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2022-05-20 2:31:02 AM  
He probably smokes after sex as well.

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2022-05-20 5:59:56 AM  
Hey, at least it wasn't his step-sister/mother.
 
2022-05-20 6:51:13 AM  

The_Sponge: He probably smokes after sex as well.

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Please.  During.
 
2022-05-20 6:59:01 AM  
The kids were watching?

Kinky.
 
2022-05-20 7:06:51 AM  
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2022-05-20 7:23:15 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: The kids were watching?

Kinky.


Yes officer, this post right here.
 
2022-05-20 8:02:51 AM  
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2022-05-20 8:43:45 AM  
Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag? Even if this was a case of a foursome or swinging, why have your kids around for it?
 
2022-05-20 8:56:26 AM  
There's no doubt Jay Cutler is the douchiest of douches, but I don't believe this story.
 
2022-05-20 8:59:13 AM  
All I know is that hooking up with your pal's wife? That's a big NO for me!!!!

Oh, never mind, I see this quality article already has that covered.
 
2022-05-20 9:05:15 AM  
I don't believe this.  Jay would give up halfway through trying to hook up because it's hard and he doesn't care... whatever.
 
2022-05-20 9:07:21 AM  

greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?


Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.
 
2022-05-20 9:15:31 AM  

browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.


Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.
 
2022-05-20 9:27:25 AM  

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They told me I could be anything, so I became a cloud.
 
2022-05-20 9:33:54 AM  

Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.


While I'm not sticking up for Cutler or adultery, you forgot that when it comes to cheating, a whole lot of farkers become extremely prudish and make something that happens in at least 20% of marriages into the worst imaginable act.
 
2022-05-20 9:36:42 AM  
Verily a paragon of conservative values
 
2022-05-20 9:38:28 AM  

Deja vu all over again: Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.

While I'm not sticking up for Cutler or adultery, you forgot that when it comes to cheating, a whole lot of farkers become extremely prudish and make something that happens in at least 20% of marriages into the worst imaginable act.


I never blame the unmarried/unattached person in the scenario. Only blame the person who is currently coupled/engaged/married.

Inappropriate marital conduct could be cheating but it could also be so simple as not picking up the kids from an event because he was looking at old film of his highlights and was too stoned to look at a clock.
 
2022-05-20 9:39:41 AM  

Deja vu all over again: Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.

While I'm not sticking up for Cutler or adultery, you forgot that when it comes to cheating, a whole lot of farkers become extremely prudish and make something that happens in at least 20% of marriages into the worst imaginable act.


I don't understand where these people get the time.  If I get any free time away from the wife and kids, I'm going to play golf, which I never get to do anymore, or hang out with my friends.  I'm not going to waste my free time with women - the thing I'm trying to get away from.  I'd rather sit in a bar in the afternoon and have some drinks with nobody bothering me for a few hours.  That sounds far more interesting than an affair.
 
2022-05-20 9:41:56 AM  

Kitty2.0: looking at old film of his highlights


That should only take 30 minutes or so.  As a Bears fan, I can remember one or two games where I said "Wow, Jay has a cannon for an arm.  He's making plays!  He's clearly turned the corner!"

And then next week, it's the same old Smokin' Jay don't care.
 
2022-05-20 9:42:12 AM  

Kitty2.0: There's no doubt Jay Cutler is the douchiest of douches, but I don't believe this story.


If I could picture him actually having friends, then I can see him doing this.
 
2022-05-20 9:42:58 AM  

TheLopper: All I know is that hooking up with your pal's wife? That's a big NO for me!!!!

Oh, never mind, I see this quality article already has that covered.


The author couldn't even bring themselves to use the word "sexual" without censoring it - what is this, 1952?
 
2022-05-20 9:44:11 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Kitty2.0: looking at old film of his highlights

That should only take 30 minutes or so.  As a Bears fan, I can remember one or two games where I said "Wow, Jay has a cannon for an arm.  He's making plays!  He's clearly turned the corner!"

And then next week, it's the same old Smokin' Jay don't care.


True. I have totally given up on Bears football. At this point, I think they get paid to lose.

/Go Cubs Go!
 
2022-05-20 9:49:01 AM  

Kitty2.0: Rapmaster2000: Kitty2.0: looking at old film of his highlights

That should only take 30 minutes or so.  As a Bears fan, I can remember one or two games where I said "Wow, Jay has a cannon for an arm.  He's making plays!  He's clearly turned the corner!"

And then next week, it's the same old Smokin' Jay don't care.

True. I have totally given up on Bears football. At this point, I think they get paid to lose.

/Go Cubs Go!


It's going to be a real shiatshow when Virginia dies and about 40 children and grandchildren fight amongst themselves for shares of the team.  It's going to make the situation in Denver look civil.
 
2022-05-20 9:50:00 AM  
Jay Cutler and Jeff George are the living embodiment of being million dollar talents attached to a ten cent brain.
 
2022-05-20 9:50:55 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Kitty2.0: Rapmaster2000: Kitty2.0: looking at old film of his highlights

That should only take 30 minutes or so.  As a Bears fan, I can remember one or two games where I said "Wow, Jay has a cannon for an arm.  He's making plays!  He's clearly turned the corner!"

And then next week, it's the same old Smokin' Jay don't care.

True. I have totally given up on Bears football. At this point, I think they get paid to lose.

/Go Cubs Go!

It's going to be a real shiatshow when Virginia dies and about 40 children and grandchildren fight amongst themselves for shares of the team.  It's going to make the situation in Denver look civil.


I'm so far removed I didn't know Denver was in upheaval.
 
2022-05-20 9:59:36 AM  

Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.


Really weird choices for parallel countries..

And Jay is being vilified because he has been anti-vax, anti-mask and talking about how he was going to run for school board.  Not sure farking your neighbors wife, on vacation, with your kids around, is a great example for the children.

No one really gives 2 farks who or what he does, but when he comes off as even more of a hypocritical douchecanoe.. some people take issue with that.
 
2022-05-20 10:00:38 AM  
Subby, he was always throwing balls to the wrong players.
 
2022-05-20 10:04:35 AM  

Vercengetorix: Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.

Really weird choices for parallel countries..

And Jay is being vilified because he has been anti-vax, anti-mask and talking about how he was going to run for school board.  Not sure farking your neighbors wife, on vacation, with your kids around, is a great example for the children.

No one really gives 2 farks who or what he does, but when he comes off as even more of a hypocritical douchecanoe.. some people take issue with that.


This "article" is pure gossip. No names, no dates, no destination given...
 
2022-05-20 10:12:39 AM  
I mean Julianna Zobrist hurt Ben Zobrist so bad with her affair the dude stopped playing baseball.
 
2022-05-20 10:13:06 AM  

Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.


Did I say that screwing a friend's wife never happens? No.

Did I say that Jay Cutler is the first person ever to (allegedly) screw his friend's wife? No.

Did I say there's no way Jay Cutler screwed his friend's wife? No.

All I was saying is that Jay Cutler being a sad-sack of a quarterback does not make one automatically assume that he's going to screw his friend's wife  - let alone while the kids are around! There's just not a straight line to those two lines of thought.
 
2022-05-20 10:16:41 AM  

browneye: Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.

Did I say that screwing a friend's wife never happens? No.

Did I say that Jay Cutler is the first person ever to (allegedly) screw his friend's wife? No.

Did I say there's no way Jay Cutler screwed his friend's wife? No.

All I was saying is that Jay Cutler being a sad-sack of a quarterback does not make one automatically assume that he's going to screw his friend's wife  - let alone while the kids are around! There's just not a straight line to those two lines of thought.


What I don't understand is why you would remotely be surprised by any human being's behavior during this timeline...considering Cutler lives in the middle of farking nowhere Tennessee and IS Jay Cutler, the neighbor's wife is about as safe as he could get and remain under the radar.

Until now.
 
2022-05-20 10:49:11 AM  

Kitty2.0: There's no doubt Jay Cutler is the douchiest of douches, but I don't believe this story.


Totally plausible that he's banging his neighbors wife at home but this particular story seems a little odd.

Anyone that's ever gone on vacation with the SO, when or why would you be apart long enough for that to happen? I mean, it's not like you're running to the store or going to work. You're doing everything together. At least that's been my experience when vacationing with the WAGs
 
2022-05-20 10:56:48 AM  

abhorrent1: Kitty2.0: There's no doubt Jay Cutler is the douchiest of douches, but I don't believe this story.

Totally plausible that he's banging his neighbors wife at home but this particular story seems a little odd.

Anyone that's ever gone on vacation with the SO, when or why would you be apart long enough for that to happen? I mean, it's not like you're running to the store or going to work. You're doing everything together. At least that's been my experience when vacationing with the WAGs


My sister's husband cheated on her with her best friend at the hotel pool.in the Bahamas while my sister was passed out in their hotel room.

So, it's not that difficult to do...but best practices say to never bring a single to a couple's event like that.
 
2022-05-20 11:01:11 AM  

Kitty2.0: browneye: Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.

Did I say that screwing a friend's wife never happens? No.

Did I say that Jay Cutler is the first person ever to (allegedly) screw his friend's wife? No.

Did I say there's no way Jay Cutler screwed his friend's wife? No.

All I was saying is that Jay Cutler being a sad-sack of a quarterback does not make one automatically assume that he's going to screw his friend's wife  - let alone while the kids are around! There's just not a straight line to those two lines of thought.

What I don't understand is why you would remotely be surprised by any human being's behavior during this timeline...considering Cutler lives in the middle of farking nowhere Tennessee and IS Jay Cutler, the neighbor's wife is about as safe as he could get and remain under the radar.

Until now.


Okay...I've explained myself quite clearly. You don't get it. Moving on....
 
2022-05-20 11:05:25 AM  
Pro Tip: If your best friend farks your wife, he's not your best friend.
 
2022-05-20 11:05:44 AM  

browneye: Kitty2.0: browneye: Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.

Did I say that screwing a friend's wife never happens? No.

Did I say that Jay Cutler is the first person ever to (allegedly) screw his friend's wife? No.

Did I say there's no way Jay Cutler screwed his friend's wife? No.

All I was saying is that Jay Cutler being a sad-sack of a quarterback does not make one automatically assume that he's going to screw his friend's wife  - let alone while the kids are around! There's just not a straight line to those two lines of thought.

What I don't understand is why you would remotely be surprised by any human being's behavior during this timeline...considering Cutler lives in the middle of farking nowhere Tennessee and IS Jay Cutler, the neighbor's wife is about as safe as he could get and remain under the radar.

Until now.

Okay...I've explained myself quite clearly. You don't get it. Moving on....


You don't get it. He's a human being. A very, very, very flawed human being. Why would banging the neighbor's wife on vacation be a big deal?

Would it have been better or worse if all the kids had been left with Shot Guzzling Cavallari instead?

Parents have sex while on vacation with kids all the time. Stop clutching those pearls so tightly.
 
2022-05-20 11:14:02 AM  

Kitty2.0: Parents have sex while on vacation with kids all the time. Stop clutching those pearls so tightly.


What kind of resorts are you going to?
 
2022-05-20 11:14:28 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Kitty2.0: Parents have sex while on vacation with kids all the time. Stop clutching those pearls so tightly.

What kind of resorts are you going to?


Probably resorts in Thailand.
 
2022-05-20 11:19:09 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Kitty2.0: Parents have sex while on vacation with kids all the time. Stop clutching those pearls so tightly.

What kind of resorts are you going to?


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You know what I meant.
 
2022-05-20 11:20:00 AM  
Do you really think Jay Cutler & Co. are staying in some tiny hotel room while on vacation. He'd rent a house.
 
2022-05-20 11:36:22 AM  

Kitty2.0: Do you really think Jay Cutler & Co. are staying in some tiny hotel room while on vacation. He'd rent a house.


To be honest, I don't waste much time thinking about Jay Cutler.
 
2022-05-20 11:40:15 AM  

OkieDookie: Kitty2.0: Do you really think Jay Cutler & Co. are staying in some tiny hotel room while on vacation. He'd rent a house.

To be honest, I don't waste much time thinking about Jay Cutler.


The last thing I heard about him before this was about a decapitated chicken and trying to find the culprit. Think that was at least a year ago.

Spoiler alert: it was a raccoon
 
2022-05-20 11:56:52 AM  
Fark Libertines really love throwing out the phrase pearl clutching every time someone calls out marginally scummy, sexual behaviour.  Farking outside of wedlock is in and of itself not an issue.. theoretically farking your neighbors wife while on a full-fledged family vacation seems like a dick move morally and ethically.  Especially for someone who portends to care about kids, as Smokin Jay has with his anti-vax BS.
 
2022-05-20 12:10:35 PM  
This is all based on gossip from Cutler's ex-wife, she's the "source" here.  It could be true, she certainly claimed infidelity in her divorce proceedings, but it could also be some ex revenge scheming too.  She's not exactly an unimpeachable source.

Ultimately... who farking cares outside of that social grouping?
 
2022-05-20 12:26:46 PM  

deadsanta: This is all based on gossip from Cutler's ex-wife, she's the "source" here.  It could be true, she certainly claimed infidelity in her divorce proceedings, but it could also be some ex revenge scheming too.  She's not exactly an unimpeachable source.

Ultimately... who farking cares outside of that social grouping?


Bears fan here that just loves to shiat on Cutler.

No one really "cares" outside of dumping on an already stinky turd.
 
2022-05-20 12:48:00 PM  
Was that a completion or an interception?
 
2022-05-20 1:22:02 PM  
"Don't care, had sex."
 
2022-05-20 1:46:00 PM  

abhorrent1: Kitty2.0: There's no doubt Jay Cutler is the douchiest of douches, but I don't believe this story.

Totally plausible that he's banging his neighbors wife at home but this particular story seems a little odd.

Anyone that's ever gone on vacation with the SO, when or why would you be apart long enough for that to happen? I mean, it's not like you're running to the store or going to work. You're doing everything together. At least that's been my experience when vacationing with the WAGs


Wife - "Hun, why don't you take the kids into town to do XYZ and I'll get dinner started?"

Husband - "Jay, you wanna come?"

Jay - "Nah man, I'm going to go see if the fish are biting - we can take the boat out when you get back"
 
2022-05-20 2:07:20 PM  

Deja vu all over again: Kitty2.0: browneye: greentea1985: Is anyone surprised that Cutler is a scumbag?

Well...I am.

I knew Jay Cutler was a sad-sack of a quarterback. But screwing his friend's wife. And while the kids are nearby?!

If the story is true, then that's an entirely different level of Farked Up.

Oh please. This happens every day in countless homes across America (and France and Greece and Japan). If it is true (it's not), Jay would not be the first or the last to tag his neighbor's wife.

While I'm not sticking up for Cutler or adultery, you forgot that when it comes to cheating, a whole lot of farkers become extremely prudish and make something that happens in at least 20% of marriages into the worst imaginable act.


Thank god you posted this. I was reading the first few responses and thought I'd been redirected to some ultra-Conservative, ultra-religious site.

Sports Farkers need to get laid.
Also, try something other than missionary and 'for procreation' only sex--you might like it.
 
2022-05-20 2:16:14 PM  
Divorces between rich folk sure get messy dont they?
 
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