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2347 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 May 2022 at 12:03 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-20 11:12:40 AM  
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2022-05-20 11:34:22 AM  
This is a lot of money and effort being spent to earn the right to get their ass kicked by John Fetterman.
 
2022-05-20 11:39:54 AM  

pdieten: This is a lot of money and effort being spent to earn the right to get their ass kicked by John Fetterman.


He will also beat them in the general election.
 
2022-05-20 12:06:02 PM  
Ah cool. Trump's attorneys did an awesome job with fighting election results last time. I hope there is another Four Seasons Landscaping presser! Maybe they can hold it in front of the sex toy shop this time.
 
2022-05-20 12:07:11 PM  
Over 400,000 people voted for the 2 candidates that didn't stand a chance and are now all wondering if the guy they hate the most is going to win, rather than the guy they hate less.

Are the FFP watching? Are they paying attention?
 
2022-05-20 12:09:03 PM  
A fake doctor from TV who lives out of state, who claims the president is a fat guy in Florida is offering a dose of reality?
 
2022-05-20 12:10:13 PM  
The map is a surprisingly accurate reflection of where the Pennsyltucky infection has spread to areas in the east and west.
 
2022-05-20 12:11:17 PM  
He who says that "nothing gonna happen" should not get in the way of things happening.

- Ancient Chinese Recipe
 
2022-05-20 12:11:23 PM  
Don't Care 

I am voting for him
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2022-05-20 12:11:42 PM  

pdieten: This is a lot of money and effort being spent to earn the right to get their ass kicked by John Fetterman.


Assuming Fetterman's ticker holds up. Dude looks like he's lived a hard life.
 
2022-05-20 12:16:23 PM  
The more dirt the GQP slings during their primaries the better.  Might push a few more Independents over the line.
 
2022-05-20 12:16:26 PM  

Gin Buddy: Over 400,000 people voted for the 2 candidates that didn't stand a chance and are now all wondering if the guy they hate the most is going to win, rather than the guy they hate less.

Are the FFP watching? Are they paying attention?


The Fresh Frozen Plasma?

What do the reverse vampires have to do with this race?
 
2022-05-20 12:17:56 PM  

mrwhippy: Don't Care 

I am voting for him
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May Fortune favor the Fetterman
 
2022-05-20 12:26:52 PM  

natazha: The more dirt the GQP slings during their primaries the better.  Might push a few more Independents over the line.


And please take GQP take as much time as possible and spend as much as possible.
 
2022-05-20 12:26:58 PM  

emtwo: pdieten: This is a lot of money and effort being spent to earn the right to get their ass kicked by John Fetterman.

Assuming Fetterman's ticker holds up. Dude looks like he's lived a hard life.


They're fixing his ticker. They have the technology.
 
2022-05-20 12:28:23 PM  
It seems weird that there's no runoff since no one got a majority. But I guess a lot of primaries don't have one.
 
2022-05-20 12:33:26 PM  
If either one of these assholes had any brains, they would be the stand-up guy and bow out now.

Fighting over a primary is terrible for the party.  The one that bows out will have a chance to run next time.  the one that wins will ruin their own reputation during this fight.

Seriously guys...  It's pretty clear that it's too close to call.  One of you is going to have to be the one that stands up.

Failure to do that is going to wreck both of you.

So, really, I take back my advice.  Fark both of you.  I hope you both lose.
 
2022-05-20 12:42:38 PM  
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2022-05-20 12:48:13 PM  

durbnpoisn: If either one of these assholes had any brains, they would be the stand-up guy and bow out now.

Fighting over a primary is terrible for the party.  The one that bows out will have a chance to run next time.  the one that wins will ruin their own reputation during this fight.

Seriously guys...  It's pretty clear that it's too close to call.  One of you is going to have to be the one that stands up.

Failure to do that is going to wreck both of you.

So, really, I take back my advice.  Fark both of you.  I hope you both lose.


When you allow your party to be overrun by self-aggrandizing grifters, this is what you get. And they deserve every bit of it.
 
2022-05-20 12:49:27 PM  
Fetterman needs to use this time to define himself for the voters, before the GQP dipshiats figure out who won the primary and get to work trying to define him.
 
2022-05-20 1:09:21 PM  

blondambition: emtwo: pdieten: This is a lot of money and effort being spent to earn the right to get their ass kicked by John Fetterman.

Assuming Fetterman's ticker holds up. Dude looks like he's lived a hard life.

They're fixing his ticker. They have the technology.


This.  They intervened early on this, and pacemakers do wonders in keeping people going.

/Kudos to Mrs. Fetterman for insisting he see the doc
 
2022-05-20 1:11:33 PM  

ArkPanda: It seems weird that there's no runoff since no one got a majority. But I guess a lot of primaries don't have one.


It's weird and varies from state to state.  In TX we're doing early voting on our primary runoffs.  But Rick Perry won a general election with only 39% (4-way race).
 
2022-05-20 1:33:52 PM  
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2022-05-20 1:46:33 PM  
Since they're both Republicans, they should agree to throw out all the mail-in ballots.  That should simplify things.
 
2022-05-20 2:38:03 PM  
Conservatives sure do love lawyers.
 
2022-05-20 3:52:21 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Ah cool. Trump's attorneys did an awesome job with fighting election results last time. I hope there is another Four Seasons Landscaping presser! Maybe they can hold it in front of the sex toy shop this time.


If only the team for both sides could be led by Rudy.
 
2022-05-20 4:11:01 PM  

nolanvoid1: Officer Barrelroll: Ah cool. Trump's attorneys did an awesome job with fighting election results last time. I hope there is another Four Seasons Landscaping presser! Maybe they can hold it in front of the sex toy shop this time.

If only the team for both sides could be led by Rudy.


Very fine people on both sides!
 
2022-05-20 4:34:04 PM  
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2022-05-20 4:36:05 PM  
I have an idea.  Let's compromise and have *both* Oz and McCormick run against Fetterman.
 
2022-05-20 8:52:24 PM  

tirob: I have an idea.  Let's compromise and have *both* Oz and McCormick run against Fetterman.


Who ever loses should pull a Murkowski
 
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