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1696 clicks; posted to STEM » on 20 May 2022 at 8:55 PM (28 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-05-20 10:29:35 PM  
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2022-05-21 9:22:11 AM  
4 votes:
Went to High End Popular Restaurant on Saturday at 7:00pm. Hostess did not immediately acknowledge my presence. I had to wait almost 20 seconds for her to return from seating someone else. They were unable to sit my party of 10 simply because I did not have a reservation, and forced me to wait 20 minutes.

Each of my party had a substitution request, but they they said they'd have to charge me for simple things like instead of getting fries for a side, I wanted two eggs, one poached, one fried with crushed almonds on top. They said they only had slivers. How hard is it to go crush them then?

I asked for my steak to be extra medium, but they only cooked it medium. I sent it back 3 times before they got it the way I wanted.  The last time they told me they weren't crushing any more almonds for my eggs since obviously I wasn't going to have a cold side and sent the eggs back too, to be redone.

The server seemed to have a problem with me. He didn't say anything or act rude in front of me, but I could tell by his body he was rolling his eyes when he turned away, and I saw him talking to another waiter, so it was obviously about me.

I complained to the manager several time and he eventually offered us a free dessert, and even ended up comping our entire meal, but that is no excuse for poor service.
1 out of 5 stars.

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2022-05-20 10:02:29 PM  
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My old boss would spend nights clicking on the pay per click google links on competitors websites. Such a nice person with great business acumen.
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