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2022-05-20 11:13:36 AM  
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2022-05-20 11:26:45 AM  
Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.

What the hell
 
2022-05-20 11:35:53 AM  
"I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me 'exposed' - describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, ...) that isn't known by the public. She won't be able to do so, because it never happened," Mr Musk tweeted.

Wendy.
 
2022-05-20 11:41:55 AM  
An appropriate response would be

"unremarkable in every way imaginable"
 
2022-05-20 11:43:25 AM  

covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.

What the hell


The Rubberbandits - Horse Outside
Youtube ljPFZrRD3J8
 
2022-05-20 11:59:14 AM  

Rage Against the Thorazine: covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.

What the hell

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ljPFZrRD3J8]


I'm envisioning something more like this ...

Look at my horse + lyrics [HD]
Youtube LZAFo4jXhW0
 
2022-05-20 12:01:50 PM  
Like most women, I've been shown several dicks I did not want to see. In all instances, as soon as I realized I was looking at a dick, I averted my eyes GTFO of there. I did not take time to memorize every dick freckle. I did not draw a sketch. shiat, I doubt I could pick my husband's dick out of a lineup.
 
2022-05-20 12:11:51 PM  

covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.

What the hell


I guess he thinks biatches love horses.
 
2022-05-20 12:13:18 PM  
Look, once you've pulled the "Describe my dick" card, you've lost.

No one has ever pulled that card and won.
 
2022-05-20 12:13:27 PM  
Congrats Elon. You just gave her power to almost literally emasculate her. She could say you have a micropenis and with how much all of your ex's hate you, they would back her up on Twitter. It's like how on Tumblr, the users said that if a guy in high school brags about how he banged you, you now have power to just farking destroy him by saying he's into the most embarrassing shiat.
 
2022-05-20 12:15:10 PM  

aimtastic: Like most women, I've been shown several dicks I did not want to see


Jesus Christ, just drop it already. I was drunk.
 
2022-05-20 12:15:12 PM  

hobnail: "I have a challenge to this liar who claims their friend saw me 'exposed' - describe just one thing, anything at all (scars, tattoos, ...) that isn't known by the public. She won't be able to do so, because it never happened," Mr Musk tweeted.

Wendy.


"GRIMES WAS HERE"
 
2022-05-20 12:15:20 PM  
Sorry people shouldn't be forced to describe the white supremacy tattoo Elon has on his dick.
 
2022-05-20 12:16:30 PM  
I've never heard an adult woman ask for a horse so why would musk think that offering a horse to an adult woman would be appropriate solicitation?
 
2022-05-20 12:16:32 PM  

covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.

What the hell


My wife is a horse-girl, a proposition like that would probably work
 
2022-05-20 12:17:22 PM  

bthom37: Look, once you've pulled the "Describe my dick" card, you've lost.

No one has ever pulled that card and won.


You'd think the richest person in the world would consult with a crisis PR firm or at least a competent attorney before making things worse for himself by tweeting but, no, Elon also thinks he's the smartest person in the world.
 
2022-05-20 12:18:38 PM  

OptionC: bthom37: Look, once you've pulled the "Describe my dick" card, you've lost.

No one has ever pulled that card and won.

You'd think the richest person in the world would consult with a crisis PR firm or at least a competent attorney before making things worse for himself by tweeting but, no, Elon also thinks he's the smartest person in the world.


Has Trump tweeted his support yet?
 
2022-05-20 12:18:45 PM  
Sounds like something was going to Elon gate 🤔
 
2022-05-20 12:19:36 PM  
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2022-05-20 12:19:59 PM  

plecos: An appropriate response would be

"unremarkable in every way imaginable"


I'd go with, "since I didn't have a magnifying glass with me I'm unable to describe details of the type described by Mr. Musk."

Plausibly deniable small dick joke.
 
2022-05-20 12:20:48 PM  
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2022-05-20 12:21:33 PM  
I'm gonna guess it's covered in swastikas
 
2022-05-20 12:23:06 PM  

the_rhino: covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.
What the hell
My wife is a horse-girl, a proposition like that would probably work


The flight attendant was a horse girl.  Elon had been chatting her up.
 
2022-05-20 12:23:11 PM  
This case will fall apart once the flight attendant is shown to be an alcoholic with a history of blackouts and linked to a murder in Thailand.
 
2022-05-20 12:23:26 PM  
A lot of people don't know that Elon Musk invented the penis.
 
2022-05-20 12:24:34 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: I've never heard an adult woman ask for a horse so why would musk think that offering a horse to an adult woman would be appropriate solicitation?



Hey, I would not put anything passed anyone these days.  But, if it sounds ridiculous, chances are, that it is not real   CBF all over again.
 
2022-05-20 12:25:53 PM  

cryinoutloud: the_rhino: covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.
What the hell
My wife is a horse-girl, a proposition like that would probably work

The flight attendant was a horse girl.  Elon had been chatting her up.


Horse girl?

Someone light the resident Fark Furry Signal.
 
2022-05-20 12:26:19 PM  
shiat, I couldn't describe my own penis and I'm literally attached to it!
 
2022-05-20 12:28:38 PM  
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Unremarkable might be an even more likely to offend than discribing it as deficient (which might give some masochistic thrill.)
 
2022-05-20 12:29:42 PM  

the_rhino: covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.

What the hell

My wife is a horse-girl, a proposition like that would probably work


Same here...pretty sure in an emergency the horses would be given greater consideration than me.
 
2022-05-20 12:30:59 PM  

AeAe: I'm gonna guess it's covered in swastikas


Imagine if he could bend it into a swasdicka
 
2022-05-20 12:31:08 PM  

gilgigamesh: plecos: An appropriate response would be

"unremarkable in every way imaginable"

I'd go with, "since I didn't have a magnifying glass with me I'm unable to describe details of the type described by Mr. Musk."

Plausibly deniable small dick joke.


I wouldn't be a handjob as much as carefully popping a zit...
 
2022-05-20 12:32:03 PM  
She should simply respond with: 'garbage Rick'
 
2022-05-20 12:32:22 PM  
Garbage Dick. Goddamnit.
 
2022-05-20 12:32:51 PM  
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2022-05-20 12:32:51 PM  
article reads like the case is pretty tight. I hope the accuser isn't being victimized by the media and left out to dry when they're talked into violating the settlement agreement for the clicks.
 
2022-05-20 12:34:06 PM  
I am going to guess super tiny and bedazzled because he just seems like that kind of pervy weirdo.
 
2022-05-20 12:35:00 PM  
Is he saying she should have reason to remember what "mini-Musk" looked like?

"It was all weird and swollen looking and hook shaped."

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2022-05-20 12:35:59 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.

What the hell

I guess he thinks biatches love horses.


There are a lot of wild horses roaming near the Tesla plant outside of Reno so he probably would just wrangle one up.
 
2022-05-20 12:37:00 PM  

Vercengetorix: cryinoutloud: the_rhino: covfefe: Mr Musk allegedy rubbed the flight attendant's thigh and offered to buy her a horse if she would "do more" during the in-flight massage.
What the hell
My wife is a horse-girl, a proposition like that would probably work

The flight attendant was a horse girl.  Elon had been chatting her up.

Horse girl?

Someone light the resident Fark Furry Signal.


Someone please describe/show this device.
 
2022-05-20 12:38:44 PM  
I think a woman or man being shown a penis that they did not wish to see will only recollect they were shown one because they were not observing said organ closely. Just enough to register that one was exposed to them.

Further, it is not like you'd remember specifics of an object you had no interest in. You would only remember the event because it was odious.

This  guy is supposed to be a genius. Huh.
 
2022-05-20 12:39:43 PM  
my parents were bigoted hippies. as a result I am uncircumcised because my dad thought all doctors were jews and it was a conspiracy. no complaints (when erect you wouldn't know) but a dick tattoo? I came close once but opted not to because flaccid dick and hard dick would be very different things. welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.
 
2022-05-20 12:42:35 PM  
It's so fascinating to me how many people remain convinced that this guy is brilliant and not just some run-of-the-mill Right Wing shiatposter who had rich parents and got lucky, as he continues to make very clear with each passing day...
 
TWX
2022-05-20 12:45:37 PM  
She doesn't have to describe what his penis looks like.

She merely has to show proof that she was paid hush-money as a settlement.
 
2022-05-20 12:47:07 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: I've never heard an adult woman ask for a horse so why would musk think that offering a horse to an adult woman would be appropriate solicitation?


Gonna go out on a limb here and say he has ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what an appropriate solicitation is.
 
2022-05-20 12:47:50 PM  
The woman in question shouldn't have to do *anything* . She's not even the one who who stirred this shiatstorm up and she probably wants to crawl in a home right now.
 
2022-05-20 12:48:25 PM  

JohnBigBootay: The woman in question shouldn't have to do *anything* . She's not even the one who who stirred this shiatstorm up and she probably wants to crawl in a home right now.


Hole. A hole in her home maybe...
 
2022-05-20 12:49:52 PM  

TWX: She doesn't have to describe what his penis looks like.

She merely has to show proof that she was paid hush-money as a settlement.


yeah and the media really _really_ wants her to. Then, when she does, regardless of whether it exonerates or condemn Musk, she suffers whatever consequences there are for violating the terms of the settlement. I hope she's smart enough/lawyered up enough to know how to not get herself in legal trouble. Once they're done using her to make Musk look bad ( rightly or wrongly ) she's not going to get any help after that.
 
2022-05-20 12:50:25 PM  
If this person were to describe it would Elon then have to show it in court?
 
2022-05-20 12:51:09 PM  
I would think that sweet leather jacket would be enough to attract all the ladies
 
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