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(The Daily Beast)   Colorado GOP county clerk charged with identity theft and breaking into voting equipment submitted a powerful report in her defense. A report which was thoroughly debunked by prosecutors in court. Bonus: the report's author is "MAGA Raccoon"   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Voting system, Elections, March report, clerk of Mesa County, sinister election malfeasance, county clerk, Sandra Brown, District Attorney Dan Rubinstein  
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2022-05-20 5:20:36 AM  
If she doesn't go to jail, the Russian Mafia may try to recruit her for her skills, and her fascism.

So, please make sure she goes to jail.
 
2022-05-20 5:22:43 AM  

Alphax: If she doesn't go to jail, the Russian Mafia may try to recruit her for her skills, and her fascism.

So, please make sure she goes to jail.


Don't say that out loud, or the GQP will sneak her out of the country.
 
2022-05-20 5:25:50 AM  
Thank goodness for the surveillance footage debunking these MAGAts spectacularly. Those who like their elections free and unrigged aren't always going to be so lucky to have people as stupid as this.

It's an important precedent though. The normal tendancy, for decent reasons, is to suspect error rather than fraudulent activity - most often that is the actual explanation, after all. But cases like this highlight that when MAGAts cry foul, it's because they've farked with it.
 
2022-05-20 5:32:16 AM  

A_Flying_Toaster: Alphax: If she doesn't go to jail, the Russian Mafia may try to recruit her for her skills, and her fascism.

So, please make sure she goes to jail.

Don't say that out loud, or the GQP will sneak her out of the country.


Good, sneak Peters to Russia, where the Russian Army will claim her over Mafia objections. There, thanks to the Russian Army version of Peter's Principle in which the most corrupt and incompetent skyrocket through the ranks, she will soon make general. After that her fate is sealed.
 
2022-05-20 5:38:49 AM  
God damn MAGA criminals. Every one of them involved in tampering with ballots need to be prosecuted.
I'd add... Then they wont be so inclined to break the law. But we all know it just would mean they would take steps to not get caught again.
 
2022-05-20 5:39:26 AM  
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....
 
2022-05-20 5:43:17 AM  

Stoker: God damn MAGA criminals. Every one of them involved in tampering with ballots need to be prosecuted.
I'd add... Then they wont be so inclined to break the law. But we all know it just would mean they would take steps to not get caught again.


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But we all know it just would mean they would take steps to not get caught again.

Objection: assumes intelligence not in evidence.
 
2022-05-20 5:45:49 AM  

A_Flying_Toaster: Alphax: If she doesn't go to jail, the Russian Mafia may try to recruit her for her skills, and her fascism.

So, please make sure she goes to jail.

Don't say that out loud, or the GQP will sneak her out of the country.


I think she could do less damage outside the country than inside.
 
2022-05-20 5:51:42 AM  
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2022-05-20 6:06:02 AM  

Alphax: If she doesn't go to jail, the Russian Mafia may try to recruit her for her skills, and her fascism.

So, please make sure she goes to jail.


If she doesn't go to jail, the Russian Mafia GOPmaywill try to recruit her for her skills, and her fascism.

Fixed
 
2022-05-20 6:08:23 AM  

moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....


I know her as Nancy.
 
2022-05-20 6:15:44 AM  
Not for nothing, but, these are only the vote tampering crazies we're catching.
 
2022-05-20 6:55:38 AM  
In a Thursday hearing, Mesa County's district attorney dismantled Peters' core claims, with help from surveillance footage from inside her own office.

Don't worry, MAGA Raccoon will show up and demonstrate the video has been doctored. He can prove it because he just won his third game of 3D Chess against a computer. There's a guy hiding behind the water heater in the basement who's the real villain.
 
2022-05-20 6:56:02 AM  

Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....

I know her as Nancy.


You're not the only one. Everyone knew her as Nancy.
 
2022-05-20 6:57:45 AM  
There's your election fraud right there.
 
2022-05-20 7:25:05 AM  

Alphax: If she doesn't go to jail, the Russian Mafia may try to recruit her for her skills, and her fascism.

So, please make sure she goes to jail.


They don't recruit operatives that fail. Especially in such a public fashion.

OAN may have a new 'consultant' though.
 
2022-05-20 7:34:35 AM  
She probably thinks this is like the movies where a cat burglar/hacker is intently watching an upload percentage bar while a single bead of sweat drips from their brow rather than some dork wearing a cheap Kirkland brand necktie dragging a file from a USB drive in a matter of seconds.
 
2022-05-20 8:13:25 AM  

Stoker: God damn MAGA criminals. Every one of them involved in tampering with ballots need to be prosecuted.
I'd add... Then they wont be so inclined to break the law. But we all know it just would mean they would take steps to not get caught again.


Going to observe here that fear of punishment does not deter crime and that most crimes are committed either in a fit of passion or because the perpetrator believes they will get away with it. It is the entire argument for changing how we handle prison for drug offenders but it is just as applicable to these folks.

So it's not going to encourage other people not to commit fraud like this, but convictions would borrow them from office so that they could not themselves do it again so there is at least that.
 
2022-05-20 8:23:13 AM  

CheatCommando: Stoker: God damn MAGA criminals. Every one of them involved in tampering with ballots need to be prosecuted.
I'd add... Then they wont be so inclined to break the law. But we all know it just would mean they would take steps to not get caught again.

Going to observe here that fear of punishment does not deter crime and that most crimes are committed either in a fit of passion or because the perpetrator believes they will get away with it. It is the entire argument for changing how we handle prison for drug offenders but it is just as applicable to these folks.

So it's not going to encourage other people not to commit fraud like this, but convictions would borrow them from office so that they could not themselves do it again so there is at least that.


If the perpetrator is acting because they believe they'll get away with it then they do indeed fear punishment and are deterred by it, because they wouldn't do it if they didn't think they could get away with it.
 
2022-05-20 8:28:05 AM  

RI_Red: Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....

I know her as Nancy.

You're not the only one. Everyone knew her as Nancy.


You mean Bettie Jo Bealovski?
 
2022-05-20 8:29:48 AM  

Rocket To Russia: RI_Red: Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....

I know her as Nancy.

You're not the only one. Everyone knew her as Nancy.

You mean Bettie Jo Bealovski?


No, her name was McGill.
 
2022-05-20 8:32:27 AM  
Maga Raccoon
Checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible

But Maga don't read
He just posts angry screeds
And goes out and buys assault rifles

"It's name is AR!"
It'll shoot through a car!
Those libs have no chance of survival!"
 
2022-05-20 8:55:43 AM  

qorkfiend: CheatCommando: Stoker: God damn MAGA criminals. Every one of them involved in tampering with ballots need to be prosecuted.
I'd add... Then they wont be so inclined to break the law. But we all know it just would mean they would take steps to not get caught again.

Going to observe here that fear of punishment does not deter crime and that most crimes are committed either in a fit of passion or because the perpetrator believes they will get away with it. It is the entire argument for changing how we handle prison for drug offenders but it is just as applicable to these folks.

So it's not going to encourage other people not to commit fraud like this, but convictions would borrow them from office so that they could not themselves do it again so there is at least that.

If the perpetrator is acting because they believe they'll get away with it then they do indeed fear punishment and are deterred by it, because they wouldn't do it if they didn't think they could get away with it.


The sociologists don't agree with you, I'm afraid. Study after study has shown that harsh punishment does not deter criminals in a meaningful way. It is one of the pragmatic arguments against the death penalty.
 
2022-05-20 8:56:42 AM  
So... perjury charges coming.... when? Sanctions and/or disbarment for the defense lawyers in 3... 2...?...

This report submitted as evidence is factually incorrect in easily verified ways.
 
2022-05-20 9:02:50 AM  
The actions of the magat are great for the maga crowd and their conspiracy theories. It shows someone willing to fight for their cause. It shows republicans will be punished for caring about America. It shows the deep state will pick on republicans and not go for democrats who commit most of the voter fraud. It shows how bad the democrats are and how government will protect them, why government needs to be destroyed to free America from the leftist take over of the country.

Republicans have perfected the bully-victim mentality. They can bully and lie about anyone but call them out and they play the victim card to deflect from their actions while blaming everyone else for being the evil iceholes.

How America can avoid death and destruction due to conservatism with republicans living in delusion due to an information silo that lies to them I have no idea. They will ignore any truth that makes them uncomfortable and stick with lies that allows them to blame the "other" for any perceived wrongs.
 
2022-05-20 9:13:36 AM  
mcmnky:

This report submitted as evidence is factually incorrect in easily verified ways.

Which is really weird, because I've always found MAGA Racoon to be an unbiased, logic-based read before.  This is so unlike them.
 
2022-05-20 9:35:48 AM  
Simple solution.  Take her to the top of the nearest mess and throw her off.
 
2022-05-20 9:36:42 AM  
Mesa is a word iPhone!
 
2022-05-20 9:47:22 AM  

RI_Red: Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....

I know her as Nancy.

You're not the only one. Everyone knew her as Nancy.


That would really get her mad because she called herself Lil.
 
2022-05-20 10:17:28 AM  

qorkfiend: CheatCommando: Stoker: God damn MAGA criminals. Every one of them involved in tampering with ballots need to be prosecuted.
I'd add... Then they wont be so inclined to break the law. But we all know it just would mean they would take steps to not get caught again.

Going to observe here that fear of punishment does not deter crime and that most crimes are committed either in a fit of passion or because the perpetrator believes they will get away with it. It is the entire argument for changing how we handle prison for drug offenders but it is just as applicable to these folks.

So it's not going to encourage other people not to commit fraud like this, but convictions would borrow them from office so that they could not themselves do it again so there is at least that.

If the perpetrator is acting because they believe they'll get away with it then they do indeed fear punishment and are deterred by it, because they wouldn't do it if they didn't think they could get away with it.


They do it because they have been working the refs for 40 years. If they do get caught, they just keep appealing their convictions until they get the right judge. The thought that they shouldn't do it in the first place never crosses their mind.
 
2022-05-20 10:26:34 AM  

qorkfiend: Rocket To Russia: RI_Red: Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....

I know her as Nancy.

You're not the only one. Everyone knew her as Nancy.

You mean Bettie Jo Bealovski?

No, her name was McGill.


She called herself Jill
 
2022-05-20 10:37:41 AM  

SoupJohnB: qorkfiend: Rocket To Russia: RI_Red: Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....

I know her as Nancy.

You're not the only one. Everyone knew her as Nancy.

You mean Bettie Jo Bealovski?

No, her name was McGill.

She called herself Jill


She was my BFF.
 
2022-05-20 11:41:48 AM  

RI_Red: Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: moulderx1: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Mesa Colorado there lived a young girl named MAGA Raccoon....

I know her as Nancy.

You're not the only one. Everyone knew her as Nancy.


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