Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Verge) Weeners Elon's attempts to join the Mile High club might bring his attempt to buy Twitter crashing to the ground   (theverge.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Sexual intercourse, Elon Musk, Massage, flight attendant's friends, Human sexual behavior, Business Insider, following story, full body massage  
•       •       •

4749 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 19 May 2022 at 9:22 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



237 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2022-05-19 7:00:57 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-05-19 8:50:39 PM  
I see Musk has been hard at work establishing his Republican bona fides.
 
2022-05-19 9:02:54 PM  
What the f*ck is the matter with this guy.
 
2022-05-19 9:22:39 PM  

educated: What the f*ck is the matter with this guy.


This guy?
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-19 9:23:53 PM  
His "switch" to the GOP and his "prescient" claim that he would be facing "attacks" in the coming months now make a lot more sense.

What a scumbag. I'll enjoy watching him flounder.
 
2022-05-19 9:24:18 PM  
So... he's leaking the abuse allegations as another attempt to squirm out of the Twitter acquisition? Kind of weird but okay.
 
2022-05-19 9:24:43 PM  
If I had $200 billion you would not be hearing from me.
 
2022-05-19 9:25:20 PM  
So, if Tesla shares drop low enough, does this mean Twitter will wind up owning Tesla?

/My god, when Musk is banned the salt will be fantastic
 
2022-05-19 9:25:31 PM  
Great, another pussy-grabbing sociopath.
 
2022-05-19 9:26:23 PM  

educated: What the f*ck is the matter with this guy.


How much time you got?
 
2022-05-19 9:26:25 PM  
Holy shiat! And he actively pressured flight attendants to become licensed in flight masseuses on their own dime!?

He's trying to become Epstein!
 
2022-05-19 9:26:42 PM  
He was just showing her what the rocket was going to look like.

ewscripps.brightspotcdn.comView Full Size
 
2022-05-19 9:27:12 PM  

pacified: If I had $200 billion you would not be hearing from me.


He doesn't have that money. These lists are Forbes interns or whoever calling up rich assholes and asking how much they have and printing the answers. It's all bullshiat.
 
2022-05-19 9:27:17 PM  
He's a rich genius!  He can do whatever he wants!
 
2022-05-19 9:29:16 PM  
"SpaceX reportedly paid a flight attendant $250,000 to ensure she didn't speak out or sue the company after Elon Musk allegedly exposed himself and propositioned her for sex,"

Imagine being the world's richest man and having absolutely ZERO game. F*cking loser.
 
2022-05-19 9:29:39 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-19 9:29:49 PM  

Rapmaster2000: He's a rich genius!  He can do whatever he wants!


He is rich.
 
2022-05-19 9:30:18 PM  
"The billionaire founder exposed his penis to her and offered to buy her a horse."

But did they watch shark week??

Seriously, Elon Musk is just Donald Trump without the dementia and with actual wealth.
 
2022-05-19 9:31:02 PM  

Rapmaster2000: He's a rich genius!  He can do whatever he wants!


When you're a star, they let you do it. Because of the implication.
 
2022-05-19 9:31:10 PM  

ryebread: I see Musk has been hard at work establishing his Republican bona fides.


Wrong gender.
 
2022-05-19 9:31:10 PM  
Elon Musk was gunning for a board seat at Twitter until the company asked for a background check.

Well then!
 
2022-05-19 9:31:11 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: pacified: If I had $200 billion you would not be hearing from me.

He doesn't have that money. These lists are Forbes interns or whoever calling up rich assholes and asking how much they have and printing the answers. It's all bullshiat.


John Barron says Musk is loaded, billions and billions of dollars. Just ask him.
 
2022-05-19 9:31:54 PM  

culebra: His "switch" to the GOP and his "prescient" claim that he would be facing "attacks" in the coming months now make a lot more sense.

What a scumbag. I'll enjoy watching him flounder.


And his rubes are already eating it up hook, line, and sinker. They actually believe his story was invented overnight to tarnish him instead of, you know, him knowing the story was coming (and he did) and getting ahead of it with his "I'm a republican now, they are going to attack me" nonsense.
 
2022-05-19 9:32:00 PM  
Why would a Champion of Free Speech buy someone's silence? I'm so disillusioned right now!
 
2022-05-19 9:32:14 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-19 9:32:22 PM  
Trump was always an asshole, but I don't feel like he completely lost his mind until he was a bit older.
Elon has always seemed like he was a nutjob.
 
TWX
2022-05-19 9:33:01 PM  

educated: What the f*ck is the matter with this guy.


Not especially much compared to average.  He's demonstrating what a lot of people would do if they were relatively free from consequences for their actions.
 
2022-05-19 9:33:20 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2022-05-19 9:33:59 PM  
Totally coincidental that he jumped to the GOP after being contacted about this.
 
2022-05-19 9:35:19 PM  
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT!!
 
2022-05-19 9:35:30 PM  

Codenamechaz: [Fark user image 720x900]


DYING HERE
 
2022-05-19 9:37:03 PM  
Elon invented whipping it out.
 
2022-05-19 9:38:35 PM  

culebra: Holy shiat! And he actively pressured flight attendants to become licensed in flight masseuses on their own dime!?

He's trying to become Epstein!


What is it with these dudes and wank jobs?
A wank job is boring AF.
And they ALL look like dudes who like wank jobs.
 
2022-05-19 9:38:57 PM  
If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in space.
 
2022-05-19 9:39:39 PM  
His defense is 'oh no, I did it a bunch of other times and there's plenty more juicy details'.

"After Insider contacted Musk for comment, he emailed to ask for more time to respond and said there is "a lot more to this story."

"If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light," he wrote, calling the story a "politically motivated hit piece."'

Dig UP, stupid!

/This is why normal rich people hire crisis PR teams
//Elon is too smart for that, clearly
 
TWX
2022-05-19 9:39:47 PM  

Bslim: "SpaceX reportedly paid a flight attendant $250,000 to ensure she didn't speak out or sue the company after Elon Musk allegedly exposed himself and propositioned her for sex,"

Imagine being the world's richest man and having absolutely ZERO game. F*cking loser.


One of the little secrets of having game is knowing the proper venue.  If 'the implication' plays a part, it's the wrong venue.  The recipient of a pass should not be made to feel uncomfortable or threatened in being able to turn down said offer.

At his level this rules-out most coworkers or subordinates generally, certainly any who are on-the-clock.
 
2022-05-19 9:41:12 PM  

Begoggle: Trump was always an asshole, but I don't feel like he completely lost his mind until he was a bit older.
Elon has always seemed like he was a nutjob.


No, Donald has always been like this. He's always craved attention and pandered to anyone who gives it to him.

His only concrete belief is "I am the best." Everything else is negotiable.
 
2022-05-19 9:41:33 PM  
Well, I'll certainly never vote for Elon now!
 
2022-05-19 9:41:42 PM  

educated: What the f*ck is the matter with this guy.


The Ballad of Duke Baloney
 
2022-05-19 9:41:47 PM  

Maud Dib: culebra: Holy shiat! And he actively pressured flight attendants to become licensed in flight masseuses on their own dime!?

He's trying to become Epstein!

What is it with these dudes and wank jobs?
A wank job is boring AF.
And they ALL look like dudes who like wank jobs.


This feels gross to even type but I think it's probably the most impersonal sexual congress possible, allowing for the necessary gratification while maintaining sufficient emotional distance so the sociopath receiving the HJ doesn't have to worry about any yucky intimacy creeping in. The necessity of acknowledging women as human is thereby reduced.
 
2022-05-19 9:42:18 PM  
He could have just offered a quarter million dollars for sex, probably have sealed the deal, and avoided a scandal.

But he has to be an asshole along with a creep
 
2022-05-19 9:42:57 PM  

thealgorerhythm: He could have just offered a quarter million dollars for sex, probably have sealed the deal, and avoided a scandal.

But he has to be an asshole along with a creep


Don't forget a total dipshiat as well!
 
2022-05-19 9:43:26 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: [Fark user image image 850x425]


I rest my case.
F*cking wankers.
 
2022-05-19 9:44:09 PM  

Maud Dib: culebra: Holy shiat! And he actively pressured flight attendants to become licensed in flight masseuses on their own dime!?

He's trying to become Epstein!

What is it with these dudes and wank jobs?
A wank job is boring AF.
And they ALL look like dudes who like wank jobs.


They probably suck at actual sex
and that's not something you want your underlings whispering about.

They save real sex for the little girls and boys they buy on vacation.

That poor poor flight attendant.  The least the guy could have done is put a bag over his morose looking head of his.
I mean, look at that face. *shudder*
 
2022-05-19 9:44:14 PM  
What a loser.
 
2022-05-19 9:44:50 PM  
Isn't that just called a Deshaun now?
 
2022-05-19 9:45:27 PM  

educated: What the f*ck is the matter with this guy.


He thinks that power and popularity are tied to the number of zeroes in a bank account.  He also thinks that those same zeroes are a replacement for creativity and ingenuity, in that he can buy the real innovations up, pay the creators off, and claim he invented them himself. 

It might work, except he's a thoroughly obnoxious individual who also can't help but broadcast who he really is every time he's challenged by someone who isn't impressed by the bank statement.
 
2022-05-19 9:45:37 PM  

dumbobruni: [Fark user image image 425x479]


Fark user imageView Full Size
I'm using this a lot today.
 
2022-05-19 9:45:46 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size


ElonPenis' nickname has been Falcon all along
 
2022-05-19 9:46:44 PM  

NeoCortex42: If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in space.


That joke was on the comedy radio station here today, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply. ;)
 
Displayed 50 of 237 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.