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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Woman ends police chase with old Florida man trick. Who said Florida Man tag was just for men   (wfla.com) divider line
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3091 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2022 at 2:50 AM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-20 3:04:52 AM  
Is the snake o.k.?
 
2022-05-20 3:05:38 AM  
Subby's mom threw a snake at me the first time we met, but we've moved past that.
 
2022-05-20 3:09:31 AM  

phishrace: Subby's mom threw a snake at me the first time we met, but we've moved past that.


NTTIAWWT
 
2022-05-20 3:11:00 AM  

bongon247: Is the snake o.k.?


Done !
 
2022-05-20 3:14:50 AM  
I'm all for a gender-neutral term, but "Florida Person" doesn't conjure up quite the same image of an unshaven, mullet-headed, overalls-wearing, part-time crocodile farmer and full-time meth user.
 
2022-05-20 3:29:06 AM  
Pocket snake!
 
2022-05-20 4:11:19 AM  

foo monkey: I'm all for a gender-neutral term, but "Florida Person" doesn't conjure up quite the same image of an unshaven, mullet-headed, overalls-wearing, part-time crocodile farmer and full-time meth user.


And the men in Florida look like that too, so it works.
 
2022-05-20 4:15:08 AM  
She blew her car up while cooking meth naked and sitting on an alligator?
 
2022-05-20 4:25:02 AM  
Some people don't seem to have much of a plan should things go wrong.
 
2022-05-20 4:41:36 AM  
Some asshole once threw a cat at my face.

Ow. Kitties get sharp when they find themselves suddenly and forcefully launched through the air.
 
2022-05-20 4:45:57 AM  

betawulf: foo monkey: I'm all for a gender-neutral term, but "Florida Person" doesn't conjure up quite the same image of an unshaven, mullet-headed, overalls-wearing, part-time crocodile farmer and full-time meth user.

And the men in Florida look like that too, so it works.


To be fair.  This didn't happen in Austria.  We have alligators down here.  And crocs, well they are just an unfortunate choice of footwear.
 
2022-05-20 4:48:00 AM  

aagrajag: Some asshole once threw a cat at my face.

Ow. Kitties get sharp when they find themselves suddenly and forcefully launched through the air.


You broke into my house, so all is fair....
 
2022-05-20 4:51:48 AM  

bongon247: aagrajag: Some asshole once threw a cat at my face.

Ow. Kitties get sharp when they find themselves suddenly and forcefully launched through the air.

You broke into my house, so all is fair....


All kidding aside.

Some dope fiend did break into my house.  And I did throw my polydactl cat into his face.

I wish I had a picture of Bigfoot to post.  He was a monster.  And mean.
 
2022-05-20 5:29:40 AM  

bongon247: bongon247: aagrajag: Some asshole once threw a cat at my face.

Ow. Kitties get sharp when they find themselves suddenly and forcefully launched through the air.

You broke into my house, so all is fair....

All kidding aside.

Some dope fiend did break into my house.  And I did throw my polydactl cat into his face.

I wish I had a picture of Bigfoot to post.  He was a monster.  And mean.


Yikes. Did he lose an eye? I nearly did.
 
2022-05-20 5:37:55 AM  

aagrajag: bongon247: bongon247: aagrajag: Some asshole once threw a cat at my face.

Ow. Kitties get sharp when they find themselves suddenly and forcefully launched through the air.

You broke into my house, so all is fair....

All kidding aside.

Some dope fiend did break into my house.  And I did throw my polydactl cat into his face.

I wish I had a picture of Bigfoot to post.  He was a monster.  And mean.

Yikes. Did he lose an eye? I nearly did.


I don't really know.  He did leave through bathroom window from whence he came though.  Very quickly too.
 
2022-05-20 5:45:01 AM  

bongon247: aagrajag: bongon247: bongon247: aagrajag: Some asshole once threw a cat at my face.

Ow. Kitties get sharp when they find themselves suddenly and forcefully launched through the air.

You broke into my house, so all is fair....

All kidding aside.

Some dope fiend did break into my house.  And I did throw my polydactl cat into his face.

I wish I had a picture of Bigfoot to post.  He was a monster.  And mean.

Yikes. Did he lose an eye? I nearly did.

I don't really know.  He did leave through bathroom window from whence he came though.  Very quickly too.


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2022-05-20 6:56:36 AM  
"The deputies who were hit by the woman were not injured"....

Kind of surprised. A retired cop friend of mine told me that any time they got into any kind of altercation with any kind of "injury" they used it as extra paid vacation. Think there were even certain doctors they would go to.
 
2022-05-20 7:11:58 AM  
Was doing go-karts in Florida.  Racing my brother and in the final lap he pulls and inside pass and is looking at a win. He is laughing at me until I pull a lizard out of my pocket that I had found earlier and threw it at him.  He panics and crashes and I win. I was 24.

/true story
 
2022-05-20 7:58:37 AM  

foo monkey: I'm all for a gender-neutral term, but "Florida Person" doesn't conjure up quite the same image of an unshaven, mullet-headed, overalls-wearing, part-time crocodile farmer and full-time meth user.


How about the even more neutral term "Floridian"?
 
2022-05-20 8:14:38 AM  
This is all wrong. This Florida man trick is done with a gator.
 
2022-05-20 8:39:20 AM  
I think crazy old cat lady beats crazy old snake lday because the cats kill the snakes.
 
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