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2022-05-20 8:55:51 AM  
Whatever.  We sat right by the hoop one time at a Warriors game, it's farking terrifying.
 
2022-05-20 8:58:49 AM  
After all the fees, you'll be paying a shade under $30,000 to sit courtside with a friend. Or, you know, you could just spend the same amount of money and buy 3,000 Big Mac meals and throw a huge hamburger party. Your choice.

I would hope that if you were buying 3,000 Big Mac meals, you would get some sort of bulk discount and not be paying ten bucks a pop.  See, this is the problem with America.  People just don't know how to negotiate.
 
2022-05-20 9:55:55 AM  
Can I pay with Bitcoin?

/the recession can't come soon enough
 
2022-05-20 11:32:12 AM  

Dr.Fey: After all the fees, you'll be paying a shade under $30,000 to sit courtside with a friend. Or, you know, you could just spend the same amount of money and buy 3,000 Big Mac meals and throw a huge hamburger party. Your choice.

I would hope that if you were buying 3,000 Big Mac meals, you would get some sort of bulk discount and not be paying ten bucks a pop.  See, this is the problem with America.  People just don't know how to negotiate.


Hey this ain't no arabesque souk, this is America for Chrissakes!  Buy it or walk on, nobody got the time to haggle like fishwives up in this nation.
 
2022-05-20 2:58:48 PM  
I'll pay $30K plus whatever Obama charges for his Time Machine to be courtside for this NBA Conference Final Game.

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2022-05-20 5:06:58 PM  
I had a friend with Warriors season tickets about 10 rows up, which is the perfect view. He didn't want to get any lower. He also had Sharks season tickets right behind the announcers (second deck center) at the Shark tank. Rarely said no when he offered me a ticket.
 
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