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(CNN)   The Senators voting against Ukraine aid: Dick Blackburn, Dick Boozman, Dick Braun, Dick Crapo, Dick Hagerty, Dick Hawley, Dick Lee, Dick Lummis, Dick Marshall, Dick Paul and Dick Tuberville   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: News, United States Senate, Mitch McConnell, Party leaders of the United States Senate, Democratic Party, Ukraine, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul of Kentucky, 111th United States Congress  
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2022-05-20 12:59:55 AM  
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2022-05-20 1:40:26 AM  
There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!
 
2022-05-20 1:43:46 AM  

The Third Man: There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!


Also too many dicks.
 
2022-05-20 2:29:37 AM  

The Third Man: There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!


And those dicks need to get stepped on.
 
2022-05-20 2:42:46 AM  
A bowl of dicks, as it were.
 
2022-05-20 2:44:53 AM  
Maybe the should be put in a paper bag?
 
2022-05-20 2:46:44 AM  
Josh Hawley of Missouri himself.

Rand Paul, of course.  Against any spending that doesn't directly kill Americans.
 
2022-05-20 2:51:22 AM  
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2022-05-20 2:51:42 AM  
No weeners tag? For shame, subby...

/🍆
 
2022-05-20 2:53:20 AM  
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2022-05-20 2:54:17 AM  
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2022-05-20 2:55:24 AM  
We're surrounded by dicks!
 
2022-05-20 2:55:54 AM  
I figured it'd be like...37.
 
2022-05-20 2:56:48 AM  
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2022-05-20 2:57:33 AM  
Spaceballs: Surrounded by assholes
Youtube sen8Tn8CBA4

You know the scene.
 
2022-05-20 3:01:33 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: I figured it'd be like...37.


In a row?
 
2022-05-20 3:02:08 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The Third Man: There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!

And those dicks need to get stepped on.


Good luck raising your knee thathigh, with those clowns.
 
2022-05-20 3:03:58 AM  
We put our faith in Dick Hardcheese.
 
2022-05-20 3:06:15 AM  

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Geoduck?
 
2022-05-20 3:12:06 AM  
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2022-05-20 3:14:27 AM  

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Geoduck?


Fresh King PENIS FISH (Spoon Worm) Sashimi - Korean Street Food
Youtube LQEaUI5KFjk
 
2022-05-20 3:24:50 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: aagrajag: hissatsu: [img.atlasobscura.com image 580x580]

Geoduck?

[YouTube video: Fresh King PENIS FISH (Spoon Worm) Sashimi - Korean Street Food]


Huh.

Well, I have something new and horrifying to try.
 
2022-05-20 3:28:39 AM  
Needs more pralines.
 
2022-05-20 3:46:34 AM  
So many Dicks, but not a single pair of cojones to be found.
 
2022-05-20 3:54:56 AM  

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Geoduck?

[YouTube video: Fresh King PENIS FISH (Spoon Worm) Sashimi - Korean Street Food]

Huh.

Well, I have something new and horrifying to try.


You gonna spit or swallow that?
 
2022-05-20 4:05:58 AM  

powhound: aagrajag: Vlad_the_Inaner: aagrajag: hissatsu: [img.atlasobscura.com image 580x580]

Geoduck?

[YouTube video: Fresh King PENIS FISH (Spoon Worm) Sashimi - Korean Street Food]

Huh.

Well, I have something new and horrifying to try.

You gonna spit or swallow that?


I haven't quite decided yet. You'll know when I have.
 
2022-05-20 4:12:45 AM  
No Richards or Johnsons?

Ghostbusters (6/8) Movie CLIP - This Man Has No Dick (1984) HD
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2022-05-20 4:43:22 AM  

The Third Man: There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!


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2022-05-20 4:59:32 AM  

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Geoduck?

[YouTube video: Fresh King PENIS FISH (Spoon Worm) Sashimi - Korean Street Food]

Huh.

Well, I have something new and horrifying to try.

You gonna spit or swallow that?

I haven't quite decided yet. You'll know when I have.


Hahaha 😝
 
2022-05-20 5:16:26 AM  
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2022-05-20 5:19:35 AM  
Send a mohel to Senate, stat!
 
2022-05-20 5:41:26 AM  

The Third Man: There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!


Once upon a time there was a dick army in congress

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2022-05-20 5:43:20 AM  
A perennial Independent candidate for the Australian Federal Senate.
https://www.vote1maxdicks.com.au/

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2022-05-20 6:24:06 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: The Third Man: There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!

Once upon a time there was a dick army in congress

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Dick Army was against gays in the military.
 
2022-05-20 7:13:10 AM  

The Third Man: There's too many Dicks on the Senate floor!


Easy to fix!
 
2022-05-20 7:16:43 AM  
Holy crap, Ron Johnson voted for it?  He must be getting desperate.
 
2022-05-20 7:32:50 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: I figured it'd be like...37.


In a row?
 
2022-05-20 7:38:49 AM  
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2022-05-20 7:42:58 AM  
What a bunch of dicks.
 
2022-05-20 7:48:07 AM  
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2022-05-20 8:13:49 AM  
What a bunch of assholes.
 
2022-05-20 8:32:45 AM  
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2022-05-20 8:38:34 AM  
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2022-05-20 9:17:39 AM  
Good Morning GOP

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2022-05-20 9:23:12 AM  
Why only $40 billion? We can afford $200 billion. Maybe another trillion.

You're all dicks if you don't agree.
 
2022-05-20 9:26:00 AM  
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2022-05-20 10:42:04 AM  

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George Carlin - Bigger Dick Foreign Policy
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/Of course, NSFW
 
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