip to Decatur
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/damn fine doughnuts, and a local business
 
2022-05-20 1:21:15 PM  

PTP_Professor: OhioUGrad: Good to see he has a backup job for when he loses his primary.

Gladly voted against his ass yesterday.


I thought his primary wasn't until June, early voting, or am I thinking of the wrong TFG stooge?
 
2022-05-20 1:22:44 PM  
Where did he find a Krispy Kreme?  Most of them closed and Shaq's burned.
 
2022-05-20 1:23:36 PM  

zbtop: Ok, I'm just going to own it here...id eat that whole farking box with a goddamn smile on my face.

I'm a consumer whore, and I refuse to be kink shamed any more.


I'm not a KK fan, they are too airy of a donut.  I like one that is a bit more dense.
 
2022-05-20 1:28:27 PM  

weddingsinger: bzdrummer: UltimaCS: Does Krispy Kreme have some link to Republicans I don't know about, or is he just trying to be relatable?

Republicans really  like them nazi donuts
New York(CNN Business)The family that owns well-known consumer brands like Krispy Kreme doughnuts, Keurig Dr. Pepper and Panera Bread say their Nazi ancestors used slave labor during World War II.

Umm.. boy do I have bad news about a whole bunch of corporations for you. Many not necessarily by choice, as the war approached and German corporations basically had ties severed to American corporate.

The real question is whether they took responsibility after the war and paid restitution to victims.


I'm sure that will make the victims in their graves happy to know that throwing some money around makes it all cool again☠☠☠☠
 
2022-05-20 1:31:52 PM  

JTtheCajun: Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.

Er, that is the joke...or as someone in that thread put it..

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He's even doing the slightly bent over boner concealer move...
 
2022-05-20 1:35:17 PM  

JTtheCajun: Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.

Er, that is the joke...or as someone in that thread put it..

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Reminds me of a joke:
Health inspector walks into a restaurant for an inspection.  "Sure.  No problem says the owner. Go ahead and take a look."   So the inspector heads into the kitchen only to find the chef spinning pizza dough.  With one big lunge the chef throws the dough into the air, rips open his shirt and positions himself so the dough lands right on his hairy chest.  As soon as it lands he pats it into his chest with both hands, then peels it off and plops it on the counter and starts spreading tomato sauce on it.

Horrified, the inspector screams to the owner, "OMG!  Did you see that?!?!"   To which the owner replies, "I know. Right? You should see how he makes the bagels."

/tip the veal
//try your server
///will be here all week.
 
2022-05-20 1:37:46 PM  

powhound: JTtheCajun: Pants full of macaroni!!: Thought for sure this would be about him treating a Krispy Kreme the way Devin Nunes treats a grapefruit.

Er, that is the joke...or as someone in that thread put it..

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Just because you can share something, doesn't mean you need to or are compelled to share that something. Thanks for ruining my appetite. I'll just drink some bleach instead.


Misery loves company. If I had to see it....
 
2022-05-20 1:40:04 PM  

OhioUGrad: PTP_Professor: OhioUGrad: Good to see he has a backup job for when he loses his primary.

Gladly voted against his ass yesterday.

I thought his primary wasn't until June, early voting, or am I thinking of the wrong TFG stooge?


Early voting is May 4-20, with actual election day being May 24. Perdue has no chance against Kemp. A considerable amount of Democrats (depending on who you ask between 18-30%) are requesting Republican ballots to vote for Kemp against Perdue. When the general election comes around, all the Democrats I have spoken to have said they would prefer it be a Kemp-Abrams contest. Get Trump's lackey out of the running in the primary.
 
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