Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NPR)   Hey, remember that bird-watching Black man who calmly and appropriately handled the racist tirade against him? He's getting his own bird-watching show   (npr.org) divider line
    More: Spiffy, New York City, Manhattan, National Geographic channel, Christian Cooper watches, Sonny Bono, New York City's Central Park, Washington, D.C., Puerto Rico  
•       •       •

1764 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2022 at 9:35 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



62 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-05-20 8:49:10 AM  
Cool!
 
2022-05-20 9:32:18 AM  
Who watches the birdwatchers?
 
2022-05-20 9:36:14 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?


Birds.
 
2022-05-20 9:36:21 AM  
Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?
 
2022-05-20 9:39:05 AM  

CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?


fark is not your private porn site?
 
2022-05-20 9:39:48 AM  

CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?


Bird-watching is a bit tame.

Me? I'd rather see a Karen-watching show.
 
2022-05-20 9:40:43 AM  

Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?


Grats, you've invented a whole new weird and farked up specific niche genre of porn

/not the general idea, but the window dressing is certainly different
 
2022-05-20 9:42:23 AM  

CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?


Rule 34 applies, so now that you've mentioned it ...
 
2022-05-20 9:43:11 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?

Grats, you've invented a whole new weird and farked up specific niche genre of porn

/not the general idea, but the window dressing is certainly different


Plenty of MILF porn already has women with the spiky haircut.

Or so I'm told.
 
2022-05-20 9:44:50 AM  
So it's a show where people watch Karen getting the bird?
 
2022-05-20 9:46:26 AM  
That's how we defeat the Karens...
 
2022-05-20 9:47:54 AM  

CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?


If the show features a black man with binoculars going to a different suburban woodland in every episode, then yes he will also be dealing with a different Karen in every episode too.
 
2022-05-20 9:48:04 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?


Karens
 
2022-05-20 9:49:05 AM  
The only thing I love more than how cooly he handled the Karen is how much it ended up blowing back on her.

HAHAHAHAHA

Guys deserves a medal for not just slapping the smug off of her "face"
 
2022-05-20 9:49:48 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?


...dammit
 
2022-05-20 9:50:51 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?


The Birds Belong to the Bourgeoisie.

hamsportshockey.files.wordpress.comView Full Size
 
2022-05-20 9:50:59 AM  
Tonight on "Karen Watch": The rare Black Karen (camouflaged as a cow-dalmatian) enters a re-sale shop to confront the shop owners on a fake Coach bag she purchased! Breath taking!

https://www.tiktok.com/@candyland44chi/video/7095490090155412782?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
 
2022-05-20 9:51:48 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-20 9:52:02 AM  

FrancoFile: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?

Grats, you've invented a whole new weird and farked up specific niche genre of porn

/not the general idea, but the window dressing is certainly different

Plenty of MILF porn already has women with the spiky haircut.

Or so I'm told.


Heh - more meant "Nasty racist white woman attempts to chastise/harass black man and is mesmerized by the D and ends up getting railed like it was transcontinental." - but sure haircuts why not!

/there's some mightily odd shiat available out there
//sometimes I play the porn equivalent of TVTropes dives
///just to find shiat and go, "the everloving fark is happening here?"
////I'm pretty sure if someone wanted,, "Left-handed lesbians named Anna with smoking habits and an affectation for wearing Maple Leafs team gear who haughtily denounce the economic policies of 15th century Polish royalty, while whipping their partners with a braided rope made of the hair of executed murderers' cousins' cats" you'd get at least 10 choices
 
2022-05-20 9:52:19 AM  

browneye: Cool!


Username checks out?
 
2022-05-20 9:53:22 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?


The Coastguard?
 
2022-05-20 9:55:12 AM  

Rapmaster2000: thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?

Birds.


chicks, apparently
 
2022-05-20 9:55:41 AM  
Gotta say, I would give it a chance

I remember when my late dad said he saw 2 hawks on a drive to Arkansas

Now, I see that many every day, why we will not let our cats out without a leash

/yeah, grew up in the 70's whennDDT had made all the eggshells fragile and the raptors were hurting big time
 
2022-05-20 9:58:33 AM  
I just saw a dozen Common Nighthawks over my house last night so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. No, seriously, I'll watch.

I had to pull out the big book to figure out what they were.
 
2022-05-20 10:03:53 AM  

Unobtanium: thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?

The Birds Belong to the Bourgeoisie.

[hamsportshockey.files.wordpress.com image 328x328]


If birds aren't real, then what's in my burrito? And what's all over my car?
 
2022-05-20 10:04:01 AM  
I thought Bird Watching Black Man was the BET mini-series based on the life and struggles of the Boston Celtics' only African American season ticket holder.
 
2022-05-20 10:07:18 AM  

Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?


It's not porn it's erotica, and it's art.
 
2022-05-20 10:08:35 AM  

Unobtanium: thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?

The Birds Belong to the Bourgeoisie.

[hamsportshockey.files.wordpress.com image 328x328]


Quick and dirty
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-20 10:09:41 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FrancoFile: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?

Grats, you've invented a whole new weird and farked up specific niche genre of porn

/not the general idea, but the window dressing is certainly different

Plenty of MILF porn already has women with the spiky haircut.

Or so I'm told.

Heh - more meant "Nasty racist white woman attempts to chastise/harass black man and is mesmerized by the D and ends up getting railed like it was transcontinental." - but sure haircuts why not!

/there's some mightily odd shiat available out there
//sometimes I play the porn equivalent of TVTropes dives
///just to find shiat and go, "the everloving fark is happening here?"
////I'm pretty sure if someone wanted,, "Left-handed lesbians named Anna with smoking habits and an affectation for wearing Maple Leafs team gear who haughtily denounce the economic policies of 15th century Polish royalty, while whipping their partners with a braided rope made of the hair of executed murderers' cousins' cats" you'd get at least 10 choices


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-20 10:11:04 AM  
Goddamnit, National Geographic, you're validating Karening!

/Seriously, good for him. I'm not a bird watcher, but I seriously get it.
//An entire species born into the NFG club, what's not to like?
 
2022-05-20 10:11:32 AM  
The Bird Watcher is a pretty cool dude  He stands up to Karens and Birbs and doesn't afraid of anything.

Stay Vigilant, my friends. They watch us. They mock us.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-20 10:15:24 AM  

CFitzsimmons: Unobtanium: thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?

The Birds Belong to the Bourgeoisie.

[hamsportshockey.files.wordpress.com image 328x328]

If birds aren't real, then what's in my burrito? And what's all over my car?


"Birds" are not real. Dinosaurs didn't go extinct. Your burrito is filled with dinosaur meat.

That's dinosaur sh*t all over your car.
 
2022-05-20 10:18:16 AM  
This thread is SO MUCH WIN!
 
2022-05-20 10:18:45 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: CFitzsimmons: Unobtanium: thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?

The Birds Belong to the Bourgeoisie.

[hamsportshockey.files.wordpress.com image 328x328]

If birds aren't real, then what's in my burrito? And what's all over my car?

"Birds" are not real. Dinosaurs didn't go extinct. Your burrito is filled with dinosaur meat.

That's dinosaur sh*t all over your car.


Huh. I'd think dinosaur meat would be more expensive. Is the car situation some kind of retribution for eating them?
 
2022-05-20 10:19:35 AM  

SpectroBoy: The only thing I love more than how cooly he handled the Karen is how much it ended up blowing back on her.

HAHAHAHAHA

Guys deserves a medal for not just slapping the smug off of her "face"


The cops were on 'scary black man' mode right until they realized the dude was a nerdy bird watcher. They are willing to shoot unarmed black guys but going on the news to explain shooting a bird watching one is kinda tough. When they dig into the guy to discredit him and justify the shooting, instead of finding out he once smoked weed, they'll prob learn about the guy's stamp collection.

Cops figured that farking Karen was trying to bring *them* down.
 
2022-05-20 10:23:46 AM  
We all know how this ends...

He becomes famous, confident, then some newbie racist cop kills him.

The US SUCKS.
 
2022-05-20 10:27:28 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FrancoFile: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?

Grats, you've invented a whole new weird and farked up specific niche genre of porn

/not the general idea, but the window dressing is certainly different

Plenty of MILF porn already has women with the spiky haircut.

Or so I'm told.

Heh - more meant "Nasty racist white woman attempts to chastise/harass black man and is mesmerized by the D and ends up getting railed like it was transcontinental." - but sure haircuts why not!

/there's some mightily odd shiat available out there
//sometimes I play the porn equivalent of TVTropes dives
///just to find shiat and go, "the everloving fark is happening here?"
////I'm pretty sure if someone wanted,, "Left-handed lesbians named Anna with smoking habits and an affectation for wearing Maple Leafs team gear who haughtily denounce the economic policies of 15th century Polish royalty, while whipping their partners with a braided rope made of the hair of executed murderers' cousins' cats" you'd get at least 10 choices


And yet again, an opportunity on this site to type:

My, when you draw a picture you really color it in.
 
2022-05-20 10:41:15 AM  
I don't mean to be crass but I hope he gets shirtless in some of the episodes.
 
2022-05-20 10:47:41 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FrancoFile: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?

Grats, you've invented a whole new weird and farked up specific niche genre of porn

/not the general idea, but the window dressing is certainly different

Plenty of MILF porn already has women with the spiky haircut.

Or so I'm told.

Heh - more meant "Nasty racist white woman attempts to chastise/harass black man and is mesmerized by the D and ends up getting railed like it was transcontinental." - but sure haircuts why not!

/there's some mightily odd shiat available out there
//sometimes I play the porn equivalent of TVTropes dives
///just to find shiat and go, "the everloving fark is happening here?"
////I'm pretty sure if someone wanted,, "Left-handed lesbians named Anna with smoking habits and an affectation for wearing Maple Leafs team gear who haughtily denounce the economic policies of 15th century Polish royalty, while whipping their partners with a braided rope made of the hair of executed murderers' cousins' cats" you'd get at least 10 choices


"Getting railed like a transcontinental"...
Is that from you? Because  if it is, mes f*cking homages. Wow.
 
2022-05-20 10:52:42 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: FrancoFile: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Sleeper_agent: CarnySaur: Will he be accosted by a different Karen in each episode?

fark is not your private porn site?

Grats, you've invented a whole new weird and farked up specific niche genre of porn

/not the general idea, but the window dressing is certainly different

Plenty of MILF porn already has women with the spiky haircut.

Or so I'm told.

Heh - more meant "Nasty racist white woman attempts to chastise/harass black man and is mesmerized by the D and ends up getting railed like it was transcontinental." - but sure haircuts why not!

/there's some mightily odd shiat available out there
//sometimes I play the porn equivalent of TVTropes dives
///just to find shiat and go, "the everloving fark is happening here?"
////I'm pretty sure if someone wanted,, "Left-handed lesbians named Anna with smoking habits and an affectation for wearing Maple Leafs team gear who haughtily denounce the economic policies of 15th century Polish royalty, while whipping their partners with a braided rope made of the hair of executed murderers' cousins' cats" you'd get at least 10 choices


SPROING!

Oh wait, 15th-century?
//closes browser window
 
2022-05-20 11:00:27 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?


Birds aren't even real silly. They're part of the surveillance state. Everyone knows that.
 
2022-05-20 11:02:38 AM  

SpectroBoy: The only thing I love more than how cooly he handled the Karen is how much it ended up blowing back on her.

HAHAHAHAHA

Guys deserves a medal for not just slapping the smug off of her "face"


I just read that she's getting charged with 3rd degree making false statements to law enforcement.

Sweet, sweet justice. The rarest of birds these days.
 
2022-05-20 11:04:49 AM  

Amelia Earhart's Black Box: So it's a show where people watch Karen getting the bird?


I would watch it.  I would watch it nine times.
 
2022-05-20 11:23:54 AM  
Ahhhh, there's a Common Northeaster Dogstrangler!

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-20 11:24:19 AM  
frankb00th: Is that from you? Because  if it is, mes f*cking homages. Wow.

Yes - as far as I know

/it mostly arose from the need for a simile that would go in there that wouldn't get the post nuked in 10 minutes
 
2022-05-20 11:24:53 AM  

CFitzsimmons: Unobtanium: thatguyoverthere70: Who watches the birdwatchers?

The Birds Belong to the Bourgeoisie.

[hamsportshockey.files.wordpress.com image 328x328]

If birds aren't real, then what's in my burrito? And what's all over my car?


It was a pretty wild time last night, with your mom.
 
2022-05-20 12:00:04 PM  

thorpe: Ahhhh, there's a Common Northeaster Dogstrangler!

[Fark user image image 850x476]


Poor puppy
 
2022-05-20 12:02:34 PM  

Dawgishly: Birds aren't even real silly.



Disagree.
In high school I owned an amazon parrot and he was QUITE silly.
 
2022-05-20 12:06:06 PM  

baka-san: thorpe: Ahhhh, there's a Common Northeaster Dogstrangler!

[Fark user image image 850x476]

Poor puppy


The way she choked that dog and jerked it around during that incident was horrible.
 
2022-05-20 12:39:16 PM  

LadySusan: I don't mean to be crass but I hope he gets shirtless in some of the episodes.


the man is camera ready, i'll say it.  chirp!
 
Displayed 50 of 62 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.